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The hotel occupancy rate following New Year's festivities usually drops to about 50%, and there are many (ie, 35,000+) home-rental platform listings with vacancies.

PS: The emoticon was my own attachment ... he was being more sentimental than jokey.

One of the brokerage “pimpos” sent me an appreciative Hallmark-grade note ...

Of course, there is the offset of Lagoa entrance and suite charges to pretty much cover the "tip", but one also wonders what "intimate" choreography happens, eg, rub'n'tug, or more? Upsells for "more"? Tantric is non-ambiguous in terms of agenda, but it may be limited? Or does "tip" mean the extra favours? If discretion needed here in these reports, perhaps a total quote for typical full service equivalent to the sauna brothel.

Unlike the good ole days, the occasional lone ladybug is typically a Victoria’s Secret model.

Getting a little crowded and heated at MPGym ...

If you are older, fairly flush yet not loaded with a yacht, and not with friends or a straight holiday toy, I imagine the "circuit" would not be the greatest experience and the party atmosphere on a cloistered brothel island might be more likely to leave you uncomfortably labelled and stereotyped by working guys you hire because they tend to congregate together and gossip. If you don't need to T-dance your ass off with your clothes on, and prefer to sleep restfully, better off taking a guy to an idyllic low-key setting.

Not bad. Such summaries are valiant efforts ...

Smurf excitedly sharing with closeted son Deran ... her hetero Greek Isles cruise must have hit Xlsior.

There are dozens of hot built providers go-funding their XLsior week, including a few Brazilians in Europe, even a gogo who recently travelled to Barcelona (I have shared a private shower with at 117), and a Brazilian circuit dancer/provider based in Spain ... who likely has nonadvertising connections willing to get down.

Great deals from them all-round, eg, Montreal-BuenosAires $445USD ... unheard of.

Wait a minute, when POTUS and POB agree there’s fire where there’s smoke, we should value it like O2. It’s like ‘Oh hell yeah’ to the power of two. Tariff them tricky Ch-eye-na ciggies.

Up there with: "Everybody has a heart. Except some people."

Saw the offerings ... some cute but all diminutive, a good 50 lbs or more mass short of my local stripper and BRZ go-to catalogue. They need to at least match my weight, and my frame is on the thin side, like my hair. I hope there's more solid packed heavier gigolo snow skiing St Moritz the high altitude. LOL Better prospects so far scanning Grindr Explore feature, and if one has to use a local lodgings anyway ...

There must be organized crime brains behind this ... The caper: Go to this sauna where there is minimal pocket cash because patrons are not holding to pay working guys, frisk down their towels because belongings are locked away, play some hide'n'seek with occupants shuddering behind bolted doors, and run off with as many cachaça and Guaraná crates as you can carry. The take: drinks and a phone. That is dispiriting desperate times, even for Zé Carioca.

They spear, eat, and date all the carp, but don't putin on Mattel ...

Not the Morris Six MS (1948-53), I get it, but trying to figure out what "kids" subbed for.

Quelle surprise ...

Going on for decades, not new but cumulatively increasingly worrisome. Bolsonaro, which I believe loosely translates to bag of hoop (where 'hoop' is Irish slang for ass), will try sucking up hero credit for bandaid solution.

Approaching 09/23/15 record. Local providers should be alerted to raise rates.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern tag-team ass-doublefuck Falstaff who then squeezes out a hefty deuce in brasileiro banheiro ... Erriko and DonnaldoJr (R&G facsimiles) sent on top secret ambadassorship recruitment mission to nation cap Bizzarlia and get sidetracked: "This one"ll do, right brah? An' he cook a line." Tweet: "For anyone feeling unsecure about our foreign relations selection process, we have bigly stinky backdoor issue now resolved to great relief ... "

A Lochte distasteful jokes I wished to dial back? You'll never know. ;~\ LOL

Stay at least a week, 12is12. For every 7 Israeli males there is most likely a circumcised RepDominican male, not dissimilar from British Isles and most of continental Europe. About 9/10 who're cheto. Adult circumcison has been promoted for HIV prevention and is fairly widely accepted for that purpose whether actualized or not. Regional differences may be associated both with those trends and with local beliefs about the postnatal procedure application. Anticipate somebody posting a child death by cicumcision article, tragic but unrelated to the question.