TotallyOz Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Yesterday, I was coerced by an actress friend to do Yoga with her at an LA fitness facility. I am not an athletic kind of guy but she has been asking me to give it a try and I finally caved in. When I got there, I got a mat and wanted to see where I could sit that would be less obvious and no one would see me. As I looked around the most beautiful man I have laid eyes on in ages sat one row back. He was simply divine. I love a guy that looks like they just stepped out of Harlem with baggy pants and a baseball cap. One of my favorite old sites was StreetLife.com many years ago. This guy fit the profile to the max. My friend walked over and we chatted and I told her I thought I was in love and I had to meet the guy. I did and we chatted again after class and he came home with me. He has the most wonderful kisses and the smoothest skin I have ever seen on a guy. I was defiantly falling. We got to the bedroom and he gave me an amazing blowjob. I was in heaven. When it came time for more, he slipped a condom on with his mouth and then took his shorts off. When what to my wandering eyes did appear? Not a cock in sight. I wasn't sure what to do. I was already in the midst of a great thing but it was not with the boy of my dreams, it was with his sister. I am not sure if I should have been embarrassed that I didn't talk to her about the mistake or lie that I think she is wonderful and would see her at Yoga class next week. I am not sure. I still have not processed the whole thing yet but the lesson for my day was, "Always ask a name before sex and when they tell it to you, pay attention." Oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marcanthony Posted December 26, 2006 Members Share Posted December 26, 2006 ROFL. They made a movie about something like that... but it was the reverse. I liked the movie better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted December 26, 2006 Author Share Posted December 26, 2006 >I liked the movie better! Me too. But, as you have seen a few of my ex's, you know I like androgeny. This time my gaydar was a bit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest comment Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 > This time my gaydar was a bit off. Maybe due to jet lag :7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 >you know I >like androgeny. ...long live! My romances are all with men but more things than that get me hard. My favorite closet case, Wallace Stevens, had it thus: ...He had to choose. But it was not a choice Between excluding things. It was not a choice Between, but of. He chose to include the things That in each other are included, the whole, The complicate, the amassing harmony... http://home.earthlink.net/~scofield99/data...otesSupreme.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CTDick Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 "Always ask a name before sex and >when they tell it to you, pay attention." As in Pat, Lee, Robin, Marion, Kim, Chris, Franc's,.....? ;-) Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PWIT Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 LOL....Remember the Crocodile Dundee movie where he crotch grabs the cross dresser? Well maybe in this case you need to grab the crotch to make sure there is a something to grab....:+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 >"Always ask a name before sex and >>when they tell it to you, pay attention." > >As in Pat, Lee, Robin, Marion, Kim, Chris, Franc's,.....? ;-) > > >Dick Well, I don't think I have met a Dick I didn't like. Your name is easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 >LOL....Remember the Crocodile Dundee movie where he crotch >grabs the cross dresser? Well maybe in this case you need to >grab the crotch to make sure there is a something to >grab....:+ Great idea. I have never been much of a crotch man but I think this is a great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CTDick Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 > Your name is easy. Thanks, Oz. So am I. :7 Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
