Mistaken Identity

[TotallyOz]

Yesterday, I was coerced by an actress friend to do Yoga with her at an LA fitness facility. I am not an athletic kind of guy but she has been asking me to give it a try and I finally caved in.

When I got there, I got a mat and wanted to see where I could sit that would be less obvious and no one would see me.

As I looked around the most beautiful man I have laid eyes on in ages sat one row back. He was simply divine. I love a guy that looks like they just stepped out of Harlem with baggy pants and a baseball cap. One of my favorite old sites was StreetLife.com many years ago. This guy fit the profile to the max.

My friend walked over and we chatted and I told her I thought I was in love and I had to meet the guy. I did and we chatted again after class and he came home with me.

He has the most wonderful kisses and the smoothest skin I have ever seen on a guy. I was defiantly falling.

We got to the bedroom and he gave me an amazing blowjob. I was in heaven. When it came time for more, he slipped a condom on with his mouth and then took his shorts off.

When what to my wandering eyes did appear? Not a cock in sight. I wasn't sure what to do. I was already in the midst of a great thing but it was not with the boy of my dreams, it was with his sister.

I am not sure if I should have been embarrassed that I didn't talk to her about the mistake or lie that I think she is wonderful and would see her at Yoga class next week. I am not sure. I still have not processed the whole thing yet but the lesson for my day was, "Always ask a name before sex and when they tell it to you, pay attention."

Oz

[marcanthony]

ROFL.

They made a movie about something like that... but it was the reverse.

I liked the movie better!

[TotallyOz]

>I liked the movie better!

Me too. But, as you have seen a few of my ex's, you know I like androgeny. This time my gaydar was a bit off.

[Guest comment]

> This time my gaydar was a bit off.

Maybe due to jet lag :7

[AdamSmith]

>you know I

>like androgeny.

...long live!

My romances are all with men but more things than that get me hard. My favorite closet case, Wallace Stevens, had it thus:

...He had to choose. But it was not a choice

Between excluding things. It was not a choice

Between, but of. He chose to include the things

That in each other are included, the whole,

The complicate, the amassing harmony...

http://home.earthlink.net/~scofield99/data...otesSupreme.htm

[Guest CTDick]

"Always ask a name before sex and

>when they tell it to you, pay attention."

As in Pat, Lee, Robin, Marion, Kim, Chris, Franc's,.....? ;-)

Dick

[Guest PWIT]

LOL....Remember the Crocodile Dundee movie where he crotch grabs the cross dresser? Well maybe in this case you need to grab the crotch to make sure there is a something to grab....:+

[TotallyOz]

>"Always ask a name before sex and

>>when they tell it to you, pay attention."

>

>As in Pat, Lee, Robin, Marion, Kim, Chris, Franc's,.....? ;-)

>

>

>Dick

Well, I don't think I have met a Dick I didn't like. Your name is easy.

[TotallyOz]

>LOL....Remember the Crocodile Dundee movie where he crotch

>grabs the cross dresser? Well maybe in this case you need to

>grab the crotch to make sure there is a something to

>grab....:+

Great idea. I have never been much of a crotch man but I think this is a great idea!

[Guest CTDick]

> Your name is easy.

Thanks, Oz. So am I. :7

Dick