Trip (Massage) Report 2016

[pong]

@blueshrimp: thats the peril of choosing from just a picture-same like booking hotels here in TH from a site. Thats why I never do that. Check at place.

@ct200: some boys seem to think that when the final play is on its good to imitate poh-movies too with all that slang and etc. For me they better just stay quiet. Same for comments about ''how much'' you spawned.

But back to OP, the divine madman: any intent to try out a few more local Thai places? There are so many here in BKK you're spoilt for choice.

[pong]

YouTube movies? With guys? Could you share the link, please?

@HiClub again: No, I do not do links, and I also even do not know if that youtube is still on. But its daft easy to find, IF still on, go to thaimassageboy, find HiClub and then follow links. But expect nothing as the same pix as on its www but slowly moving into the next. NO boys etc.

For now use bus 134 from the Mochit BTS to get there-get off at stop just after the old Carrefour, now Big C RattanaTIbet and before the Central (actually a Robinson), go in soi-turn right, in unnamed soi beside Familimart.

SEED and ISpa are just beside that Robinson complek-clear maps on TMB. Other side of main rd, just 7-8 mins further walk onward.

Surprised to see -just now-about Uniman. But lets see; about any of the m2m msg places in that area are moved out or closed; Albury, Banana, HIS, the Old BodyClub-I guess rents there get just too high. Or maybe that whole falling apart (as any Thai building seems to do after 4-5 years) complex it is in is going to get renovated?

[DivineMadman]

Will definitely try more local Bkk massage spots when I get back! Especially White House.

[Guest jpcastro]

Hi guys. I'm just curious, a lot of these massage places allow you to get 2 boys. If your fantasy, after the massage, is just to watch the 2 guys go at it, is this even possible? Is this frowned upon?

[DivineMadman]

Many of shops offer four hands massages.  What you and the respective owners of the four hands should all be agreed to ahead of time.  I can't imagine your request would be all that unusual.  You might try the larger shops just because for some (many) of the guys, it may be a bit awkward.  Maybe Arena, Hero, Adonis?  Don't know about Prince.  Presumably anything is possible on soi twilight (Bonny or Bangkok), but I do not know.  Email or Line ahead and I bet V Club 7 could arrange anything.  

[TMax]

Hi guys. I'm just curious, a lot of these massage places allow you to get 2 boys. If your fantasy, after the massage, is just to watch the 2 guys go at it, is this even possible? Is this frowned upon?

I would also suggest, when going for 4 hands, pick one boy and have him pick the second one. If you want them to perform whilst you watch tell the first boy what you want to do, if he is okay with it he can then choose a like minded boy for your fun viewing. Personally when having two boys for 4 hands massage I like to have fun with them both after the massage rather than watch

[Guest jpcastro]

Thanks DivineMadman and TMax. I'd definitely give this a try. I guess my best bet would be Hero? Although I understand Prince has the best facilities. There's just something about watching 2 guys go at it that interests me. I just hope I can master the courage to ask the receptionist/mamasan when Im already in the place.

[TMax]

Prince is a top massage place for sure. Hero would be a fair choice but you could also try Bonny massage and Bangkok massage in soi Twilight, BBB inn now has a massage service (little pricy) but I reckon you may also get what you want there too

[paulsf]

It's hard to open up to a Mamasan the first couple of times you do this, but it usually gets easier each trip.

Keep in mind, the Mamasans have heard it all. Asking for 2 boys to play together is a very common request.

They worst that can happen is they say "no". You move on. But they are there to make money, so will work with you the best they can. Hero is a good choice to try as they have a lot of gay boys that work there.

[DivineMadman]

I second Paulsf. The managers have heard it all before. They are usually very very happy to upsell to a four hands massage and will want it to work out for you. I also don't think that a boy would be forced by the manager to participate if he really didn't want to, so ideally everyone should be satisfied one way or another.

[vinapu]

BBB inn now has a massage service (little pricy) but I reckon you may also get what you want there too

are you sure? they used to have it and I loved it but when there in December all boys were gone and no massages offered .

 

As for an OP question if you shy talking about your dream to mamasan try that with a boy who is massaging you. He will tell you if he has friend in the place who will be will be willing to either top him or bottom for him.

 

But as all others said - boys and mamasans heard it all before and probably much more .but in my opinion it would be better to talk directly to the boy or boys involved.

 

I recommend Banana Club, Kevin, owner there is very helpful and knows why you are there 

[TMax]

Their website still has it listed but things change so much anything is possible

[TMax]

Just got word back that BBB Inn massage is still open and going strong

[DivineMadman]

Hi guys.  Back from a great time in Vietnam.  First thing I did was go to Baantewa where there is a masseur who I like.  I won't bore you with that.  One new report and in a separate post I'll try to share a first draft I ginned up as a way to try to get some of the info in a more compact format a la Shameless Mack.  The report is a bit long because it's really three massages in one and it's not your traditional massage shop.

 

Spa Bangkok (Silom Branch).  

 

Spa Bangkok has a few branches in BKK.  I have generally ignored it because they have a set up where you become a member or buy packages of massages, which isn't really relevant for tourists.  But they do regularly seem to have special promotions for tourists that let you get one massage or (more) and all the earlier talk on gaythailand about lingam/tantric massages made me think I should try Spa Bangkok because they offer a tourist only 3 hour scrub + tantric + oil massage.  

 

The facilities are definitely the nicest I have seen in Bangkok outside of the nicer hotels.  A very nice zen reception area.  Rooms are lovely with attached shower all done up very nicely.  They recommend you book at least a day ahead, so I popped in and did that, paid my 500 deposit and was given the chance to select my masseur from photos on the tablet.  My first time at a shop I usually try to go with the flow and see how the shop is without my own micromanagement so I just said there were too many guys for me to pick from.  Manager asked if I wanted strong massage or not, so I said strong, and the manager said he would recommend one or two when I got there the next day.  (BTW - English spoken very well here by manager and masseur.)  Spa Bangkok is in the same building as Arena, but it is an entirely different experience.

 

I showed up at the appointed time and after a nice glass of water just told the manager to pick for me.  I was asked to fill out a brief questionnaire sort of "Tell us about your penis" - are you cut/uncut, do you have difficulty getting erections. do you have a premature ejaculation issue.  Then there is a paragraph that tells you the tantric massage is serious business and you should tell the masseur if you are about to cum, otherwise you won't get the full benefits and you have to sign the form to acknowledge this.  (I wonder if they do this so they can show the health department.)

 

I was shown to my room by my very cute university-student looking guy who told me to shower and then sit and soak my feet.  The shower, by the way, has a rain shower and is huge.  Freshly showered I dutifully soaked my feet in hot cucumber water for a couple of minutes until my masseur arrived to wash my feet and we were off.

 

The promotion actually describes it as tantric + scrub +oil, so I assumed it would proceed in that order.  (Made sense, the scrub could help recover from the release-free tantric massage.)  No, he started with the scrub, which was nice although I think it's hard to get thrilled about being exfoliated.  Masseur was very thorough - but not too rough - and the scrub took 1 hour.  After the scrub I showered and lay down and the masseur told me to wait as there would be change of therapists.  !!!  

 

I am pretty sure the manager/front desk guy then came in and gave me the tantric massage, but I didn't look too closely because when he walked in I just looked up quickly decided he was very handsome so I didn't really care who it was.  I vaguely recall the tantric massages I had in India and the organ massage at Dr. Bear as being nice but also limited to genital area.  Here it was much more erotic and fun because his spare hand would wander all over and in a very sensual way.  The tantric massage was delightful, I was able to control myself and it was over in I think about 20 or so minutes.   (By contrast, I think at Dr. Bear the massage will last as long as your credit card does.)

 

After a couple of minutes, my original masseur - who remained fully-clothed throughout - came in and gave me certainly the best massage I've had here in Bangkok in recent memory.  It was a real strong massage, which was what I wanted.  Because I find Spa Bangkok so odd, I had no idea whether there would be a happy ending, but I am pleased to say there was, and it was, like everything else here, well done.  (With the tantric massage and all, I even got a genuine "wow" from the masseur as the happy ending reached its happiest moment.)  The massage continued for a bit after and ended very near to the 3 hour mark.  Shower alone.

 

The tip policy is a suggested 500 for a body massage.  I took this to be a suggested 1,000-1,500 for what is in effect almost 3 massages.  

 

Oddest thing was that there were orchestral arrangements of Christmas carols playing in the background throughout the massage(s).  Another slightly odd thing was that when I was chatting with the manager about who to pick and whether I wanted strong or not, I had a vague feeling that this was some sort of code for top or bottom but the place is too high class for us to say that openly, but it was just a vibe.  I can't really be sure.   [Even so I definitely would not go there expecting full on sex.]

 

Bottom line:  It's crazy ridiculous expensive and so I will have to skip a massage or gogo bar trip to get back on track.  But if you feel like splurging and pampering yourself, go for it.  I certainly hope to go back, but not for this package.  They currently offer a 90 minute massage promotion for tourists for 1,690 (plus 500 tip policy) = about 2,200, which is in line with many other massage shops, although I think probably without the full on romping around you may get in the other places, if that is important to you.

[DivineMadman]

I've tried to put some info and ratings on a spread sheet.  It's not done but I thought I would share it in case people have suggestions.

 

May the shameless one live on!

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_bpYWk8gsUdZy1YVUJpY19HdTg/view?usp=sharing

[Nasherich]

Ha, this chart is absolutely brilliant! I've been looking through various posts trying to collate information to choose which places to visit on my forthcoming trip at the end of the month. This nicely brings it all together! Thanks

[ggobkk]

The chart is a true gift.  Thanks

[vinapu]

I've tried to put some info and ratings on a spread sheet.  It's not done but I thought I would share it in case people have suggestions.

 

May the shameless one live on!

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_bpYWk8gsUdZy1YVUJpY19HdTg/view?usp=sharing

thank you for all the efforts you made put in order to put this chart together

[TMax]

Hey DM, love the spread sheet, well done. Quick edit, would love to see this spread sheet pinned so that any newbies looking for info can have it at their finger tips.

[captainmick]

Damn kind of you to go to so much trouble and effort to prepare such an excellent and useful chart DivineMadman. I am sure many will benefit enormously.

 

I wonder if the operator of www.gaythailand.com would be prepared to put a link to your marvellous chart on the home page so we can all find it easily in the future. Even better if it could include links through to the pages in the rather underused Gay Thailand Businesses - Gay Bangkok section and encourage other members visiting these first class massage establishments to submit their own field reports.

 

My thanks to you again. Splendid stuff.

[anddy]

Spa Bangkok (Silom Branch).  

 

 

Thanks for report, matches my experiences there. In fact, I do have an annual membership there because I like the high quality of the massages. Also, massages tend to be not only strong (as I like them) but also sensual, though the degree fo sensuality varies with the masseur of course. One guy I like in particular (and keep booking) is really good at that, as well as the expert HJ. 

 

As for the membership set-up, that's nor worry for the visitor as the give a free 5 day membership for tourists, see their price chart (bottom left) at http://spabangkok.net/silom/silomservice.htm so you can take advantage of their full services.

 

Which include the "premium menu for men" http://spabangkok.net/premiummenu.htm

 

Promotions both for members and tourists are updated regularly. http://spabangkok.net/silom/promotion.htm

 

As for the HE/sex, in general it is only HJ, but I had one guy there who (to my surprise) said "I want to fuck you. OK?". Well, yes it was OK hehe. Haven't seen his name in the dauly staff updates in Line for some time, so seems he may have left, though he was new only last year. 

 

Did a 4 hands massage recently, and (again to my surprise) they didn't remain fully clothed as usual, but were in underwear only. When it came to the HE part, one guy too that off for me to play with his dick, which got hard, too. Not sure if I could have asked for more, simply didn't as I came relatively quickly.

 

Had the odd Christmas music in January as well, but not anymore in February, so obviously picked that again, maybe not really realizing what it is. Probably just sounds like any farang music to them lol.

 

As the tantric requires specific expertise, it is only done by one specific guy (or used to be in the past, now maybe more than one) which is why it should be booked a day in advance to ensure he is there. Not all of the staff do it for sure. As for the limited duration of 20 minutes, that is a result of it being a sequence of clearly definded moves and strokes, they used to have a description complete with the tantric names of those moves on their website. 

 

@DM: what was your guy's name (if you asked)? 

[DivineMadman]

Hey DM, love the spread sheet, well done. Quick edit, would love to see this spread sheet pinned so that any newbies looking for info can have it at their finger tips.

Thanks.  I'll be here until mid-late April so will continue working on reports and ways to present the data.  Will post it all as final new topic so it is a little easier to find.  Hope that helps.

[DivineMadman]

Even better if it could include links through to the pages in the rather underused Gay Thailand Businesses - Gay Bangkok section and encourage other members visiting these first class massage establishments to submit their own field reports.

Good idea about the links to the business specific post-lets.  Will see if I can do so without adding more clutter to the already over cluttered chart.  

[DivineMadman]

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Had the odd Christmas music in January as well, but not anymore in February, so obviously picked that again, maybe not really realizing what it is. Probably just sounds like any farang music to them lol.

 

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@DM: what was your guy's name (if you asked)? 

Thanks.

 

Agree - I think they just think it is pleasant music for westerners.  I am sure they are not playing "O Come All Ye Faithful" at all ironically.  

 

If I did ask I don't remember name.

[paulsf]

Which is harder, putting together the spread sheet, or running around to all the massage palors doing research ?