Suckrates

Most definitely. She's an old sour cunt, and I think she's a bit jealous of all the attention Miley is getting. I think it would have been a modern shot in the arm for an old school magazine that has gotten a bit STALE. Miley on the cover would have blown Wintours sales away.

He's GAY enough. Don't be fooled !

I never knew witches wore Stilletos ?

A homemade wedding dress? hito, you Really disappoint me... I thought I trained you right ? Your wedding dress MUST be big, Fabulous, poufy and sparkly.... Considering for the rest of the marriage you'll be in sweat pants and look a mess, you NEED to have your Special wedding day... where you can say "I LOOK GOOD BITCHES"..... and you cant say that in some homemade dress made with $1.25 a yard fabric. Unless of course the groom has a HUGE dick, then none of this really matters

Perhaps he needs YOU to NURSE him back to health ? A good wife DOES that !

At Gay Weddings the couple do Bukkake on the guests instead of throwing the bouquet. The LUCKY person gets a Facial.

I'm not sure if God is screwing with us, but WHY do some guys have huge cocks and tiny balls, or Huge enormous bullocks and a tiny wiener? Where's the Equity, and Efficiency in that ??? Is he just looking down and Laughing his Head off ?

OR a Shrink ! Do not discard until you CHECK if his Cock is wrinkle-free......If its stretched out and smooth, then he's a keeper.

Because a wrinkled shirt is MAGNIFIED on a Wrinkled body...!

He may turn out to be BRUNETTE....?

I have been on those meds for years and my Docs NEVER told me about grapefruit.

hito, I can give you instructions how to make that shirt, and then you can wear it as you look longingly out a window for a husband that will never cum !. (He may come, but with you he probably wont CUM !)

Well, some people are Stars in their own minds.

He said Leiderhosen ???? Wowza.....

WHY, because he's PRETTY ???

Dancing with the Stars is back, and Here's who will be dancing: (not sure who SOME of these people are, but I am sure we'll find out ?) "Dancing with the Stars" season 17 -Elizabeth Berkley ("Saved by the Bell," "Showgirls") -- paired with Val Chmerkovskiy. -Corbin Bleu ("High School Musical") -- paired with Karina Smirnoff. -Brant Daugherty ("Pretty Little Liars") -- paired with Peta Murgatroyd. -Bill Engvall (comedian) -- paired with Emma Slater. -Valerie Harper ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show," "Rhoda") -- Tristan MacManus. -Keyshawn Johnson (former NFL player) -- paired with Sharna Burgess. -Christina Milian (singer/"The Voice" personality) -- paired with Mark Ballas. -Bill Nye ("Bill Nye the Science Guy") -- paired with Tyne Stecklein. -Jack Osbourne (son of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne) -- paired with Cheryl Burke. -Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi ("Jersey Shore," "Snooki & JWoww") -- paired with Sasha Farber. -Leah Remini ("The King of Queens") -- paired with Tony Dovolani. -Amber Riley ("Glee") -- paired with Derek Hough.

And the winners ARE: Fikshun and Jasmine..... although I think Aaron and Amy were phenominal....

Ass or no ass, I'm just not sure he exemplifies the character as described in the book. He doesnt look Dangerous and sinister to me. Maybe if he were brunette ?

Wow, that horse undergoes some Transformation !

Abs alone does not a Star turn make...

Give it a rest Professor... Proofread your own shit first !

Truly smart people dont have to try so hard to convince people they are.... Anyone can pick words out of a book. But your character traits are truly cultivated, and I have to respect that. Pointing out the commoness and randomness of TYPOS is so trivial. LOL, now you have another character flaw to add to your list. Rack em Up ! but I say that with Love, since you stated one of my previous posts gave you a "Chubby"... I knew I turned you on Babe !.

Oh City, you always make me chuckle.... you are a Mater at Damage Control, or should I say Ass-kissing ? But I have to AGREE with you on this one. The 2 Managements are like nite and Day. Or more Appropriately HEAVEN and HELL

YOU said it Better, so you can HAVE it !

For those of you who haven't had enough of Miley Cyrus and her tongue yet, here is your Daily Miley.... Maybe she is just related to that breed of dog that CANT keep her tongue in her mouth, or just maybe her Tongue is TOO BIG for her mouth??? We need to be a bit more understanding.