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Suckrates

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  1. I lived in Florence KY for a year........and thats ALL I am gonna say about that !
  2. Now WTF is she gonna do with the tons of Butter she has stored away ? Bitch was only speakin her mind ! Its a Fuckin Sacriledge I tell you !
  3. I would like a Garden FULL of These Trees....
  4. I'm ALL about eatting Flesh !
  5. Well then she Should be in the House of Wax, and NOT onstage !
  6. This takes the Fascination and Obsession with Cell phones to a Whole New Level ! "Oh, no problem. It's just my Boyfriend eating my Ass"
  7. I LOVE Cher, but you gotta admit there is something very Weird and perverse about a 70 yo woman in THOSE getups...... She would be JUST as FABULOUS if she toned down her signature look to fit her Age.
  8. I hope some people wont mistake this to mean "FIST"..... That will put a whole NEW spin on it and make it a "hands on" movement ! .
  9. I will ONLY watch if Reichen will be showing HIS vine.
  10. hito, I herby Name you "Miss Boytoy Congeniality"..... Now STRUT Bitch !
  11. When you sign on to be a Pageant girl, you best believe you better be GIFTED at Every fucking thing. No room for error in these things, and these bitches are fierce competitiors. To be is miss USA, you know she has been on MANY stages prior so there are NO excuses. And I love God, and want World Peace, so on and so forth !
  12. You might get Miss "Degeneration".....?
  13. Suckrates

    Gigolos

    Who ? What ??? Gigolos ????
  14. Yes hito, pageant gowns in blinding sequins and BIG stripper hair is called "understated" in some culture, but ONLY if they exist on Fantasy Island !
  15. He's become a major, entitled Douchebag asshole who doesnt BELIEB there are any consequences for his juvenile actions. He is trying so hard to be a "Big boy", but all he is proving is that he is silly and immature. Some pre-teen girls still like that baggy pants "BAD BOY" image. Once his career starts to suffer for his actions, he'll rethink his approach.
  16. hito, if you want to Wear the Crown, you better start practicing walking in 8" Stillettos....
  17. Its the Old Adage, when you are Hot, you don't need to be smart or Educated. You'll do just fine in Life being Dumb as rocks !
  18. Can you imagine the Crowds, and hoards of Cher Drag Queens ??? No Thanks..... I'll go to the sex Club, get on my knees and show my Pride to all the guys wearing Rainbow cock-rings.
  19. YES, I am rushing out to buy this scent. I always wanted to smell like the sweat off the Balls of 5 British Teen-age boys.
  20. YES, this is on my MUST SEE list !. Its OPRAH bitches.......
  21. Porn, porn and MORE porn.....Can never get tired looking at hot, built guys with Big cocks. And sorry hito, there's NO shoes in sight !
  22. Suckrates

    Signs

    We know, WE KNOW...... You want a husband like That !
  23. NAH..... I am more into CREAMY than Zesty !!!!!!
  24. Hito honey, WHY do you Sabotage every Potential relationship ? He hasn't even met you yet, and already you REJECTED him.
  25. I would rather "CUM" with him !
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