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I keep Canoe in my office desk drawer for emergencies....... Same thing, huh ????

Nether regions get Luvs baby wipes.....

Yup, its obscure and hard to find, but it is truly distinctive and ALWAYS gets noticed.

That's why I even wear a Lobster bib when giving a blowjob....

Don't say I told you so, but he has begun to look sickly...and displaying telltale signs. I hope its not what I think... I don't wish THAT on anyone, but he definitely has the look... I saw it on my partner. .

Is Gemini Love your Stripper name ? I kinda like it....its catchy ! But, if I am not mistaken, I see a Scorpion tattoo at your navel, but I imagine the name Sizzlean Scorpio was already taken ?

hito, its high time you started to allow guys to "touch your stuff".... Try it, you might like it.... and might even MOAN !

I used to wear a lot more cologne than I do now, however, I still like to "spritz" a little when going out for a special occasion. not so much for work.... With all the comments about the quantity of cologne Perez had....I went back I counted the bottles on my own shelf The count is 27 full size bottles, whereas Perez had all of those little travel size bottles..... the kind to get in all those Swag gift bags that celebrities get so often. My favorite scent is "Sexual" by Guerlain, then Paul Sebastian, dunhill Desire Red, Marc Jacobs, The Baron, and Jaguar..... Then there are the supporting players, too numerous to mention.

Pop Tarts + Ice Cream..... what could be better and more refreshing on a Hot summers Day. Looks YUM !

hito, have you actrually looked at A&F models ???? What fucking planet are you living on Hon ????

Well, did did previously display competence in public office, and I am sure his purient behavior was going on at THAT time as well. Some people are adept at separating their public professional life from their private lives, and I believe Wiener is one of those. He's a horny guy...... WHO cares ? As long as he is competent at his job, and doesnt steal from the people, I would endorse him. I will not discuss his "enabling Good wife". I just dont get her on Several levels.... But then again, Hillary overlooked her husbands indiscretions, so who knows what these women think ?

Maybe, but theres an Arrogance to his attitude about it that just doesnt sit well with me. People with body dysmorphia usually see something that really isnt there.

ok FAIRY !

Yeah, in his Drawer.......

And he is now a single Daddy with a baby. Perfect for YOU !

I couldn't get into it, even with the illustrious and Luminous Miss Susan Lucci. I think its because its on the Lifetime channel, and I associate that with Jennifer Love Hewitt who I am not keen on. If there is a show Devious Bellhops, I will definitely Watch !

I'll say it FIRST, hito wants One like that !

"Sexting" with someone is a RELATIONSHIP of sorts, and if its of a sexual nature, and NOT with your partner, YES, I believe its a FORM of cheating !

hito, are you telling us "you want one like that" ? Lovebird # 1 or 2 ?????

WITH HIMSELF ! Appears he is another self indulgent A-hole obsessed with Tweeting and Instagramming pics of Himself. Why do these people think WE CARE ???? I will grant him that he does look better than his Former Self; A puffy Pillsbury doughboy who looked like he ate too many of his own Grands Biscuits. However he is still NOT the Abercrombie Model or Andrew Chrisitan Boy he seems to see in his own Magic Mirror... Perez, STOP deluding yourself and cluttering up the Enviornment with this Shit . (If he had a basket, I probably wouldn't care )

Cell phones....WTF ??? Waiting for a bus at 4:30 am in the morning. WTF do people have to talk about at 4:30 am in the morning ???? What did they do before they had cellphones ???? Its RIDICULOUS....... And they are so fucking LOUD and annoying. I dont need to know your Personal business. Shut the FUCK UP ! (was that Random enuf ???)

Couldnt Tell, their faces were covered !

Someone PLEASE set fire to MY house !

Housekeeper ??? I usually get burgulars