Pattaya report 2016

[a447a]

The trip from Bangkok to Pattaya was very quick as there was hardly any traffic. I didn't bother to unpack - I headed straight over to Tukom, looking for a massage.

 

I was out of luck. Apart from Somjit massage, which had about 10 guys sitting outside (none particularly attractive), the others seemed practically deserted with one one or two boys outside. I need to see the guys before I go inside ; once inside I find it very difficult to just walk out if I don't find any suitable candidate.

 

I decided to wander over to a massage place near Boyztown. I have been a frequent visitor there over the years and had a regular guy who was absolutely awesome in bed. But the last few times I've come to Pattaya he hasn't been there. So I was going to give it one last shot.

 

I turned the corner and headed down the soi and there he was! A huge smile came across his face as he immediately recognised me. I was over the moon. But he was waiting for a customer so I told him I'd be back tomorrow. Which is, of course, today. I'll be off to see him after I've posted this.

 

Straight to Goodboys in the evening. It didn't look promising as I didn't recognise any of the boys. Where are my regulars? Have they gone back home?

 

I decided to sit in the bar opposite and wait. I suddenly noticed someone waving at me from the semi-darkness of the bar. It was Chet! Thank God!

 

I signalled my intentions and he came over to me, flashing that famous smile. He explained that he was with a customer and asked me to wait.

 

So I waited. And waited.

 

I decided I couldn't wait any longer so chose a guy I'd been making eye contact with. As we walked in, lo and behold one of my regulars rushed up out of nowhere.

 

"Me next. Ok?"

 

"Sure. No probrem!"

 

We went behind the screen. I was about worried as I didn't know what to expect. Where are the two Tons when you need them! When All of Me bar was open opposite Goodboys they would tell me who was well hung and who wasn't. They had a very intimate knowledge of the boys' anatomy. So I was taking a bit of a chance here.

 

I gave a huge sigh of relief when he told me he was from Isaan. And he certainly lived up to the reputation. And was a lovely guy as well.

 

We had a great time and somehow I ended up with cum on my leg. I'm still wondering how that is physically possible, given the aiming direction.

 

I came out of the toilet and there was number two already waiting for me, mobile phone in hand. I first met this guy maybe 4 or more years ago and used to spent time with him behind the screen every night.

 

Ok. Now for Chet. But he still wasn't free so I promised him I'd come back later.

 

Over to Eros.

 

The bar was packed and there was a shortage of boys because one customer had 5 sitting with him. Eventually he left and I was immediately joined by a nice looking guy. But he was drunk and there was no way he would be able to do anything.

 

I looked up, only to see a cock in my face. He sat down and the fun started. But he couldn't get it up, no matter how hard he tried. Never mind, I could, so he worked on me instead. Later he told me he had already been serviced by two customers, so no wonder he was lacking in power.

 

It was great to see the bar busy again - there was heaps of action going on and a distinct shortage of cushions!

 

Time to head back to Goodboys. Chet was waiting, as were my two guys from early in the night wanting a repeat performance.

 

I think anyone who has met Chet would agree that he is absolutely adorable; such a genuine and affectionate boy. And as we know, a real handful. OMG! It just seems bigger every time I see it. The finish was as expected - he's a young guy and has dozens of porn movies on his phone so we know the outcome of that. He told me that he was very horny yesterday. He had three customers and then went back to his room and did it fourth time! Oh, to be young again!

 

Ok. Chet is done. Two more to go. But that's it. No more. My arm was about to fall off.

 

By now I was low on funds so had to do a cash dash back to the hotel. Then back to Eros as I had promised the guy I would return so he could sa-moke me. And he did.

 

I headed back out into the soi and found myself at a bit of a loose end. Having cum, more sex was not an option so I walked around for a while. The beer bars were doing a roaring trade. Has Sunees' imminent demise been exaggerated, I wondered. Mind you, it could be dead tonight.

 

So I decided to check out Nice boys. There were about 12 guys, some on stage and others sitting with customers - the bar was quite full - but I didn't find any of the boys attractive.

 

But then I spotted a gorgeous waiter so quickly called him over. His English is quite good so we managed to have a very interesting conversation.

 

He told me he used to be a ladyboy (!) but his parents objected so he just went back to being gay. He said he preferred being gay because he now doesn't have to spend hours putting on his make -up. I sort of pencilled him for later - I'm not too sure.

 

So that was day one. And I'm a bit tired, as you can proudly imagine. But I can't hang around, I've got a massage boy waiting for me!

[firecat69]

Well lets face it, if you are not doing a big business this time of year then it really would be over for Sunee.  Also as Bars continue to close then naturally more customers for those that are left.  It was not that long ago I believe there were 8 GoGo Bars and now I am not sure but I think 3 (maybe) and 2 of them are not even technically in the Plaza.

 

Can't wait to hear your report on BT which from recent reports does seem to have had a resurgence?

[Vessey]

That sounds like a cracking first day - Good Boys and Eros - perfect.

 

When my hand gets tired in Good Boys they are usually more than happy for my mouth to take over - less spillage that way as well! LOL  Although admittedly the lovely Chet/d is just as much a mouthfull as he is a handfull LOL

[a447a]

Well lets face it, if you are not doing a big business this time of year then it really would be over for Sunee.  Also as Bars continue to close then naturally more customers for those that are left.  It was not that long ago I believe there were 8 GoGo Bars and now I am not sure but I think 3 (maybe) and 2 of them are not even technically in the Plaza.

 

Can't wait to hear your report on BT which from recent reports does seem to have had a resurgence?

Bars open and close in Sunee all the time. My masseur told me they are moving to Sunee in January, opening a beer bar first and then a massage place. And last night an expat told me a new beer bar would be opening opposite the Elephant Hotel, plus Niceboys will soon be moving to the old Sunny Boys site.

 

Whether or not that actually happens is another story.

[Guest DThump]

[quote name="a447a" Niceboys will soon be moving to the old Sunny Boys site.

Whether or not that actually happens is another story.

 

I am intrigued, were was the former Sunny Boys?

[a447a]

Next to the Queens Bar, just a few doors down from Eros.

[Guest anonone]

Nice report a447a.

 

If the waiter at Nice Boys is who I am thinking it is, should be a fun off if you are so inclined.

 

Chet is an amazing guy.  So sweet a personality and so huge a cock.  Glad you were reunited.

 

Have a great trip and keep up the reports.

 

@DThump:  Sunny Boys was in Sunee, down by New Queen bar...or that area anyway.

[firecat69]

Bars open and close in Sunee all the time. My masseur told me they are moving to Sunee in January, opening a beer bar first and then a massage place. And last night an expat told me a new beer bar would be opening opposite the Elephant Hotel, plus Niceboys will soon be moving to the old Sunny Boys site.

 

Whether or not that actually happens is another story.

HaHaHa ..  That would be normal move and open Bars in Sunee after high season is over!

[a447a]

I arrived right on time and my massage guy was waiting patiently for me. We didn't get down to business straight away; instead, we sat and chatted about what had happened since we last met.

 

The massage part didn't last long, as we were both eager to get it on. I didn't have to do anything except liethere, close my eyes and enjoy.

 

Being gay, and being in the massage business for a long time, he knows exactly what to do. He is very skilled at his profession. He possesses every blowjob technique known to man, so much so that when I'm with him I'm tempted to just let him continue until I cum.

 

But he's got ideas and plenty of other tricks up his sleeve and I just go with the flow. One of his techniques is a topic I've been writing about recently - rimming. So after the long blowjob he rolled me over onto my stomach and off he went. Before too long he had me on all fours, rimming and jacking me at the same time. God, I love this guy!

 

On with the condom and in he went. And like my afternoon companion in Bangkok he can fuck forever and as usual, I had to eventually say "enough!" But not before we'd gone through multiple changes of position. If you want to enjoy a session with him you need to be very flexible. And he didn't just fuck me - he made love to me, which is one of the reasons I see him all the time. I love guys who are not only very talented in bed, but also take their time. Not many guys are like that, in my experience.

 

The chuck wow took a long time and we took turns working his cock. I asked him how on earth he chuck wowed and he said it was quite tiring. No surprise there. He was furiously jacking off while sa-moking me, eventually cumming on my chest. I finished a few seconds later.

 

We collapsed on the bed and just lay there in silence. We almost dozed off but were women by the noise in the room next door. A customer was wanking his massage guy and we both had a bit of a giggle when we heard him cum.

 

That is one downside to this place. The walls do not go right up to the ceiling - they share one air -conditioner - and so you can hear everything. That doesn't bother me, as we are all here for the same thing. Also, the place is very shabby and run down,

 

But there is a reason for this - they are closing and moving to Sunee Plaza in January, first opening up as a beer bar and then opening up a massage place.

 

And btw, Niceboys, I've been told by an expat, is closing down and moving to the old Sunny Boys site.

 

The more the merrier. Sunee is not done yet.

[Guest DThump]

Next to the Queens Bar, just a few doors down from Eros.

Yes, I do believe I have been there, on the stage were 2 or 3 chrome polls floor to cieling and the owner was a pleasant German fellow and 5 or 6 boys dancing, not necessarily in that order.

[Vessey]

I arrived right on time and my massage guy was waiting patiently for me. We didn't get down to business straight away; instead, we sat and chatted about what had happened since we last met.

 

The more the merrier. Sunee is not done yet.

 

A really great update, thank-you,

 

I don't (yet) fuck my 'straight' massage boy - but with skillful HJs and BJs, combined with an excellent oil massage, it means that I enjoy every minute I spend with him.

 

He sent me a lovely Christmas message asking when I am back in January. He will be waiting apparently, but not half as anxiously as me! LOL

[eurasian]

Guys what is sa-moke ? 

[vinapu]

Guys what is sa-moke ? 

oral

[Guest Jason105]

Sa-moke = Blowjob

[kokopelli]

Blow job = suck cock

[a447a]

Heading down the soi to Goodboys I just know there will be someone waiting for me. Tonight there were 5!

 

Nuu was first cab off the rank. When we had finished he just lay there quietly in my arms, savouring the moment. I love that look of contentment on the boys' faces. He gave me a kiss and we then went to clean up . We returned to the sofa where he promptly fell asleep on my lap.

 

But the other boys were circling. No rest time for the wicked. Damn! Just when I was enjoying the intimacy.

 

Chet changed places with Nuu and gave me a hug and a kiss - on the lips!! Ok, it wasn't full-on, but still, I really appreciated it. Afterall, he is totally straight.

 

Out came the equipment. It's fucking unbelievable. I'm in awe every time I see it, and I've seen it many, many times over the years. I still remember the first time I laid eyes on it. Surely it can't be real. It has to be silicone. No way can that monster be "original."

 

But of course, it is.

 

After we'd finished he thanked me, kissed me again and then we both sat there watching it slowly "deflate." It was an awesome sight. We then chatted for a while. We somehow manage to get past the language barrier, but it's not easy.

 

Three other guys were lined up but I had to decline as I wanted to go to Boyzboyzboyz for the show.

 

I thought I'd better get there early so I can get a seat down the front for the 10 pm show. No problem - it was barely a quarter full. But by the time the show started -10:30 - the place was packed. All Chinese, of course.

 

BBB has someone for everybody, from twinks to daddies and grand-dads. They were all wearing jeans. Only a few guys appealed to me, one of whom kept flashing his smile on my direction.

 

When the B-boys came on stage I went outside and there he was, sitting out in the Soi. He called me over. Wow, he's even cuter close up. But as soon as I sat down I realised he was way too fem for me. I wanted to get up and leave straight away but I thought that would be a bit rude, so I stayed and chatted. He's from Cambodia and told me he'd come to Pattaya because the money was a lot better.

 

I made my escape when the B-boys came outside. The rest of show was basically the same old, same old except for one new but totally inane act. It consisted of boys with hard -ons lining up behind a guy dressed as a woman. "She" bent over on a chair, the guy put a balloon up against "her" arse and pressed hard to pop it. And that was it - one balloon popped after another. Give me strength! Is that really the best they can do?

 

As usual there was cock everywhere you looked.

 

I walked out into the soi and wandered around a bit. Cupidol wasn't doing too well, nor was Prima. But overall, a nice crowd for a weekday I guess.

 

By now I was feeling a bit horny so decided to go to Eros for a repeat performance of the previous night. It was almost midnight and there were only 3 customers. Pancake, the waiter, told me they'd be closing in half an hour.

 

Sunees' crowd was down quite a bit on last night, understandably, but it certainly was far from deserted. Ting Tong Red seems to be doing ok - they have a lot of boys working there.

 

BTW I forgot to tell you what my massage guy told me today. He said the reason they were moving to Sunee was because the rent is cheaper there, but also because the owner was sick and tired of paying tea money to every policeman who decided to drop by every day to collect. Apparently, some ask for 500 baht, others 1000, and so on. The amounts are small but obviously it all adds up.

[vinapu]

thank you for great report, I had then same feeling watching that stupid number with balloons. When I was there guy dressed as a woman  was actually big and hairy men , which I found very odd  indeed.

 

But still BBB puts good show and it really is wall to wall cock bar so I still confirm , for me best one in Thailand

[orson]

Can you have a feel of that wall to wall cock or is it strictly for display purpose only

[a447a]

At times the boys step down from the stage and move amongst the audience to give everyone a feel. Of course, a small tip is expected. But you're getting a big top in return! Lol

 

The best part is many of the guys don't wear condoms so you actually get to touch the real thing.

[Vessey]

At times the boys step down from the stage and move amongst the audience to give everyone a feel. Of course, a small tip is expected. But you're getting a big top in return! Lol

 

The best part is many of the guys don't wear condoms so you actually get to touch the real thing.

 

One or two of the guys, including 'drummer boy' would struggle to find a big enough condom to fit anyway LOL

 

I go with a pocket-full of 100 baht 'tips' at hand so that I can 'meet and greet' when they come off stage. 

[orson]

One or two of the guys, including 'drummer boy' would struggle to find a big enough condom to fit anyway LOL

 

I go with a pocket-full of 100 baht 'tips' at hand so that I can 'meet and greet' when they come off stage.

Correct me, but I thought someone mentioned 20baht tips before. Or are they just joking.

[kokopelli]

20 Baht tips are at the lower end of the  tipping spectrum while 100 Bahts are at upper end. Depends a lot on the bar/location.

BBB would be at higher end while Eros in Sunee Plaza would see more of the minimum.

[a447a]

Sorry, 100 baht does not reflect value for money for me in most cases.

 

If someone here has to work all day to earn 300 baht, why give a guy who gives you a feel of his cock for a few seconds (not minutes) so much money?

 

And it's not as though cock is in short supply.

 

Just because they think it's worth 100 baht doesn't mean it is. The customer decides.

 

And it doesn't matter where the boys work. The cost of living is the same.

[Guest DThump]

20 Baht tips are at the lower end of the tipping spectrum while 100 Bahts are at upper end. Depends a lot on the bar/location.

BBB would be at higher end while Eros in Sunee Plaza would see more of the minimum.

When it comes to paying to cop a feel kokopelli knows what he is speaking of as I've read that he spends 10 months every year in Pattaya.

[kokopelli]

If someone here has to work all day to earn 300 baht, why give a guy who gives you a feel of his cock for a few seconds (not minutes) so much money?

 

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Because they can and they want to. No reason to begrudge a boy for getting a good tip, Why does a CEO get millions for sitting on his ass and the worker earns so little for actually working his ass off?