Wow, not many men would be willing to share such a brutal critique of themselves from a GP! Thanks for sharing.
Still it surprises me that for 1,000 reals he would no longer accept a warm room without food, water, gel, condoms, or round-trip Uber, plus the client's extended non-ejaculating sex. Seems like this "very handsome" GP must be in high demand.
May I ask, what has he been getting paid in the sauna?