Rockhard's lost audition tape

[Guest Riptide]

In an attempt to revive his sagging theatrical career, Rockhard, the self proclaimed "pussy licker" is seen here at his apartment in the Bronx, phoning one in.

Sadly, the role went to another auditioner with better hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2nV4AkstIo

[AdamSmith]

Not a bad guess. But I'm starting to wonder if this isn't the true face of RockHard...

http://www.madisonavenuejournal.com/images/trump2.jpg

[Guest Riptide]

That’s a very interesting alternative that you have there Adam, but if I were to examine it more closely, I’d have to say that at least “the Donald” and the “911 gal” with her burning pussy in all it’s agony, have much more staying power and credibility than the Rockhead has ever had, only because they are both REAL people. The Rockhead, whom on numerous occasions, has stated vocally, and in a dreadfully horrific, Ethel Merman style, if I might add that, stated that he “WOULD NEVER frequent MER, simply because of his duty to be a non supporter of skin on skin, unsafe sex,” which MER doesn’t directly support, but offers linkage to only by ownership. Has the Rockhead recently looked at the home page of www.daddysreviews.com ? Boy, there is more advertising for unsafe raw sex there than has ever been before. Where does Rockhead find his values, now that he can’t depend on Rico to get them for himself under the guise of an anonymous sex site that he can jerk off to? Is Rockhard’s dick in conflict with his hypocritical mindset where it’s ok to jerk off to raw unsafe sex, but at the same time condemning it thru sites he finds more successful than his own ventures? Rockhard is a work of perverse art, which he would be the first to condemn, if it didn’t interfere in his outlandish need to look at himself for who he is…..How sad is that? Rockhead needs to take his sagging, wrinkled old aging ass to the public laundry mat and hope that there is a Clorox box for sale in the vendor machine strong enough, to remove the shit stains on his character which carry over to his written word. I doubt Clorox has that powerful of a product yet, but I’ve already written to them with my suggestions.

Rockhard is a self serving, self centered hypocrite. Hence his support for the other hypocrites he sites in his postings. I can only thank God that I’m half of Rockhard’s age, with twice his ability to see the world through a vision that eliminates the bitterness and self better-ness that he sees his own world through, while attempting to say otherwise….The best thing anyone can do for Rockhard, is to not pity him, but to offer him your hope and prayers that somehow, he will connect to the real world, which matters in life. It’ll take a lot, but where hope prevails, so should be us all………I’m there, how about you?

PS. Adam Smith rocks.......

[AdamSmith]

Rock is usually not worth the trouble of replying to. But his "funeral" crack about Jesse Dane's retirement announcement went beyond bad taste.

[Guest twinklover]

I was expecting to hear Rockhard singing "I'm writing a letter to Daddy." But I guess that's another of his audition tapes. I have never seen a more theatrical queen on an internet forum than Rockhard. Yes, I love his slashing catfights with Tom Isern, which can be as hilarious to watch as Bette-Joan or Donald-Rosie scrapes. But this queen is so full of herself (some might say she's full of another word) that Rockhard loses any credibility. High prominence times very low interpretation equals little or no credibility. http://credibility.stanford.edu/pdf/PITheory.pdf

Just to show you how meanspirited Rockhard can be, he has to lash out at Jesse Dane. Rockhard refers to his so-called "obituary" notice and twink holes in an off-topic closing comment. I thought Rockhard's post was about the "Pussy-Flap" on this site, not Jesse Dane. But Rockhard just couldn't resist flapping his big lips about that. Talk about a pussy-flap.