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There were reports about hooking up with men in uniform around Saranrom park in the afternoon. Despite having spent some time there, I cannot confirm these reports. A friend who is quite successful seducing (maybe not the right word, he is straightforward in his intentions and offers money) straight boys, but he says he never had success with soldiers in groups. I have a fetish for military uniforms (camouflage), but so far no opportunity.

I thought the same. But then I found that conditions in massage shop are better than in my room: dimable light, right temperature, start slow with massage, and I find the masseur's skin glistening from traces of massage oil attractive. My room has 20 sqm, you can get lost on your way to the fridge. Massage room has just the right size, temperature, level of light. My first stop in Silom after my return to Bangkok will be in a massage place.

Oil massage is not "spraying the oil over your body". A good masseur applies the oil to his hands first and then to your body. Pouring oil (cold) on the customer's body is poor style. I had three different masseurs in Lomchoey Soi Ngamduplee last year, and all were good at massage and happy ending. Details here: http://christianpfc.blogspot.de/2013/11/lomchoey-massage-soi-ngamduplee.html (Diclaimer: my experience with massage is limited to about 20 massages in 5 different venues per year.)

1000 tip for the boy for 1 hour oil massage with happy ending. "a bit more" means I want to get my hands on the boy's body, so he has to undress.

Standard oil massage starts with customer lying on his front, there is little opportunity for the customer to indicate that he wants more. I wait until turn around (lying on my back), then I look at and touch my masseur. Some places have unfavorable lighting, if it's on the ceiling and not dimable, I find it inconvenient because I can't see clearly looking into the light.

I pay 1000 for happy ending massage, and all boys were happy with that. A bit more than just hand service, but no fucking (yet).

No regrets, vinapu. You missed nothing.

I have to admit, I fell for number 3. How do you know for sure it's a woman? My knowledge of female anatomy is limited, but I think it could be male (small balls or everything showed upwards).

I have been to Bang Saen twice. The stop on Sukhumvit road is called Nong Mon Market. Regular buses and vans to and from Pattaya and Bangkok. Tourists attractions are Wang Saen Suk Buddhist hell garden, Kha Sam Muk Hill (with religious place and wild monkeys) and Chinese Temple in Ang Sila (about 5 km north of Bang Saen) and aquarium at the university. The beach has about 20,000 (!) chairs (from count of rows and columns and concessions, rounded), it is wide and nice, better than Pattaya or Jomtien (by my standards). Accommodations is widely available and cheap (I paid about 300 or 400 Baht for one night). It takes about one hour to Pattaya (on Sukhumvit road on public transport).

Never heard a sick buffalo story, but I have seen buffaloes.

About half of the boys I have sex with go to the lower end of my list (i.e. don't have sex again soon). This is not their fault, it's because there is so much choice and my interest in sex is waning. When I came here for holiday, watching and touching a straight boy (pay for sex) who is like a bag of sand in bed made my happy, now I expect more. Actually half of my sexual encounters are not worth the money and time, but that's because I start with not being horny and expecting some kind of wonder (these wonders happen, but less than 1 out of 5 boys). Real duds are about 1 out of 5. My current major problem is skin temperature, I like dry and warm skin. I don't like air drafts, no fan at all and aircon only to a certain degree. That leaves a small time window where the skin temperature is perfect beffore it gets cold sweaty. Some boys are too cold/wet/sweaty throughout. This paragraph shows how jaded I have become. Clearly not the boy's fault. (The above data is half pay, half free, and the ratio is similar for paid and free.)

I couldn't sleep in a sauna cubicle, without proper mattress and duvet. But a friend does stay overnight in saunas. For Babylon and Chakran I know for sure, they close around 10 pm (maybe later on weekends?), but for other saunas this thought never occurred to me. I know in Farose 2 Ramkhamhaeng, drunks (from free alcohol) sleep everywhere on the premises after midnight (because they simply passed out, not to save money for hotel), my concern would be getting raped without condom while passed out (does not apply to me - I don't drink -, or to you - you would lock yourself into a cubicle). As others have said, dormitory can be cheaper than transport to sauna, entry, transport to your hotel.

Nowadays, I only choose masseurs who sit outside, when I walk past on errands or on my way elsewhere. But I had cases before where I just made an excuse and walked out: V-Club (near Chakran sauna, they didn't pay much attention to me anyway), Hero (where I just had a drink to check out why others wax lyrical about Hero), Fan Club (that was a bit awkward, everyone got up, I chose one boy who was bordercase my type, but when they showed me the menu, and I read the prices, I made an excuse - there was nobody even remotely worth these prices).

Xian and bkk..., where these moneyboys you offed from bars? I asked because anyone can off as many boys as he likes and have an orgy with them (provided he has the money and they boys work well together), so this is not exciting or inspiring to me. Being at the right time at the right place however, is. I had an encounter 3 years ago in Laos, with a gay who fancied me and a straight boy who was cute. We drove to my gay friend's house, the rooms showed significant signs of neglect (when he is on drugs, he can't be bothered to clean up). The cute gay boy got sick from smoking (whatever, not tobacco), the whole experience was so-so. Details in my Lao trip report 2011. I recently (Monday) had my first outdoor sex (in Pattaya, on Pratamnak hill). It was so-so, rather go to room next time.

39 underground in Saphan Kwai is not underground, and I wonder if d.blu is.

I have some sauna stories in my blog: http://christianpfc.blogspot.com/

Please report about X-Boys (time you enter, number of boys), I wanted to go a few times, but number of boys is very erratic (I spied a stage full around 8:30, but when I wanted to enter around 9:30 there were only 3, I suspect they shift their boys between X-Boys and X-Boys Land). I would like current off-fee and expected short time tip as well. There are/were two boys who are on my wishlist.

On average I spend 30 minutes in bar. If I am indecisive, it might be 1 to 2 hours. I am not interested in show, so I try to arrive 30 minutes before show, if I am indecisive there is at least the show to look at in case I stay longer. But I do not go to bars for shows or enter during showtime. Less than 10 boys on stage, I don't enter at all unless one of them appeals to me. More than 10 boys, I need more time than looking through the door, so I order a drink. By the time the drink arrives, I have checked all boys out and could technically leave (with or without boy), but now that I've paid for the drink I can as well drink it and see if there are hidden gems. In my experience, for 2 boys on stage there is one more somewhere else inside or outside the bar who will appear later, e.g. if there are 10 boys on stage there are 5 more somewhere around. I use ear plugs to protect my ears from loud music, sometimes ask staff to lower the music. There is not much I can do about smoking. Sometimes I use loud music or smoking as an excuse to leave (without ordering a drink; the real reason is low number of boys).

La Tana Silom Soi 6, have walked past many times over the years, and a few months ago decided to go with a Farang friend. Have been back with Farang friends several times, all of us liked their pizza. Some items on the menu are on the expensive side (pizza 400 Baht, other meals 600 Baht), but they have pizza specials for 140 and 190 Baht. Their menu is the most confusing I have ever seen. Pictures separate from names, pizza after dessert. Madrid restaurant in Patpong (coming from Silom Soi 4, the first Patpong soi, on the left side, about 50 meters from Silom). Have been twice with a friend, and good pizza every time. Available in size S, M, L, thin crust. Competitive price (M size about 250 to 300 Baht). The most unusual place for a restaurant, I learnt about it on stickmanweekly.

I was in Golden Cock a few months ago, don't remember problems with furniture. "Open in the afternoon" means nothing more that a few boys stay in the premises, and mamasan will wake them from their slumber if a customer walks past/in. I walked past Super A recently on an afternoon, tried to look through the glass door, whereupon a boy opened and I saw a few sleeping in the bar.

Some of these nicknames are real English words, written in Thai letters. You can easily recognize them in Thai language, as they often have Garan to mute a letter and Mai Tri tone mark (both of which is rare in Thai words). One would have to look at recordings for nick names over the years, which one appeared parallel with influx of English speaking foreigners into Thailand (Vietnam war and tourism after that).

Did you learn to write in full sentences at school?

Why don't they just settle down for a threesome? (Sorry to make jokes when others are in hospital.) "Stabber and stabbee" I like this way the English language can say "the person who is subjected to an action" by just adding -ee, in German we need a full subordinate clause.

My comments on offing a boy: I usually do not involve staff for calling a boy over or talking with a boy, even if I ask staff to call a boy over, I do not tip (it's their job, their employer pays them already for being there and doing their duty). Quite often, a boy agrees to long time in the bar and then gets a phone call and has to leave after short time, in which case I tip only for short time.

I have read information to the contrary on the internet: prostitutes prefer old and fat customers because they are less demanding and easily satisfied. Furthermore, from some observations in saunas there is an inverse relationship between dick size and body size: fat people have small dicks and sometimes it's geometrically impossible to fuck (like these T-shirts they sell in Silom "Mission Impossible" with drawing of fat man and fat woman unable to perform a sexual act).