EAR WIG BIG HIT LIST.

[Guest ear wig]

Now Im learning HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT GUYZ ON FORUMS AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. Gaybutton = He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

 

2. KhunPA = He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

 

3. Rainmaker = He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

 

4. Catwampuscat = He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

 

5. llz = He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

 

6. khaolakguy = He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY

HORIZONTAL."

 

 

7. Geezer = He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

 

 

8. Snowkat = He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

 

9. Up2u = He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP- CHALLENGED."

 

 

10.gaythailand = He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

 

 

11.Sunee of Sunee Plaza = It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

 

 

[Gaybutton]

What a gentleman he truly is !

 

Yes, he most certainly is. The above post certainly demonstrates it quite adequately.

 

I can't help but be touched by your postings supporting this wonderful, wonderful man. I believe we should all include, in our New Year's resolutions, to try much harder to consider both him and you to be our role models.

[TotallyOz]

Yes, he most certainly is. The above post certainly demonstrates it quite adequately.

 

I can't help but be touched by your postings supporting this wonderful, wonderful man. I believe we should all include, in our New Year's resolutions, to try much harder to consider both him and you to be our role models.

 

GayButton, you haver an amazing sense of humor. Sutle but loud.

 

You do realize that those that don't understand what you really mean will start posting at other sites about how he is your favored few.

[Guest wowpow]

earwig - I wonder if SHOUTING you charm offensive will work? Is it a reaction to that caustic reprimand by the Mod on Baht Stop? A flea in earwigs ear? sort of insectinside!

 

Your elegant apology was charming enough well to everyone except Hedda.

 

Merry Christmas all

 

 

God knows where it came from.

 

[Gaybutton]

GayButton, you haver an amazing sense of humor. Sutle but loud.

 

You do realize that those that don't understand what you really mean will start posting at other sites about how he is your favored few.

 

My goodness. Apparently you think I was joking. . . .

[Guest Pearl69er]

Shouldn't this HIT LIST be over at FART-STOP where the moderators are now so incensed on Hedda's behalf they are now threatening EARWIG's supporters with banishment !

 

What a palava !. There is nothing like a Hedda on heat and she's as mad as hell. Watch out Earwig she's finally seen a way to get you off the dwindling telephone box list of members and the grandee owners are declaring a ban on all who dare pilfer information from anywhere else on the internet. Al those years driving a bus certainly has taught them a few lessons on people skills.

 

Good luck to them I say. They should last about one hour at that rate.

[Gaybutton]

Now Im learning HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT GUYZ ON FORUMS AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

How about this one:

 

Ear Wig = He's not a "TOTAL SHMUCK." - He's a . . . . (oh well, I can't think of anything else.)

[Guest ear wig]

.Yes Hedda is throwing her weight about over @ fart-stop, its him or me very prema dona, allegedly because I brought out in the open she rehashes the News services around the world, If I was telling Lies I can understand her being touchy, may be I have hit a nerve. as if nobody knows that.

 

One good thing is your not plagiarizing if you just read news stories from some one else, then put it in your own words, this is the mistake I made. so how they can accuse me of calling them plagiarists, {wonderful name could be having sex with many underage people at once,} at least I have put them on the map now, so hopefully all the new reader there will stay If I pull out of that terrorist training camp.

 

 

 

[Gaybutton]

.Yes Hedda is throwing her weight about over @ fart-stop, its him or me very prema dona, allegedly because I brought out in the open she rehashes the News services around the world

 

Goodness gracious, don't you ever learn? Are you actually trying to portray this incident as your means of teaching Hedda a lesson?

 

As long as we're at it, since you also seem to have no problem ridiculing the physical appearance of others, I don't think you will mind if the same is done to you. While according to you some of us have beer guts, commit the crime of wearing white socks, are balding, etc, have you looked in a mirror lately? I have to admit that whenever I see you I'm forced to stifle my little laugh. That's because I'm reminded of a movie I saw when I was a kid. It was entitled "Dr. Cyclops."

 

http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue142/classic.html

 

 

[Guest ear wig]

You will have to do much better then that my dear, I have a full head of natural blonde hair from my scandinavian roots.

 

I have been told I can go there in another name as many do when they are banned, so as the owner and Hedda does not loose face.....but I have done my job on fart-stop, it was like going to someone's party who is constantly saying "its my party and ill cry if I want to" but if they do not do as I tell them, you cant come back, I will be the one going.

 

They say I have plagiared them but can not give me any proof of where I have. I very rearly ever copy news snippets as my information comes from friends and owners of gay business, this is just a one off the only other time I copied anything and that was from sticky Rice magazine, because all Im thinking about is giving readers who want to come to Thailand what interesting things there are to do, as if the reader is interested one hoot where the Information comes from, No all they want it up to date things to do and go to when they get to Thailand .

 

No one can tell me why it is bad to write verbatim, but if you read it and change the words of your own, even those information is the same, this is perfectly ok, that's all im saying I do have many sources and this was one of them, the newspaper report on this occasion, but 98% are from friends I have made over the 30 years I have been coming to Thailand.

 

So let them get on with it.

[Guest Snowkat]

If I was telling Lies

 

What do you mean 'if'.

Your appalling reputation is built on telling lies and half-truths.

 

[Guest Aunty]

Earwig, have you thought about changing your handle (forum name)? I don't think earwig is really right for you. May I make a suggestion dear? I think I have the perfect name for you to use on the forums.

 

Gollum.

 

He knew a lot of little people who told

[Smiles]

" ... They say I have plagiared them but can not give me any proof of where I have ... because all Im thinking about is giving readers who want to come to Thailand what interesting things there are to do, ... No one can tell me why it is bad to write verbatim ...

EarWiggy!!! You mean (GASP!) that your 'apology' was simply bullsh*t ... said only to attempt smoothing troubled waters, but meant in vain.

 

I (for one) am SHOCKED!!!

 

Cheers ...

 

PS ... you could try Googling the phrase "laughing stock". 2,400,546 hits ... at least

[Guest ear wig]

And it goes on and on and on its amazing to me, now it has even got big on sawatdee, at least they are agreeing with me, that if you rehash any story you find in a newspaper or from news services this is ok, there is the likes of gaybutton who will never admit he is one of cattys good aquantences, going around bad mouthing me, but never taking into consideration, if it was not for catwampuscat continuous onslaught of me, innuendos put downs, gossip, so he thinks it will become true one day, plotting with his troops in Memories and the very Nice VIP Corner Bar, but no it has to be The Boss here Gaythailand, who is totally Impartial, apart from taking the time to make my acquaintance and understand where Im coming from, but then he does many other people not only me, but he does not worry about being tarnished with my enemies, who are always ingsay 'I think this', 'I think he should do this', 'I think he should do that', he should not say this or that, look at them who do they think they are. Telling me what to do and though they are supirio or even perfect what a joke.

 

Then you have another nutter who is always spewing out what I say is lies to get a reaction, then when it is proven its all the truth,, he tries something else, which is the good thing about writing on an open forum, with a bunch of some very clever people they will soon find out if you are, then tell you, no one has found a lie yet, of course apart from, where one on my souses come from unlike others who continue to write what they see in news in there own words.

 

If you could only see your self your all talking on many Posts on three message boards, all about saying people do not like what I say yet so many people do like it , that is what you don

[Gaybutton]

If anyone can translate the above post into English, I hope you will. That way there might be a prayer of having any clue what this damned fool is talking about.

 

I did get one aspect of it, though . . . the part about how you would be up all night writing all the things you don't like about me, as if I, or anyone else for that matter, could possibly care any less about what you like or don't like.

 

In your case, nobody would have to be up all night. It would take less than a second. Of course they would be writing everything they do like about you. A blank page doesn't take long to write.

 

See you later, Dr, Cyclops.

[Dick]

If anyone can translate the above post into English, I hope you will. That way there might be a prayer of having any clue what this damned fool is talking about.

 

I did get one aspect of it, though . . . the part about how you would be up all night writing all the things you don't like about me, as if I, or anyone else for that matter, could possibly care any less about what you like or don't like.

 

In your case, nobody would have to be up all night. It would take less than a second. Of course they would be writing everything they do like about you. A blank page doesn't take long to write.

 

See you later, Dr, Cyclops.

 

 

 

Perhaps it's the example set by other moderators on other liberal forums to which people like us have written previoulsy, but somewhere in the back of my mind lies the thought that Moderators should set an example and ought to show some tendence towards the impartial, if only to maintain the respect of their office.

 

 

 

If a poster writes something that contravenes Board rules or convention, or makes defamatory remarks towards other members, then one would expect the Moderator to exercise some form of censure or reprimand. But when a Moderator puts himself in a position of confrontation, toe to toe if you will, with someone he might regard as a protagonist, and hurls insults ~ calling that poster a 'damn fool', and a 'Doctor Cyclops', as well as criticising his abilities with the written word, to my mind it devalues that Moderator's currency. It's human nature to retaliate to an insult; that's why we so often respect a Moderator for his restraint and canny foresight. But when a Moderator directs insults at other posters, I believe it encourages others to follow suit, and only strives to perpetuate conflict on the Board. As on the football field, the crime of retaliation is as great if not greater than the original deed. Who's guarding the guards?

 

 

[Guest sattahip]

[Other than Dick's thoughtful reply this whole thread is a load of drivel

[Gaybutton]

[Other than Dick's thoughtful reply this whole thread is a load of drivel

 

Agreed. And enough is enough. The thread is closed.