Members TampaYankee Posted February 14, 2007 Members Posted February 14, 2007 [em]Found Floating in Cyberspace...[/em] Sex Behind a Bar In their favorite gay bar, an elderly gay man in a VERY long term relationship leans over and asks his partner, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern, where you leaned against the back fence and I did you." "Yes," his partner replies, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it again for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you horny old fart, that sounds like a good idea!" An off-duty bartender sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old guys having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The partner drops his pants and the gay man unzips As his partner leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The bartender is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the elderly twosome struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The bartender is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the men, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence. " :7 Quote
Guest CTDick Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Thanks, TY. That gave me a real belly laugh. I have passed it on to a dozen friends who might have been behind that bar, too. :7 Dick Quote
