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It has been kind of sad to see how empty Lagoa has been most of the time that I’ve been in Sao Paulo. The only really busy days are Friday and Saturday. I’m not sure how much money they actually make anymore. Maybe I am just here during a slow month? I could imagine in the late 90’s Lagoa being packed all the time though. Sao Paulo is a massive city with 12 million people, and Lagoa is pretty much the only GP sauna around. According to tomcal, it will be gone within 2 years. I hate that the sauna scene seems to be slowly dying out..

When I think of a hot cuban, I picture this guy (rx_carlitos on instagram). He lives in Barcelona now...like many good-looking cubans, he left Havana for a better lifestyle elsewhere..

What years was Cuba good for guys? The last time I went there most of the guys were not hot...Cubans in Miami are so much hotter than Cubans in Cuba. Hardly anyone is on grindr and the guys on the streets were much too “rough trade” for me. I did meet one guy who I had a regular thing with when I was there (not for pay). I still keep in touch with him. I don’t think any other country compares to Brazil...

This afternoon I was bored and scrolling grindr when an intriguing message appeared. ”Wanna try my KING sized cock?” When someone tells me their cock is “king” sized, they have my full attention. And when their body and face are as beautiful as “King Carioca,” my only question was, when can you be here? This stud definitely delivered...how is it possible that Brazil seems to have endless numbers of HOT guys? As the song goes “ooh heaven is a place on earth..”

Beyond Carnival: Male Homosexuality in 20th Century Brazil. This book looks interesting - curious if anyone has read it or has a pdf version of it to send. It has a lot of history of gay brazil hangouts in Rio in the 1960’s, Cinelandia, the history of saunas, a secret underground gay society called o snob in Rio etc. Some of it is available for free on google book preview.

After waking up horny, I decided to order “room service.” A guy on grindr who called himself Gabriel claimed “he could make my insides tingle.” While that didn’t sound particularly erotic, his pictures were hot, and I decided to give him a chance. He came over within 30 minutes, gave me a massage, a blowjob in the shower, and then full service fucking with his mushroom-headed cock. Not a bad way to start another day in Sao Paulo...

I wonder how often these made-up stories are successful in eliciting money? They must occasionally work, or the guys wouldn’t bother to even try. I recently got the “my phone got stolen and do you happen to have an extra you can give me” story

I’m awakened this morning to an inspirational text from one of the guys at Lagoa. ”I am a person that never give up of my dream, and I want to tell you one think, Don’t you never give up, always thing positive and for sure the universe will bring what you look for. Happy Sunday!” A minute later, another text comes. ”Did I mess up thing and think again? They are almost the same to me!” To his credit, he is really trying, and speaks better English than I do Portuguese..

Walking into the seedy underworld of Bar Fama, it’s clear this is not A List: Sao Paulo. More like My Life on the D List. A trans-woman stands in one corner suggestively rubbing her nipple. To her side, a hustler with a skinny body and busted face rubs what appears to be an enormous dick through gym shorts. A large bin of condoms sits prominently on the bar. Various shady characters are roaming about. Occasional gurgling noises can be heard coming from behind the black curtain towards the entrance. I am unable to find the mythical blow-job railing, despite a thorough search. A drag queen is wearing an outfit I would describe as “homeless chic” and spastically dancing/having a seizure to an old showtune. I ask one hustler how much he wants: 30 reals for a blowjob. Certainly, this is not a place for those with high ambitions. Although the price is right, I’m not horny enough to suck a dick in a dirty bathroom, and there is already a trans-woman being serviced behind the black curtain by a hustler with a noticeable belly. I hadn’t seen any of these hustlers at the saunas, and at least one was noticeably high. To be fair, there were at least two (kind of) cute ones. Entrance was 30 reals which includes 20 reals worth of consumption. I went on Saturday night around 1am. It was interesting to visit, but I won’t return. Those who like rough trade might enjoy it here...

Walking into the seedy underworld of Bar Fama, it’s clear this is not A List: Sao Paulo. More like My Life on the D List. A trans-woman stands in one corner suggestively rubbing her nipple. To her side, a hustler with a skinny body and busted face rubs what appears to be an enormous dick through gym shorts. A large bin of condoms sits prominently on the bar. Various shady characters are roaming about. Occasional gurgling noises can be heard coming from behind the black curtain towards the entrance. I am unable to find the mythical blow-job railing, despite a thorough search. A drag queen is wearing an outfit I would describe as “homeless chic” and spastically dancing/having a seizure to an old showtune. I ask one hustler how much he wants: 30 reals for a blowjob. Certainly, this is not a place for those with high ambitions. Although the price is right, I’m not horny enough to suck a dick in a dirty bathroom, and there is already a trans-woman being serviced behind the black curtain by a hustler with a noticeable belly. I hadn’t seen any of these hustlers at the saunas, and at least one was noticeably high. To be fair, there were at least two (kind of) cute ones. Entrance was 30 reals which includes 20 reals worth of consumption. I went on Saturday night around 1am. It was interesting to visit, but I won’t return. Those who like rough trade might enjoy it here...

Walking into the seedy underworld of Bar Fama, it’s clear this is not A List: Sao Paulo. More like My Life on the D List. A trans-woman stands in one corner suggestively rubbing her nipple. To her side, a hustler with a skinny body and busted face rubs what appears to be an enormous dick through gym shorts. A large bin of condoms sits prominently on the bar. Various shady characters are roaming about. Occasional gurgling noises can be heard coming from behind the black curtain towards the entrance. I am unable to find the mythical blow-job railing, despite a thorough search. A drag queen is wearing an outfit I would describe as “homeless chic” and spastically dancing/having a seizure to an old showtune. I ask one hustler how much he wants: 30 reals for a blowjob. Certainly, this is not a place for those with high ambitions. Although the price is right, I’m not horny enough to suck a dick in a dirty bathroom, and there is already a trans-woman being serviced behind the black curtain by a hustler with a noticeable belly. I hadn’t seen any of these hustlers at the saunas, and at least one was noticeably high. To be fair, there were at least two (kind of) cute ones. Entrance was 30 reals which includes 20 reals worth of consumption. I went on Saturday night around 1am. It was interesting to visit, but I won’t return. Those who like rough trade might enjoy it here...

Walking into the seedy underworld of Bar Fama, it’s clear this is not A List: Sao Paulo. More like My Life on the D List. A trans-woman stands in one corner suggestively rubbing her nipple. To her side, a hustler with a skinny body and busted face rubs what appears to be an enormous dick through gym shorts. A large bin of condoms sits prominently on the bar. Various shady characters are roaming about. Occasional gurgling noises can be heard coming from behind the black curtain towards the entrance. I am unable to find the mythical blow-job railing, despite a thorough search. A drag queen is wearing an outfit I would describe as “homeless chic” and spastically dancing/having a seizure to an old showtune. I ask one hustler how much he wants: 30 reals for a blowjob. Certainly, this is not a place for those with high ambitions. Although the price is right, I’m not horny enough to suck a dick in a dirty bathroom, and there is already a trans-woman being serviced behind the black curtain by a hustler with a noticeable belly. I hadn’t seen any of these hustlers at the saunas, and at least one was noticeably high. To be fair, there were at least two (kind of) cute ones. Entrance was 30 reals which includes 20 reals worth of consumption. I went on Saturday night around 1am. It was interesting to visit, but I won’t return. Those who like rough trade might enjoy it here...

Befriending a garoto opens up a whole new insight into the sauna world. I listened with interest and amusement as my insider friend spilled the tea about the cast of characters at Lagoa. There is the garoto who was recently dumped by a long-term sugar daddy, and is resentful at having to once again fuck “gordos and cheapos” The garoto who has three different kids by three different women The garoto who has starred in several porn movies, but never actually became a porn “star” The garoto who recently got out of jail The garoto whose wife still thinks he is a “bartender” The garoto who won “biggest dick in Sao Paulo” a while back The garoto who swore he would only work there a week, but is still here ten years later..

Fridays are always good at Lagoa, and tonight was no exception. When I arrived I saw Guillherme, who came over and reported that he had been robbed at gunpoint two days ago in the Centro. He claims the robber took his phone and the little bit of cash he had on him. I was skeptical. Certainly robberies happen often in Sao Paulo, but it could also be a play for sympathy. I wasn’t sure what to believe... I went upstairs to the porn room and encountered a slender, toned boy by the name of Eduardo. He had a cute face, and a shy smile because of the braces he had on. I would estimate he is around 21. It’s strange how thin guys can have sometimes have such large, thick cocks. He was fully erect, and invited me to feel just how hard he was. He claimed he hadn’t cum in 2 weeks - clearly, this was an exaggeration. 2 hours would probably be more accurate. I asked what he liked...”tudo” he said. He was great in bed. Clean, tight ass, and stayed hard the whole time he was riding me... I decided to eat and get a beer with Guilherme later. He knows a lot about the other garotos and is a good source of information. While eating with him, a transgender client approached and had a discussion with Guilherme, who announced that she wanted to have a 3some with me and him. No details were discussed whether she was pre or post op, or who would he sticking what where (a surprising number of trans girls in Brazil claim to be tops). I politely declined the invitation...

So tonight is karoke tonight at Lagoa, and it’s about as excruciating as one might expect. One amusing moment occurred as an older gentleman belted out “Give me one moment in time, when I’m more than I thought I could be..” as his towel fell off in slow motion, much to his horror, and everyone else’s too..

I’ve noticed being friends with well known/important local clients causes the garotos to treat you much differently and better. I became friends with two of the regulars at 202, who introduced me to certain guys (they were friends with and/or had slept with all of them). I never had even one bad programa there. The guys seemed much more eager to make sure I had a good time. On the other hand at 117 I got started on the wrong foot with a guy jacking up a rate after the fact, and then had a string of bad programas one after the next...

It’s always funny how the sauna guys are watching who goes with who...and afterwards they come up and want to know how it was with their friend.. Some try to sniff out who was activo or pasivo, and which positions you did with them. If a guy was pasivo with me, obviously I don’t tell his friends that. Others want to know, who is better in bed, friend A or friend B. Their curiosity is amusing...and sometimes it is clear they have already gotten a full report from the garoto exactly what happened and how much you paid.. I told one garoto I liked morenos and suddenly every guy in the whole place was introducing me to their moreno friends. Another garoto who I had never talked to before said he knew I liked x, y and z positions and didn’t like “los cuatros” (doggy style) as much

So on instagram stories one of the garotos I follow is showing off a new gold bracelet, and claims to have already made 13,000 reals this month. Seems like a pretty decent amount of money by Brazil standards..

The poster with David is clearly an advertisement for a live sex show event in Rio April 29 at Club 74. Not sure why that is so difficult to get the point of. And if you wanted to ask tomcal personally which events he recommended why dont YOU dm him personally? If input from others is apparently so unwelcome..

Why, exactly? I’m not asking for names or pictures. Everyone has become so boring on here...

Tuesday was pretty quiet at Lagoa, although there were still a few hot guys wandering about. I went with a tall mixed-race guy named Luiz, who is a familiar face from 117. Unfortunately the chemistry just wasn’t there, and although he performed, it was more or less perfunctory. He is one of the types with client after client, and it’s possible he was just already worn out by the time he got to me. Sometimes I wonder if you could have two totally different experiences with the same guy depending on the time of day you go with him... Wednesday was also not that busy. I started talking to a big, bodybuilder jock type with multiple tattoos. On the outside, he appears tough as hell. In bed though, he was so passionate, affectionate, aggressive, and the sex was thrilling...afterwards he laid with me for a while...then his badboy persona kicked back in, which I found so hot - like the college quarterback who just secretly fucked you and loved it, but now has to pretend like he didn’t...

Tell us more about your 4some in the jacuzzi haha. Sounds like a good time... Do they keep the water warm at MR?

They insisted they had the same mother- of course I have no way of knowing for sure either way...I remember tomcal saying it was quite common to have brothers, cousins, uncles etc. working together at the same sauna. Regardless, I went with Bernardo because I liked him, not because he was brothers or half-brothers with Guillerherme.