Pattaya - where are the tops?

[brall3]

After 3 1/2 weeks in Pattaya I have had 12 boys off; at least one from almost every bar in the boytown area, 2 from Sunee Plaza and 1 from Jomtien. All of them said they were "top only", and NONE of them (except one) was able to top.

 

Shortly after entering the hotel room I was told: "I make (or try) bottom only for you". What the f...? I never said I was looking for a bottom, not even hinted at it. During the initial conversation I explicitly stated I want a boy who is a top! I made sure they understood what I wanted and as previously stated, every boy said he is a top only or "ok I f..k you good". THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!! Instead, all of them magically became a bottom, ALL of them except one.

 

Of all the guys, three of them had overly puffy thick dicks due to silicon injections - horribly disgusting. None of the guys were able to maintain an erection despite fierce masturbation and/or porno movies. How disappointing!

 

In two days I will return to good ol' Bangkok. The prices may be higher but at least I can have what I am looking for and no problems with erections.

 

During this trip I am flabbergasted with the number of Ladyboys, old and young, and the lack of "true honest tops" in Pattaya.

[Guest abang1961]

Brall3, you just missed me.

I could give you the satisfaction without the off-fee and tipping.

I can do what you want!

 

Tongue in cheek

Just give me a REAL leather bag..(since I have yet to receive that VERTU phone) 

[Shonen]

 

Pattaya is full of bottoms. The few times I've done it they were always hard. My favorite top is in Germany at the moment. I Horny Boy on Gay Romeo is a good top, not the prettiest face.

 

A bang, you're very good looking guy, but it's hard to compete with 20 year olds.

[vinapu]

After 3 1/2 weeks in Pattaya I have had 12 boys off

but we did not get any reports from you until now

[Guest abang1961]

A bang, you're very good looking guy, but it's hard to compete with 20 year olds.

Oops the truth hurts...much worse than having a big dildo in my "that" region.

Of course, who am I kidding?

Who am I to compare myself with a twinky 20 year old?

 

Well as the Shakespearean saying goes, "A rose by any name would smell as sweet".

I would rest in bliss that I am still "acceptable" to some.

Suum cuique (Latin for "to each his own or May all get their due"

[steveboy]

Oops the truth hurts...much worse than having a big dildo in my "that" region.

Of course, who am I kidding?

Who am I to compare myself with a twinky 20 year old?

 

Well... a 20 year old may have 5 years experience as a top (assuming one starts at 15),   while you can have 30 years (!) of experience.  Six times more!  This includes a better expertise in means to improve the topping, like pills, injections, and...  if everything else fails already,  a nice rock hard penile implant!

[firecat69]

I have no idea why A447a has not offered some input on this question since I don't believe he has any problems finding Tops in Pattaya.

[a447a]

Yes, that's right. Tops are a dime a dozen in Pattaya. It's the hunky, masculine bottoms that are hard to come by. I've no interest at all in fem boys, and they make up the vast majority of bottoms.

[Travellerdave]

I've just returned home from a very enjoyable three week trip to Pattaya. I am versatile tending towards being bottom with a liking for twinks (especially Cambodian boys) I'm trying to remember all the boys I slept with and I think that there were twelve but maybe I've forgotten one or two. When offing from a bar I try and handle their cocks to make sure they can perform as a top. However this is not infallible as I had a couple of failures - one partial when the boy got his hard cock inside but after a short time it subsided. The other just couldn't manage an erection despite watching my best porno on my iPad. But apart from these two I was very satisfied and I'm very suprised that brall3 had his experience.

From Romeo I took I Horny Boy and can confirm that he is a reliable top.

[firecat69]

Perhaps the OP needs a guide to help him since it is apparent that there is not a problem for many others finding Tops in Pattaya.

[forky123]

My last trip was March but no problem finding tops, including one that topped me so hard I came twice without my dick being touched.

[Gaybutton]

One thing the OP apparently hasn't grasped yet is the bar boys are likely to tell a potential customer whatever they think the customer wants to hear, even if it's something the customer wants him to do, but he has no intention of doing.  He'll deal with it later somehow.  Getting taken off is half the battle.  Getting paid is the other half.

 

The OP said he wants a top.  He said he made sure the boys understood what he wanted.  Assuming they really did understand, if it were me, after a few disappointments I would also make sure the boys understand what has happened so far and I'm not going to have any more of it. If you agree to to what I want, but then not do it, there will be no tip.  If you're not going to do it, then don't go off with me - you won't get any money.

 

If there is a better way to handle it, I don't know what it is.

 

I think the OP will have better luck if he just forgets about taking boys off from the bars if this has been what keeps happening, and try the hookup sites, such as Planet Romeo, instead.  Look at the guestbooks.  Quite often there will be comments in the guestbooks that will tell you how good or bad the boy was.