Bangkok and Pattaya Trip Report, Feb 2016

[numazu]

This is my 8^th trip to LOS and its probably one of the longest ones I’m taking at 17 days. Usually I only take 4-9 days at a time because I’m usually in Asia for work, and this is the first time I’m going just for the heck of it.

 

Background, I’m 34, Asian American, and have an 8-year relationship with a great guy (white, 33). Why do I go to Thailand?  Well, I’m a horny bastard, and believe or not between my bf (sex life still there but has declined), occasional Grindr and Scruff hookups, and the random trick in West Hollywood gay bars (I live in SoCal), I need more.  I am intoxicated by the sex industry in Thailand, and fascinated by the lives and try to make friends with the money boys and locals.

 

I booked this trip way back in September, 2015 one week after my last trip to Thailand (9 days, BKK and Pattaya).  That trip was great, and it was a trip of some firsts for me (first time at Jomtien Complex and had a blast, first Massage place I visited – Hero and then Senso).  What tipped the scales for me to buy a ticket was the unbelievable $550 fare that United had for February. So decided to book a two-week trip to Thailand, and fast-forward to February, a week before my flight, forgetting why I booked this trip, and not wanting to go. Do I really want to endure that 10 hour flight to Tokyo, and then that 7 hour flight to BKK? Am I really that horny? Why can’t this Asian guy I just hooked up with (found on Grindr, mid-20s, twinkish, insatiable bottom) be enough?

 

Relunctantly, I get some crisp $100 bills from Bank of America, do a giant load of laundry and haphazardly stuff clothes in my bag, and then ask my bf to drive me to LAX. He is used to me running away, due to my work travel and generous vacation package from my work.  He’s coming with me this April for Songkran and GCircuit, and is eager to see what the fuss is all about with Thailand.  I get on my flight, load up on sleeping pills… zzzz

 

Day 0

 

I get to Suvarnabhumi at 11:45 PM. I guess it really is peak season, because immigration is packed.  It took me probably 15 minutes to get through it, and then another 20 minutes waiting for my luggage. At this point, its 12:30 AM, and I’m just about to get a SIM card at the dtac counter for the Grindr/Hornet/PRomeo access that has been an intrinsic part of my experience in Thailand. Figure in getting in line for the SIM card, the 40-minute cab ride to my hotel (500 baht, never changed since 2014), I was at my hotel close to 2:00 AM. It’s probably too late even for Screwboys at this point (don’t they close at 3 AM?).  Sigh.

 

I open Grindr/Hornet/PRomeo in the cab ride to the hotel. Looking at the guys on there suddenly got me hard in the cab.  Cab driver is nice uncle type but not cute. I try to follow the ride on Google Maps.

 

I chose the Holiday Inn Express Sathorn for a first hotel.   Background: I get a ton of points from IHG and Marriott hotels, from my work travels, so I cash them in when I’m on vacation.  The hotel is kind of off the main drag at Silom, but I wanted to check it out coz it only will cost my 15,000 points a night, and it just opened in December. And yes, everything looked new in the hotel when I got there. Checked the joiner fee status of the hotel before booking by emailing them beforehand. They say it's fine if it's one guest, 500 baht for any additional. No orgies in this hotel I guess.

 

Nice big room, nicer than Holiday Inn Expresses back home.  No idea if this was an upgraded room because of my point status. Surprised there is a mini bar. I take a shower, prepare for bed, and check my gay apps. I get some pings from cute boys, and I try to engage.  The usual “How are you”, “whats your name”, “ where you from”, and “how long you Bangkok” come in rapid succession in the chats. Took 15 minutes of this and got probably 3 money boys and 2 locals that were interesting. Forced myself to jack off so I don’t meet anyone (I need to get over this jet lag), took some sleeping pills, and then went to bed. It is 3 AM.

 

To be continued

[Jasper]

"500 baht for any additional"

 

Interesting. I have never heard that before.

I loved your report by the way.

[numazu]

Day 1

 

Wake up at 10 AM, just in time for the free breakfast, a hallmark for all Holiday Inn Expresses anywhere in the world. Breakfast is excellent, eggs, hot meats, fried rice, rice porridge, and the usual pastries and cereal for Westerners. Why can’t they do this in USA Holiday Inn Expresses? Maybe everything is just better in Thailand. I notice a few gay Asian guests, but the majority are families. I see two obviously looking working girls with farang, but do not see any obvious money boys. Maybe I’m too jet-lagged to be discerning this morning.

 

I’ve decided that this trip will be worth it if I also focus on fitness and losing weight and maintaining/increasing muscle mass, so I’ve researched my fitness options in Bangkok and Pattaya for this trip. The Holiday Inn Express does not have a complete gym, only some treadmills, ellipticals, and some puny weights.  So I decided to go to the Clark Hatch Gym Thaniya on the 9^th Floor Thaniya Plaza. Took me about 9 minutes to walk from the hotel to Thaniya Plaza, so I figure the hotel is more or less walking distance to the Soi Twilight bars.

 

At Thaniya Plaza, it took me forever to find the correct set of elevators to get to the 9^th floor, because I couldn’t figure out which ones to take. I first entered Thaniya Plaza from the Sala Daeng BTS station, not knowing this was the BTS wing of the building. Went up to 9^th floor, nothing. Found the main Thaniya Plaza, but only found a hundred golf shops. I finally find the elevators to the 9^th floor, and checked in to the gym.

 

It’s very pricey for a day pass at 500 baht a day, but you get a change of clothes (tank top – or singlet here, and shorts), a small and large towel, and a locker. You also have access to the pool and the shower facilities.  I get a good  2 hour workout in, and checked out some hot young Asians, presumably Thai, body builders.  Do they work in Tawan? Probably not, but they certainly were the type.

 

I went on to hunt for a post-workout protein shake. Do they exist in the Thailand? I was lucky, I stumbled upon this Jamba Juice type corner shop across the street from Flann O’Brien Irish Pub in Silom.  Got the protein shake for 75 baht (super cheap, yummy and filling), and noticed the gay posters decorating this store.  It’s a gay establishment! And the two guys making the shakes where very cute, Tawan type guys (muscley, late 20s). Maybe BKK is telling me to go to Tawan tonight as a first bar.

 

I check my messages, and make plans with a forum member to have dinner tonight. I’m not comfortable revealing his username so let’s just say he comes from a neighboring country of Thailand and is close to my age. We also make plans to go see a gogo boy show.  Should be fun.

 

I get back to hotel and thankfully the maid has made up the room. It’s 1:30 PM and I check Grindr. More pings, and get some messages from some farang too. Had a serious conversation with a 24 year old Thai money boy (twinkish, fair skin - probably photoshopped, prefer darker skin anyway so its cool) who is offering massage and “I do everything” sex for 2000 baht. Seems something I would be interested in, but in between the jet lag and workout, I fall asleep.

 

Luckily I set the alarm for 6 PM.  Enough time to shower and do some research on some forum messages about Soi Twilight bars.  I meet forum member 1 (FM1) for dinner, he suggests some street food, which I gladly accept, because at this point I’ve been in Thailand for 18 hours and all I’ve eaten are a couple of Kit Kat bars, an omelet, and a protein shake.  We sit down for the street food, menu was in Thai, but had giant pictures of the dishes (for stupid tourists) as well. Since this is a fitness vacation, I opt to get a chicken curry (chicken, coconut milk – healthy) and no rice (don’t want bloating tonight). FM 1 decides on fish.  Food was excellent, and FM 1 paid (thanks!).

 

We then walk to Soi Twilight. I realized that we were close to Chong Nonsi BTS station, so it was a bit of a walk. But it was great talking to FM1, and we talk about life back home, and why we go to Thailand. Newsflash: we go for the boys.

 

We decide to get a drink first at Dick’s Café. Nice bar for people watching, and I start getting excited about the possibilities the night might bring. 110 baht for a beer, I buy FM1’s drinks. I let FM1 decide what bar he wants to go to, since it is his last night in BKK. We go to X-Size at around 9:45 PM. Good looking boys (12 of them), about 4 customers, 1 farang and the rest older Asians. Drinks were 350 baht.  FM1 makes googly eyes with one boy, and I guess this was enough for the boy to just get down the stage and sit with us. He was tall, cute, probably 21, and I immediately think of the things I want to do to him (something about burying my face in that great ass and eating it for days, among other things).  But I settle for just a respectful grope and some required conversation (“You from America? I thought you chinese”). 

 

FM1 gets antsy, says he wants to see a show. It’s 10:30 PM, so Dreamboys  probably is a good next bar. 500 baht drinks because it’s Chinese New Year, and supposedly there is special Chinese New Year show.  Super expensive but oh well, I’m on vacation, and I want to see a Chinese New Year themed fuck show.

 

I’ve been to Dreamboys probably 7 times, and the show is always the same. Not really the same, because they change the dance numbers fairly frequently (I enjoy them, and the Chinese crowd eats it up), but they usually have the same sexy dance number featuring their star (gorgeous guy, crazy abs, not off-able I believe), something with candles, something with neon paint, something with drag queens with dicks hanging out (for comic relief, newcomers love it). Between sets, the boys parade. Dreamboys always has quantity and diversity on its side. You like tall and masculine, he’s here.  You like a twink with a boyish smile, he’s here. Muscular and a big dick, he’s here.

 

I’m not in the mood to pick yet, I’m just enjoying the spectacle of it all.  FM1 can’t decide.  I decide to wait for FM1 to get one, and then I decide if I do as well.  The show ends (11:30 PM, and a 12 AM show coming up), and we decide to leave because we were not feeling it with this bar.  So we head over to Screwboys. I’ve only been to this bar once before, and was able to get a great bottom last time.

 

So this is the third bar of the night, and with it, the third ridiculously expensive drink.  But I was having fun, FM1 was good company, and this was the first night. We get to Screwboys, there was probably 12 customers there, and 15 boys. We sit down, and I immediately ask the mamasan to write down in a piece of paper the number of the boys who were bottoms.  She gives me 6 numbers. I zero in on two guys.  One looking super innocent, probably 19 and super twinky.  The other, gorgeous face, probably late 20s, and has a ridiculous 8-pack. I ask mamasan if “they do everything”, and mamasan promises an amazing night of ecstasy whoever I choose.

 

I choose older boy, and mamasan talks to boy for 30 seconds, presumably about my wishes (do everything). FM1 gets a hunky guy of his own, and both boys sit with us.  We buy them drinks. My guy asks the required questions, and then has great follow up questions (“You from America? I thought you Vietnamese”).  His English was pretty good actually, and that’s all I needed to decide to off him (ok, his 8-pack and big bulge helped).  FM1 offs his guy as well.  We get our bill, I am charged 1200 baht (My drink, boy drink and off fee), and FM1 is charged 1100 baht (for same things).  I ask why I pay 100 baht more, and mamasan tells me I am offing the star of the bar. Bullshit or not, I am OK with it. We leave and FM1 and I part ways at the door, with respective boys in tow.

 

I ask my guy if he wants to eat something.  He gladly accepts, so we head to Foodland on Patpong to get something to eat. He picks a chicken dish that cost 120 baht.  I get a water (fitness).  We have a great conversation about his life, why he is a money boy, him being gay, and admitting that he was 34 years old.  He thought I’d be mad because he lied before (he said 28), and I said I’m used to the age being fudged, because I guess they think youth sells, but I tell him that if I picked you it’s because you’re my type and you can hold a conversation with me. Time and again I get boys who are older than me, and this happens more often than not, because one of my musts is that the guy needs to be able to talk to me, and if you’re older, you have had more time practicing your English.

 

Very pleasant conversation walking to the hotel. I open up about my work, and how I can afford my trips here. He opens up about family life, and his on-and-off gogo boy life, and failed businesses. We get to hotel, guard is there, but does not check ID. We talk for 30 minutes in the room, cuddling, kissing as well.  He showers, gets out of bathroom in a towel. A body to die for, and a killer smile.  Hard as a rock, I hurriedly shower, and then commence with the festivities. He sucked like a champ. I fuck him, and then he sits on my dick, he almost breaks said dick coz he is crazy excited. I pull out, he chuck wows me, a gusher.  He then chuck wows himself, cum flies everywhere, and manages to get cum in his hair. We laugh, leave the cum there, and talk some more about silly stuff. He then puts his lips on my chest, and then leaves a giant hickey near my left nipple. A badge of honor. I don't care.

 

I decided for just short time (jet lag is cruel), but paid him 2500 baht (we agreed on 2000 baht ST and 3000 baht LT beforehand), because I was feeling happy.  We exchange Line, and I had every intention to see him again. 3 AM now, we probably fucked for 20 minutes , walked for 15 minutes, ate for 15 minutes, so that makes it a solid two hours of talking.

[Jasper]

Brilliant report. I really like your style of writing.

[anddy]

Great writing! Looking forward to the next installment :-)

 

Background, I’m 34, Asian American, and have an 8-year relationship with a great guy (white, 33). 

Sounds like you might be my type actually hehe ;-) Too bad we didn't meet up as well, would have been no problem as I live here. 

[firecat69]

Love the Reports. Keep them cumming! HeHe

[numazu]

Day 2 (Part 1)

 

A new hotel can be both a blessing and a curse. The Holiday Inn Express Sathorn only opened last December, so the chrome finishings are still shiny, key cards fresh and working, and facilities in excellent working order. Bad things about it: staff is new so not as efficient, other parts of hotel still have workers installing stuff, and my pet peeve this week: the bed is hard as hell. I like a nice pillow top mattress, so a new standard bed (not broken in) in Thailand means it is rock hard.  Tossed and turned the past two nights on this new mattress, and decided at this point that I might have to move hotels. 

 

So yesterday I cash in 75,000 points on IHG to get three nights at the Crowne Plaza Lumpini Park. It’s my go-to hotel for BKK. Pricey if you have to pay (average 3500-4500 baht a night), but great if you can get it for free, obviously. Has excellent gym facilities so Clark Hatch gym won’t be needed at this point. There really is nothing wrong with the Holiday Inn Express Sathorn. The breakfast is again excellent this morning, its fairly quiet, facilities are up to par or exceeds western standards, and is relatively cheap. Plus its close to Chong Nonsi, walking distance (for me) to Soi Twilight, and no joiner fee for one boy/girl.

 

So 10 AM I eat breakfast, pack my shit up. Flush the used condom from last night (hey that was fun, I smile). Notice that I need more lube (how much did we use last night???), and take off my clothes to shower. And I see it, that giant hickey on my chest. What was a great, passionate, symbol of lust I proudly took from Thai boy the night before, was now a big, dark red, unattractive splotch on my chest. I try to rub on it to see if it goes away (like I do with past hickeys, and it never works). I take a picture of it and send it to Thai boy. No reply, probably still asleep. I shower, check out of the hotel, and hotel gets a taxi for me. Tip concierge 20 baht, and off I go to Crowne Plaza. 60 baht cab ride.

 

I get to Crowne Plaza at 12 noon. Concierge there knows me by now, and greets me with small talk. Check-in is at 23^rd floor, and check-in was efficient, as expected.  I get upgraded to a Premiere room, as always. I accept the upsell for access to the Crowne Plaza Executive lounge for 600 baht a night. I gladly accept, knowing that I will be able to get (a) another upgrade, this time to an Executive room and (b) I get free breakfast and happy hour dinner and drinks. Good deal I think, considering that I am not paying to stay there anyway. It’s over in under 5 minutes, and I’m now unpacking and changing to gym clothes.

 

At the gym I peruse Grindr/Hornet/PRomeo. Have an interesting conversation with a Thai guy office-type in Grindr while I lift. He’s close to 6 feet, (centimeters throwns me off) nice tan skin, with glasses. He’s very cute, and looks younger than 30 in his pics.  He’s a financial analyst for a Big Four firm (PwC?). He asks what I like, I answer “everything but…”. I am not a bottom. I was a bottom in my 20s, when I was a a super twink. Now in my 30s I have graduated to being a muscular Asian, and bottoming does not give me pleasure anymore. I’m naturally dominant, so topping is a natural way to go. The conversation quickly turns into exchanging photos. Photos of penises, holes, body. I like what I see. We make an appointment for 6 PM, after his work. Works for me, so I can nap, shower, fuck, dinner, drinks, show, and fuck to end the day.

 

I finish at 2 PM, leave hotel and walk 5 minutes to Gay Muscle Protein shake shack. Give them a tip this time, they’re good guys. Change some of my dollars. The exchange rate is amazing. Go to Boots to get toiletries, lube and condoms, 7-11 to get new headphones (220 baht) and gatorades, and head back to hotel. Was about to take a nap when I get a Line message from PwC guy saying if we can meet now. He is horny and can’t wait. I say sure, give him room number, but ask him to meet him at first floor lobby, since the Crowne Plaza building configuration is kind of confusing to first timers. I shower, stage my new lube and condoms (I always put them always in the drawer with the bible, maybe to bless them?), and then wait for PwC guy.

 

He arrives 20 minutes later, and I meet him at the lobby. He is handsome, geeky, and in office clothes (adds to the hotness). Big butt can be seen in those slacks. I can tell he’s shy, so I try to talk to him. He tells me about his work, I tell him about my trip so far (heavily edited, to not scare him). We get to the room. He wants to shower, I tell him he may, and I already did. He immediately kisses me and we do this for 15 minutes. I managed to take off his dress shirt revealing a tight, smooth torso. This will be fun.

 

I had to tell him to shower now, since I wanted to go further. He asks to shower together, and we did. Kissing, sucking, rimming.  All good stuff. He backs up to me, and allows me to have my the tip of my dick touch his hole. I could probably just slip it in and he wouldn’t mind. I don’t, but was very tempted. Towel off, get to the bed. He’s very tender, fairly slow but deliberate. He does not say anything about the hickey (embarrassing) thank goodness. I fuck him, he cums while fucking. I cum in the condom. I take off the condom, he checks it, and takes it to the bathroom, and comes out with towels. Such a gentleman. We cuddle, fall asleep for an hour, and then he has to leave.

 

He tells me he is usually free during the day, and I should Line him anytime.  He offers to come back later for dinner and spend the night. I say I have plans (sex touri). But keep him in mind if I get a slow day. I could easily just have spent the whole vacation with him, but that’s not why I am here. He seems interested in seeing me again and knowing me better, but I can’t go down that road. Before he leaves he kneels and puts my dick in his mouth. I get hard right away, but he needs to get back to work. He leaves. I jack off and cum. I fall asleep and dream of boys.

[Guest Jason105]

Great reports!

Thanks.

[numazu]

Day 2 (Part 2)

 

I set the alarm for 7:15 PM, so I can catch the happy hour drinks and food at the Crowne Plaza. The Plaza lounge is nice and my favorite part of the hotel. They have free unlimited coffee, juices, sodas and tea that you can access any time of the day still 11 PM. And at 5-8 PM they have a (free) happy hour food and drinks thing at the Plaza lounge. I get there, and there are about 5 other parties there, mostly Japanese. I give them my room number, and order a red wine. The food is mainly appetizers, but I usually just eat a lot enough for dinner (I gotta save money when I can). I get some sushi, duck breast, chicken kabobs, and some cheese and bread. Waiter who gets my red wine is handsome, looks 21, and has excellent English. Leave a 20 baht tip at the end.

 

8 PM now, plenty of time to shower and get ready for the night. Check my messages and make plans with some forum members. Check Line and Thai boy from last night replies with a “5555”, reacting to my hickey pic. He sends a photo back of himself shirtless. He knows what sells.  Asks me if I wanted to meet again. I say maybe, I’ll get back to you. PwC guys checks in also and says hi. I say I have plans. Check Grindr, get some promising money boy offers. But damn it, I want to go to a bar, see a show, grope a guy, have him sit with me and take him home.

 

Tawan is probably my favorite bar, in terms of just pure entertainment value at least from what I look for in an entertainment bar.  Oh sure, Dreamboys might have the best overall show, Jupiter might have better consistent quality in the look of their boys, but Tawan just has the better package overall.  The bar is dark but not too dark, ample seating, good views almost anywhere, and even if a boy (ok, guy) is just standing there by the sidelines, he is almost as entertaining too look at as what’s  happening on stage.  Because these guys are jacked, muscular and wearing tiny (really tiny) briefs. Ok, so this may be just run-of-the mill briefs that any boy in BKK bars wear, but when a humoungous muscular body with trunk like thighs and a big butt gets squeezed into them, the effect is striking, as least for me. Plus, my usual boner shrinkers are not there (lady boys, fem mamasans, drag queens). Nothing wrong with those, but not for what I need my sex fantasy place should have.

 

I get there at 9:50 PM, and the drinks are 500 baht (special Chinese New Year show!). They really are fleecing everyone because of CNY. No problem, I sex touri, I pay. I get sat down. I’ve been to this bar probably 10 times, and have some regulars already. One of my regulars, a Lao guy, spots me and sits with me. Says hi, English is great. I notice he has gotten bigger, more muscular, more cut. His grin is wider, and is more handsy and affectionate than before. We talk about my travel plans, and I ask him about his girlfriend and how that is going. He continues to sit with me, not asking to off him, and mamasan leaves me alone, not insisting to get drink for him. I am really turned on by this, and it was my intention to get a new boy tonight, Lao boy is making a good case for himself.

 

10:20 PM comes, Lao boy gets called to go to stage, so he says goodbye and heads to stage to advertise his wares. I make a quick decision, and tell him, you don’t have to, I’ll off you, let me buy you a drink, and just sit with me for the whole show. He smiles, kisses me deeply, sits back down, and then just gives me a good head and shoulder and back rub for the rest of the night, throughout the show. THIS IS WHY I GO TO GOGO BARS.

 

The show was fine. Chinese lanterns and decorations on stage (500 baht!). Some sexy dancing, a chuck wow show, some number with some guy dressed a feudal chinese guy, flogging a twinky guy to submission. I counted about three fuck shows (as in some guy fully erect fucking another guy). One fuck show had two guys fucking each other (flip-flopping) so that was interesting. One of them was kind of fat-muscular, but it was hot nonetheless. This was a Monday night, and announcer says they have two shows on weekends (is this true?).  Show ends around 11:40 PM. My guy goes out back and puts on street clothes. Final bill is 1250 baht (My drink, boy drink, off fee, pricey but: I am on vacation!). I tip captain 100 baht for leaving me alone earlier.

 

Walk to hotel, I notice him sniffling and hiding a cough.  I ask if he is sick, he says a little bit. He says he just needs rest and will be fine. But he can perform no problem. I probably should’ve taken that as a sign.  We get to Crowne Plaza, no one ever checks ID there.  We get to room, takes off his shirt, and confirms that, yes, he is more muscular and cut than last September when I saw him last.  I take out my phone and find photos that I took of him last September. I show it to him, and see the difference in physique. I am impressed, and I take more pics of him flexing, smiling, having fun, and sometimes coughing (oh dear).

 

He showers, and then my turn. I finish and head to the bed. He is looking at his phone, dick in hand, trying to get hard. I see that he has loaded up straight Japanese porn on his phone, and using that to fluff himself for me. That was concerning. Last time he didn’t need it, was hard all throughout, now he has problems. I’m a pretty laid-back guy, so I am OK with the porn in the background. It actually was fine, and was a bit turned on by it. But he was intently looking at it, wanting to get hard, and not being able to. He then turns to me and kisses me, licks my torso, take my dick in his mouth (no condom), and stays there for a while working on my dick and looking at the porn. What a multi tasker. I felt bad for him. He clearly is having problems, is clearly sick, but wants me to have fun.

 

I try to make the most of it and help him out. I have him lay down, and I work on him, Worship his body, his hard work, his money maker. It’s an impressive body, worthy of worshipping, and I’d probably be fine just doing that and chuck-wowing myself and still be happy. He kept wanting to work on me but I took my time worshipping his body. I got to his ass, nice pink hole. I rim him, it tastes like heaven, and was content on doing this for a while. He gets hard a little bit, so I put on the condom and fucks him a little bit. He gets soft, look at porn, but makes “porn-quality” groans that he feels he needs to do as a sex worker. I tell him he doesn’t have to do that, he smiles and apologizes, and I continue.

 

I stop after 5 minutes, that’s enough I think. I pull out, lay next to him, kisses me, wraps his arm around my neck, and then puts his mouth on my nipple and sucks, and then chuck wows me with the other hand, with his massive legs draped around mine. He knows I like this. I cum too long, he is drenched is sweat.  He then stands on his knees and chuck wows himself (he also knows I want boy to cum no matter what). He is adamant to get cum out of him. He is struggling to stay hard, but seeing that struggle, and seeing his muscles tense up and his abs contract with every stroke, was a huge turn on in itself. He finally cums, after too long I think. He looks at me, smiles, apologizes, and promises he’ll get better for me next time.

 

He showers, and when he gets out I take more pictures (naked, and promised only for my consumption). I give him 2500 baht, because he’s been with me since 10 PM, and its 1-ish now. He is grateful, and says he needs to do a visa run in the next few days, but Line him anyway to see if I need him. I tell him to get better.

[vinapu]

Wow, your reports are true treat, thank you.

 

Did not have a chance to read them earlier and devoured whole series in one go. Waiting for more impatiently

[numazu]

Wow, your reports are true treat, thank you.

 

Did not have a chance to read them earlier and devoured whole series in one go. Waiting for more impatiently

 

Thanks vinapu. I'll keep them coming. I took notes during my trip.

[numazu]

Day 3

 

Slept like a baby on these Crowne Plaza beds. Definitely a good decision. Get to Lounge room and get breakfast. I order an omelet, get bacon, ham, and fried rice, and order a coffee and orange juice from cute hotel worker. Other Thai and Western things in the buffet also.

 

Felt like looking for a white guy in Grindr. Whenever I get these urges, it always ends up a disaster. It is best to just let things happen organically on these apps, and it will cum. If you force it on the gay apps, it usually never happens the way you want it to go. I chat up a few guys, probably getting 30% replies back. One guy looked promising. Says he is in his 40s, furry chest. Been dining on smooth Asians up to this point, something opposite sounds good right now. But I didn’t verify enough. He comes to hotel, is older than he says, and out of shape. I make the most of it, but felt cheated. Not gonna say anything else about it.

 

I shower after, too long, to get rid of the remnants of sex, and the shame (ugh). I change to gym clothes and take out my frustration on the weights. I felt better afterwards, and my protein shake from Gay Protein Shake place was especially good. Talk to the shake guys a little bit. Life is good again.

 

Go back to hotel, make plans with Forum Member 2 (FM2) for tonight. He’s a fellow American, early 40s, blonde look I like, and in town for work. We plan on meeting at hotel and heading out to Jupiter to see the show.

 

I think about getting a Massage, but I think I am just not a sensual massage kind of guy. Sure its fun, and probably good for my sore muscles after a workout, but I always feel the sex in massage places are awkward, at least for me. I like a good bed to have sex. A massage table is just not as inviting to me. Probably better if I get the massage in my hotel room (and I have done it), but my regular is in Singapore at the moment. I just jack off and take a 5 hour nap.

 

Make it in time for Crowne Plaza Lounge happy hour at 74:0 PM, and get three red wines and some crab sliders, mushroom and cheese bits, and some salad. Again, all included in that 600 baht a day charge for access to the lounge. Not bad at all.

 

Meet with FM2 at the lobby at around 9:30 PM. He’s as tall as my BF (at 6’5).  I’m 5’7, short guy, but I am used to this height deficit. He’s cute, and from Washington state area, so we talk about the Pacific Northwest. He says he just lurks around the forums and never really posts anything, but follows the advice. I love his deep voice, which is usual for tall guys anyway. He thinks I’m cute. Hey, this might be something.

 

We go to Jupiter, and they have higher drink price as others (450 baht), for Chinese New Year. We realize that its like surge pricing for Uber, and I guess one has to plan his vacations to avoid these special holidays, to save money, just like with Uber and planning your rides after surge pricing. We talk about how brilliant it is to have an Uber equivalent for getting boys, and then we realized Grindr was already this equivalent, and being the new kid in town and becoming fresh meat was the equivalent to surge pricing yourself on Grindr.

 

Customers were almost 100% Chinese. I certainly got my fair share of “Nihaos” in the bar. But even if I was with the only white guy in the room (I think there was one other guy), we were pretty much left alone the whole night. The show was pretty consistent, though it was more drag queen-centric than I remember. The sequence is: sexy boy dance, drag queen dance, sexy boy dance, drag queen lip-sync, sexy boy dance, more drag queens. These queens were good, and almost can mouth out the English lyrics accurately. As the show went on, the boys got more naked, “climaxing” to their shower show, and then rinse down.

 

The boys definitely had a specific look: tall, smooth, fair-skinned, and a boyish to manly look. Most are Chinese looking. I could pick out easily 50% of the boys I’d be interested in offing. And there were three boys that night that were just drop dead gorgeous, and amazing abs.  Movie star quality, the type you see in HK cinema, which was probably the look they were going for, to attract the current clientele. They were immediately called over and presumably offed. I ask mamasan to point out bottoms, he mentions two numbers. I laugh, since I’ve offed these two guys in the past. They were expensive, but had that look, and were bottoms, and a lot of fun, so I guess they had their own Uber surge pricing.

 

 

I did not have an intention to off anyone tonight, and I was having tons of fun with FM2. It was his first time in Jupiter, and knew its reputation. He said he was not going to off anyone either, and was content with present company. I take his hand, he’s OK with it. Life is good. The end LOL. I don’t need to report on the rest of the night.

[ct2005]

... But I didn’t verify enough. He comes to hotel, is older than he says, and out of shape. I make the most of it, but felt cheated. Not gonna say anything else about it.

 

It's hard to verify when the person you are chatting with doesn't want to reveal his current photos. Likewise, I also find it hard to abandon the plan and leave after meeting face to face. In my case, I used Hornet to look for freelance masseurs and some of them only show body parts or photos dated way back ... In all cases, I still goes through with it but usually ended up hating the encounter. Perhaps, it is time to learn to say "no" & leave when things are not right.

[numazu]

Great writing! Looking forward to the next installment :-)

 

Sounds like you might be my type actually hehe ;-) Too bad we didn't meet up as well, would have been no problem as I live here. 

 

Great :-).  I'm back April with the bf and will be staying by myself also for a while, so you or any members who want to meet are welcome.

[numazu]

It's hard to verify when the person you are chatting with doesn't want to reveal his current photos. Likewise, I also find it hard to abandon the plan and leave after meeting face to face. In my case, I used Hornet to look for freelance masseurs and some of them only show body parts or photos dated way back ... In all cases, I still goes through with it but usually ended up hating the encounter. Perhaps, it is time to learn to say "no" & leave when things are not right.

 

Next time, no matter how horny I am, i will verify.  And definitely will say no if things are not right.  Good advice

[vinapu]

 

Tawan is probably my favorite bar, in terms of just pure entertainment value at least from what I look for in an entertainment bar.  Oh sure, Dreamboys might have the best overall show, Jupiter might have better consistent quality in the look of their boys, but Tawan just has the better package overall.  

you summarized it nicely,  I couldn't say it better and agree wholeheartedly,

 

I'm intrigued by your Screwboys report , muscly hunks there , hurrah!

[numazu]

Day 4

 

Interesting night. Wake up at 10AM, and have breakfast at the lounge again. Excellent as always. Go to gym, get great workout. Go to Gay Protein Shake shake and chat up the boys. Fourth morning in Thailand and already I have a routine.

 

At the gym, I again check Grindr/Hornet/PRomeo. Now its 50-50 Money Boys and free boys. One free boy was interesting, Thai, 28, darker skin, abs, lean muscular, and cute face. Felt too good to be true, might be a stealth money boy.  Photos sent are the requisite bare torso, dick and ass pic. We exchange Line, and I get to see his Line account. He had more pictures there, lots of photos of him biking, running, and in beaches.  OK, probably legitimate, and felt I’ve done my due diligence.  We agree to meet at Crowne Plaza. I shower, and he gets there 40 minutes later. He is as advertised, probably looks even better, but is fairly quiet at first. Probably feeling me out.

 

He is sweaty (its particularly hot and humid today), but smells good. We get to the room. He immediately unpacks a charger from his backpack, and charges his phone (the curse of living in the 21^st Century). Takes off his sweaty shirt, reveals a sweaty smooth tan torso with abs. I am sold. He looks at the skyline from my 30^th floor view, and identifies names of buildings that he knows. He tells me that he just quit his job at a hotel and taking a month break to see parts of Thailand he has not seen yet. He was going to get on a bus and ferry to some southern island later today (why don’t I remember these details), and wanted to meet me because I will be gone when he gets back to BKK later this month. English is decent, and smile is cute.

 

He proceeds to shower, and takes his time. He comes out wrapped in a towel, and I immediately take off my clothes and take off his towel. That’s a beautiful dick. We then kiss, go to the bed, kiss some more. He loves to kiss, I love to kiss. We kiss and we kiss. No joke, probably 30 minutes of kissing. Needed to drink some water (kissing is dehydrating), and then kissed some more. I could do this all day. No fucking, just oral, but was very satisfying.  He came twice, once a gusher, another a trickle, but could tell he was into it. So was I. His dick was beautiful, and I probably sucked on that thing more than I’ve sucked a dick on any guy. Perfect shape, not too big or small, uncut and really pretty.

 

After that we talked some more. He wanted me to visit South Thailand more, and get out of the BKK/Pattaya bubble. I agreed with him, especially if he was there, I said. He laughed and said just Line him anytime. After about an hour of kissing and talking, he showers again, and leaves.

 

Nap time: 2 hours only this time. I think jet-lag has left the building. Took the BTS to Siam Paragon, did not buy anything. Realized I would rather be on a Southern Thai island with Thai guy. But then sex touri needs to go to show tonight.

 

At 10 PM, I go to Dreamboys. We are still at surge pricing at 500 baht, but sex touri don’t care. I immediately see one of my regulars, a Thai guy, a little bit older than me, and very hunky. Dark skin, lean muscular, handsome face, a bit of a mustache. He is gay, and we’ve had in-depth conversations before about how tough holding on to a boyfriend while being a money boy. He has tried dating Thais before, but the money boy thing just makes it complicated. He’s still single, but happy, he said. He does not know how long he’s gonna be a money boy, as he approaches 40. He still gets customers though, so he doesn’t have a reason to stop. He says he saves his money.

 

I think about it for 5 minutes, and then decide on just getting Thai guy tonight. Sure, I can get mamasan to identify a new bottom for me tonight (probably the newest export from Issan), but I felt the familiarity of Thai guy is what I needed tonight. I immediately ask him to change to street clothes, and we see the show together. Same same! Same sexy boy dance, same drag queens with dicks hanging out (with Chinese New year twist), same elaborate dance numbers (different songs sure, but same same people). Neon show, fuck show.  We leave before the show ends. Total is 1350 baht. I don’t ask why, I just hope most of that goes to my guy.

 

We decide to go to DJ station on Silom Soi 2 to get some drinks and dance.  DJ Station is one of my favorite dance clubs ever in the world.  The music is great (universal pop music), the crowd is good looking (80% asian guys mostly in their 20s), though it can be too crowded in the weekends. I’ve used it to meet some Grindr hookups before, and it’s a good way to assess a trick before doing the deed.

 

I pay 300 baht each for the both of us, which is the cover and also includes two beers.  He orders us the drinks, and then we stand in the middle of the dance floor and drink. A Madonna song comes on, Thai guy tells me she is in BKK and her concert is tonight. He knows the words (Madonna is the closest thing to be universally gay I guess), and I sing along. We dance a little bit, and then I realize the one thing that I can’t do with my BF, I am doing with Thai guy.  Thai guy is 5’9 ish, so us both standing we can see each others faces. We can kiss, we can talk eye to eye with comfort, and we can dance with our eyes locked in. With my BF, who is 6’5, I am unfortunately stuck with looking at his chest all night on the dance floor.  While it is a good-looking chest, he has to lean down to talk, kiss, or be affectionate to me.

 

Thai guy is very good with the boyfriend experience. Advantage of getting someone older I’m sure. He is very protective as well, and holds my hand the whole time. Advises me to protect my money from the pickpockets that haunt DJ Station, something I already know how to do. After two drinks he gets more handsy, and being his sole target of affection, shows it in a way only boyfriends in love can.

 

At 1 AM we decide to leave and find street food. We settle on someone who had noodle soup and some coconut juice. We talk some more about life in general, and showed appreciation that I like to see him whenever I am in BKK. Food was delicious (about 210 baht, and 60 baht for the coconut juice), and we head back to the hotel.

 

He showers, I shower. He knows I love his nakedness, and his brown and beautiful lean muscular body is a sight to behold. He is hard immediately (even before we get to the hotel), and stays hard the whole encounter. He wanted to fuck me, but knows it wasn’t gonna happen. He teases my hole though, and dry humps me. I fuck him, I cum in the condom pretty quickly. He cums, and I endeavor to cum again. We shower together, and then sleep. He gets to be big spoon tonight. Sweet dreams.

[anddy]

Great :-).  I'm back April with the bf and will be staying by myself also for a while, so you or any members who want to meet are welcome.

 

cool :-) Don't know how you got in touch with the other FM's (or they with you), but I guess you need to make your plans or presence known. Honestly, I see you in this thread for the first time, and you don't have many posts, so difficult to know that you exist and what you're up to LOL. Anyway, please do get in touch in April, I'll be in town from April 5 through 29, travelling a bit before and after.

 

As for the new reports: amazing and super entertaining writing! Thanks :-)

[numazu]

cool :-) Don't know how you got in touch with the other FM's (or they with you), but I guess you need to make your plans or presence known. Honestly, I see you in this thread for the first time, and you don't have many posts, so difficult to know that you exist and what you're up to LOL. Anyway, please do get in touch in April, I'll be in town from April 5 through 29, travelling a bit before and after.

 

As for the new reports: amazing and super entertaining writing! Thanks :-)

 

Will do.  I created this post some days before my trip and I got a few private messages after that: 

 

http://www.gaythailand.com/forums/topic/10235-bkk-26-210-pattaya-210-218-bkk-218-221/

 

Thanks for thinking the posts are entertaining.  It's very stream of consciousness the way I do these, and sometimes I get carried away with the sex stuff but oh well lol.

[ct2005]

...  It's very stream of consciousness the way I do these, and sometimes I get carried away with the sex stuff but oh well lol.

 

Do get carried away! The vivid boyfriend experiences that you described was something that I can only dream of and have yet to experience. Reading your encounters help me to visualize what I am missing. Do keep it cumming .

 

[vinapu]

 

Thanks for thinking the posts are entertaining.  

yes ,they are !

[numazu]

Day 5

 

Heading to Pattaya today. I’m planning to spend 8 days in Pattaya, with the goal of getting two suits and five dress shirts custom made at my favorite tailor. Oh yeah, I’m there for the boys as well. I was also going to try Sunee Plaza this trip, and see some of my regular money boys. 

 

I try to wake up my Thai boy, and end up giving him a blow job and him cumming. I get breakfast at the lounge with Thai boy, breakfast was free even for him. I tell him I come back in 8 days and will want to see him again. We go back to the room, I give him 3500 baht (I spoil him, I don’t care), and he gives me a big wet kiss and leaves. In the past he has opened up to me about some struggles he’s had with parents, Issan, bf trouble, farang trouble, and life in general. I am hoping I will be his friend long after he leaves this line of work, because I think he’s just a cool, hard-working guy.

 

I ask for late checkout (1 PM), get a workout in, and check out of the Crowne Plaza. Get charged 1800 baht plus tax total for the lounge access, not bad for a 3-day stay. I booked my usual car service to take me to Pattaya (http://www.pttaxiservice.com/). They’ve been always prompt and fairly predictable in the past 2 years I’ve used them. Someday I will learn how to take cheaper forms of transportation to get to Pattaya from BKK, but right now the 1100 baht I give them to pick me up door-to-door from Hotel 1 in BKK to Hotel 2 in Pattaya, is working for me right now.

 

Drive to Pattaya is uneventful. Thursday mid-afternoon traffic is non-existent. Open up Grindr during the drive, and get into a pleasant conversation with a long-time farang resident (Aussie guy), who has lived south of BKK for 6 years now. He talks about the ups and downs of expat life in Thailand, as well as his current, former money boy, boyfriend (cute af). I talk to him about my wish to invent a wormhole that connects California to Bangkok and be able to skip the arduous 17+ hour plane ride just to get to this beautiful and sexy part of the world. With Grindr open for 1.5+ hours, my battery gets drained down to 10%.

 

I get to my first Pattaya hotel, the Aya Boutique hotel, near Boyztown. This is my first non-IHG, non-Marriott hotel I am staying in Thailand, as I am trying to mix it up this trip. Research before trip yielded: no joiner fee and check boy ID, certain rooms have street/bar noise, booked for 1500 a night (advanced, prepaid rate), which seems reasonable. I did not get the breakfast rate, as I wanted to explore the “breakfast buffet scene” in Pattaya. I arrive with passport and credit card in hand, and check-in took all of 3 minutes, which included them making a photocopy of my passport.

 

First problem of the stay: they gave me a room facing the busy courtyard where the African-themed restaurant and another outdoor bar was. They were already playing loud music at 4 PM, so I am thinking this may be an issue. Everything else about the hotel was fine: safe to hide money and passport – check, enough towels for dirty deeds – check, free bottled water to survive the heat – check. Toiletries were kind of paltry, but did not expect much, since I am used to the services at American chain hotels.

 

Open up Grindr/Hornet/PRomeo and immediately get accosted by a deluge of Money Boy pings. Some free boys too, most of them messaging me in Thai. I guess I look Thai on Grindr. Start up a conversation with an interesting free boy. He’s 24, works at the Hilton Pattaya, and was just waking up (its 6 PM). Nothing sexual was discussed but he asked for my Line. We message there and I look at his profile on Line. Lots of photos, and he is adorable. Tall, tan, fit and always doing fun things in his photos. I continue to talk to him, and have to go through a lot of those animated emojis in Line that the kids are into these days, but no real urgency with him or I to meet soon. He says he just woke up this late, because he has the night shift at the hotel.

 

At 7 PM I take a Baht Bus to my tailor. I get my measurements taken again just in case I’ve changed. They commented I’ve gotten bigger from last time. Gosh I hope they meant more muscular. We plan for two more fittings in the coming days and they say I will get my 2 suits and 5 shirts in 5 days. I hunt for dinner, and settle for a Thai Omelet at a random Second Rd restaurant. 150 baht with drink, cheap.

 

Take a nap, and wake up at 10:45 PM. Ooops, I overslept and missed the first show at Xboys (10PM), and Boyzboyzboyz (10:30PM). Take a shower, look out my window, Pattaya is in full swing on a Thursday night. Decide on Boyzboyzboyz (BBB) as I wasn’t sure what I was in the mood for tonight, and I wanted to check out the Cabaret show at 12 Midnight. BBB is like Dreamboys in BKK, has the most diverse boy collection among the bars around it. I’ve had great success getting boys there, and the show is entertaining.

 

I get to BBB around 11:35 PM. No CNY pricing, but then again, CNY is over, so drink price is at “regular” 350 baht. Mamas recognized me from past visits and have me sit down close to the stage. They are just wrapping up their Sexy Boy show that started at 10:30, and I see there was a shower number that just ended. Some boys join the shower number, but they are wearing briefs. Interesting start to my night. Boys towel off, the stage gets mopped up and dried, and some boys line up and advertise their wares.

 

I like going to this bar, for the show, for the boys, but also because one mamasan knows exactly what I am into, and what kind of boy I like. I always give him 100 baht whenever he gets me someone satisfactory, and he always does this every visit. So you can imagine the boys he sets me up with are usually younger, mostly gay, and once in a while fem.  No problems with more fem guys, as long as the body is the right look (abs, muscular), and knows how to use his dick. Hopefully eyebrows not too manicured and definitely no makeup.

 

One time, he recommended a boy (guy, really) who looked straight, super masculine, and had a body for Tawan (bodybuilder). Mamasan says he does everything, like I like. I did not believe him, I said he looks like he is a total top and won’t even kiss. He insists that the boy does do everything, and after some contemplation I relent and say yes. The boy sits with me, and mamasan gives him a stern talking to. Maybe to tell him I want him to do everything? He tries to be sweet, tries to be affectionate, but could tell it’s all forced. At this point I wanted to off him just to see what would happen. In a nutshell: he bottomed, there was blood, it was painful for him; he kissed, not into it, but kept doing it; he gave me oral, badly, but persevered. He was a mountain of a man, handsome, great dick, even greater ass. While not the best sexual experience, was hot and fun nevertheless and makes for a great story. I don’t bother exchanging Line with boys I do not intend to see again, and he was one of them. Asked for 2500 baht short time, high for Pattaya, but I gladly paid.

 

Arriving later at a bar means most of the good ones are taken, and you are left with the ones not picked yet. I get my drink (Singha), and start assessing the boys. Lots of new ones for sure. I like 70% of them, and if I were to guess, they are probably total tops. Mamasan points to another super masculine, muscular guy, says he does everything. I guess its gonna be one of those nights. He was super handsome: he looks like a younger Daniel Dae Kim http://theactorsdiet.com/2010/04/27/interview-with-daniel-dae-kim/. I immediately remember what happened last time. Do I want good sex, or a good story?

 

He sits down, says his name. I get him a drink. He takes my hand, they feel rough and had callouses. I ask him a bunch of questions: he’s 26, he’s Thai, he comes from Issan (shocker), and English not so good. I say fine, how long have you been a money boy? He does not understand, I grab mamasan, translate please. Boy says 2 months. What were you before, he said farmer. I immediately find this interesting. Callouses still a little bit fresh from past life, and have not smoothed out yet from the lotions found in countless hotel rooms in Pattaya.

 

Cabaret show starts, and is always a good time. These girls know how to sell the illusion, and the backup boy dancers are cute. I always wonder if they are off-able. I give 20 baht tips to the girls who do a good job. First night in Pattaya, still in a generous mood. My boy holds my hand the whole time, but does not talk to me or shows affection. I expected this. The show ends around 12:45 AM, and afterwards the stage is engulfed with boys still not offed. There probably 50 of them still. That’s a lot of boys. Mamasan tells me some are short-timers who are just there for Chinese New Year. Business has been slowing down now that the holiday is almost over. Boys wearing jeans now instead of usual briefs. Presumably because they are “ready to go” with you to you hotel.

 

My guy gets dressed. Simple jeans and white t-shirt (slim fit, you see muscles), suggesting he is really straight. I pay 1050 baht (My drink, boy drink, off fee). Tried talking to him but English really poor. It takes us 5 minutes to walk from Boyztown to Aya Hotel. We get to the hotel, the courtyard area parties are dying down. It’s 1 AM, there is a guard. He recognizes me, but talks to the boy in Thai and boy takes out his ID and gives it to the guard. He then asks me what my room number is. This is the first time this has happened to me in Thailand, as none of my IHG or Marriott hotels has even done this. But I like it, because I feel the hotel cares about security.

 

We get to room, he starts undressing to shower, but I tell him wait, and he sits down. I take out google translate, and he knows how to use it. I get some conversation out of him. Family had a farm in Issan, but no money in farming so forced to go Pattaya. He has a girlfriend and she knows and does not ask questions.  I ask if he likes kissing guys. He thinks for a bit, and says yes. I ask again, tell him he can be honest with me. He insists on keeping up the illusion, and says he loves kissing guys and bottoming. I don’t believe it, and will find out soon enough. He showers, I shower.

 

Summary: he kisses: but not open mouth, not satisfying; he sucks dick: fairly well, and was my favorite part; his dick is huge: and I thought about bottoming for the first time this trip, and I suck gladly; he bottoms: fairly easily, but he makes a pained face. I fuck him, he gets soft, but he is a shower, so it flops around while he gets fucked, and I like this visual. I tell him he needs to cum, it takes him a while, but eventually does it on my chest. He sits back down, laughs, maybe in relief. I get google translate and told him “Good job, thanks for playing along, I had a good time.” He got the gist of my message, and took my phone and told google to translate “I like you. Can I see you again.” I laugh, tell him are you sure. And then spent 15 minutes using google translate to ask me about my trip, my life, how is the USA, do I have a wife (LOL).

 

He showers, gets dressed. We agree on 1500 baht in the bar. I give him 2000 baht. The American in me always wants to give a tip. I know that 1500 baht is the actual tip, but not to me, and I feel he deserved an actual tip. He gives me a chaste hug, and leaves. 2 minutes later my phone rings: it’s the guard from downstairs asks “OK for your friend to leave?”, I say “Yes, thank you”. It is 3 AM. I look outside my window. The party had ended outside, and, just now, inside as well.

[vinapu]

 

He gives me a chaste hug, and leaves. 2 minutes later my phone rings: it’s the guard from downstairs asks “OK for your friend to leave?”, I say “Yes, thank you”. 

ever since years ago boy told me that when he was leaving hotel previous night receptionist requested a tip to release his ID I always on departure  escort my boys down to reception just in case. 

[DivineMadman]

nice reports and very very well written.

[TomNg]

Reading these trip reports not only making me real horny but also realizing how much pleasure I have missed in my life. There are so much fun to be enjoyed but I was not awared until now.

 

Thanks everyone for the trip reports and advices. Although it is very late (already an old man lol) but I will start to enjoy myself more at every chance I get. Better late than never, right :-)