Trip Report with a bunch of other stuff thrown in.

[Guest]

Well in Pattaya, the place is swarming with money boys, so it's quite easy to land them.

Although most of mine were on Grindr, or Planet Romeo.

 

In some other parts of Thailand, I recognize the descriptions of timewasting, with lots of chat and then excuses.

Or people who can meet at 2:00 am after they finish work & other inconvenient variations.

[faranglaw]

Three Hornets

 

So after all that buzzing around, three Bang Saen hornets have landed.

 

 

Easy Come, Easy Go

 

This one approached me, which, at my advanced age, almost never happens unless they want piles of money. Y is 32. He approached me in Thai telling me he has a small body. Points for reading my profile before saying hello. We chatted for awhile while I was on the bus back to Bangkok from the first trip. Quite a long chat in Thai with the usual ten sentences covering most of it. He saw my private photos and decided he wanted to taste the real thing.

 

So he rode up on his motorcycle, looking all of 22, slim and dressed nicely in black. (How is that they all look so much better in real life than in their photos, while we all look so much worse?) No he was not hungry or thirsty, so I hopped on the back of his mocy and we went the 100 yards to my building. Straight to my room and straight to passionate kissing and loads of oral. He came to a nice climax. For some reason, I didn't, although I was loving the sex. We promised to meet again, that old sweet lie.

 

I meant it, he didn't. No more responses on Hornet to my little overtures. So, a nice memory.

 

The Manipulator Turns Out to Be Shy

 

In previous post, I described this boy who wasted time wanting me to go buy a fan with him, etc. Well, I was still horny after Y left, and since Y had done the deed for free, I felt ahead of the game, so I told the Manipulator, B, that sure he could come over for 1000 baht. He turned out to be nothing like I expected--shy, and rather inexperienced in the game. The usual story, told quietly and simply, about his poor family, Mom, etc. Smoker's breath, which was disappointing, but good kissing, which was not, and energetic sucking, which was hot. An all too short twenty minutes later, we both climaxed at the same time. The best thing about him was his hair. He had just washed it, and it was fluffy, silky, smooth, thick and of course deepest black. Very erotic. I couldn't keep my fingers from drifting through it, and since I was the customer, I didn't have to.

 

Overall I felt 1000 was a little pricey for a very short time with an inexperienced boy, and when he contacted me the next night for a follow up, I told him so. He agreed to another session at 500, but said he couldn't do oral because his mouth hurt from the last time! I said I was going back to Bangkok the next day. His response was not quite clear, but seemed to say that if I could afford to go to Bangkok why couldn't I afford to give him 1000. The concept of Value seems a bit over his head.

 

So we were back to manipulation. Overall, I'm glad I had the session with B, but probably won't do it again. After all, I injured his mouth the first time.

 

 

Slim, Shy, Reserved

 

So today Dear Husband jumped out of the Bang Saen bed at 6am and announced he had to go back to Bangkok right that very moment, something about jewelry, meeting a friend, all in that foggy cultural territory I still can't navigate after knowing him for 24 years. So I'm staying on another night, and decided to grab the first boy who came along at a reasonable price.

 

So I met Ball. We did the 1000/500/800 bargain. He needed time to bathe, which I do approve of, and then came over.

 

He arrived, taller than me and weighing about half as much, his hair slicked back with a rock-like gel. Clearly he didn't want me to mess with it. Well, that was OK with me; he had the smoothest skin I've ever touched. And touched, and touched. He kissed and performed OK, but very demurely. I would have wished for a tad more enthusiasm. But there was one part of him that showed great enthusiasm, a nice sized part I might add, and he had to back away quickly to avoid coming too soon. His oral skills were excellent, and even though I told him fucking was not necessary, he tried to get me inside him. I was, ahem, too big. He was relieved when I told him for the fourth time that it wasn't necessary. Overall I was quite satisfied, but I doubt I'll meet him again. I want a little more connection, heart or mind or humor or spirit or...something, and it wasn't quite there with Ball.

 

So, those are the three hornets that landed. Maybe there will be more.

[faranglaw]

Great reports, looking forward for more!

 

Zy (former Lomchoey) is indeed a bit (very?) run-down, and rather expensive at 500 THB for 1 hour oil massage, when you can get the same, but with hot water for shower (the luxury!) in Silom for the same price or even cheaper.

 

Yes I have been making excuses for Zy and that cow of a mamasan too long. I like two of the boys there very much, but every time I go to a real massage place, I get:

 

1. A massage table

2. Quiet relaxing music

3. Soft lighting

4. Hot water.

 

I get NONE of this at Zy. As the old cliche goes, wake up and smell the coffee. I've written to my favorite, N, on LINE to see if there's a way to meet him away from that disgusting place.

 

My apologies to anyone who has gone there based on my reviews. What. Was. I. Thinking???

[reader]

(How is that they all look so much better in real life than in their photos, while we all look so much worse?)

 

Tell me about it! One of nature's cruelest tricks but counter balanced by that apparition when you open the door.

 

 

We promised to meet again, that old sweet lie.

 

I meant it, he didn't. No more responses on Hornet to my little overtures. So, a nice memory.

 

 

Brought to mind John Rechy's 1967 novel, Numbers, in which no trick is repeated.

[vinapu]

 every time I go to a real massage place, I get:

 

1. A massage table

2. Quiet relaxing music

3. Soft lighting

4. Hot water.

 

I get NONE of this at Zy.

My apologies to anyone who has gone there based on my reviews. What. Was. I. Thinking???

don't be apologetic and we all have our priorities and not necessarily your advice was misleading.

 

Out of 4 points above I care  only about 4. hot water , all other are welcomed if they are there but by no means lack of any or all of these spoils an experience for me. What really counts is quality of the boy first and massage second, rest is mostly trimmings.

I understand others may feel differently.

[ChristianPFC]

We promised to meet again, that old sweet lie. I meant it, he didn't. No more responses on Hornet to my little overtures. So, a nice memory.

 

Overall I was quite satisfied, but I doubt I'll meet him again. I want a little more connection, heart or mind or humor or spirit or...something, and it wasn't quite there with Ball.

 

Mirrors my experiences. After all the work I put into online dating, and then meeting (I still do those cat-and-mouse game where I meet the boy at a place and time of his convenience, which often entails erring around for an hour and multiple phone calls) those I want to meet again are not interested, and those I could meet again (for money) were not what I was looking for.

[Guest]

... which often entails erring around for an hour and multiple phone calls) those I want to meet again are not interested, and those I could meet again (for money) were not what I was looking for.

 My days of waiting 40 minutes & then quitting because a boy still hasn't turned up are over.  Where there's no obvious traffic problem, I've learned to give them 10 minutes past the agreed time & that's the limit.

 

That's based on a paid encounter.   .

[vinapu]

My experience with punctuality  of Thai boys is mostly very positive and had few cases when they arrived on the dot. 

 

I guess they don't want to take  a chance  to miss agreed tip although there are some frivolous types who did.

 

My modus operandi when asking boy to come to my place is to tell to them clearly that I wait till such and  such time / always 1/2 hr but I tell them exact time  / i.e " I wait for you till 5. 30 , if you will not be here I go  to have  a lunch with my farang friend".

 

When picking up boy from the bar at agreed time it's the same  - be ready otherwise  I will not go away.

 

Exception I made is for massage boys, I tell them if you will  have  a client  I wait for you as I understand that client may be somebody like me who likes  to ask for (paid) extension.