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Well I guess there is a reason they call it "The Homo-Dept" ? But the really striking thing about it is how supportive the HETERO members of the entourage seem to be in participating in the special Event. LOVELY ! However, I am concerned with YOU hito.....you seem to have marriage on the brain. But Honey, the only way you are gonna get married is to start having sex and let the boys sample the goods.... So get some Summers Eve, scrub out that pussy, and GET TO WORK gurl !

That little Douche-bag would be too stoned to take on a Big roll like that. He's happy just hangin with his wannabe Thug bois....

So far the talent showcased on this show FAR exceeds last year. They really stepped it up, although the judges panel is Lacklustre IMHO.

The guy is cute, but I liked Mileys version much better. She really Got BALLS., to be totally nude... He played it a bit safe...Needed to ditch those tighy whiteys.

No hito, the only restuarants I know are Che' Mickey D, Casa de Wendy, Le Burger King, and Bistro Taco Bell

And the Winners Actually ARE: Fikshun and Amy.. They were paired up at the start of the season, and were a fun couple with Great chemistry. Although I LOVED Paul and Jasmine, I am Happy with the result. CONGRATS guys.

I am waiting for him to send me a plate of Meat Balls.

So, I havent seen Dexter since Time Warner dropped Showtime, I know someone died this past Sunday.... WHO was it ? any indications yet How the series will end ??? Inquiring minds wanna know.... until I can buy the season and watch it.... If there is any way I can watch episodes besides using Torrents, please let me know.

Just Because....... Look at Him !

Most definitely. She's an old sour cunt, and I think she's a bit jealous of all the attention Miley is getting. I think it would have been a modern shot in the arm for an old school magazine that has gotten a bit STALE. Miley on the cover would have blown Wintours sales away.

He's GAY enough. Don't be fooled !

I never knew witches wore Stilletos ?

A homemade wedding dress? hito, you Really disappoint me... I thought I trained you right ? Your wedding dress MUST be big, Fabulous, poufy and sparkly.... Considering for the rest of the marriage you'll be in sweat pants and look a mess, you NEED to have your Special wedding day... where you can say "I LOOK GOOD BITCHES"..... and you cant say that in some homemade dress made with $1.25 a yard fabric. Unless of course the groom has a HUGE dick, then none of this really matters

Perhaps he needs YOU to NURSE him back to health ? A good wife DOES that !

At Gay Weddings the couple do Bukkake on the guests instead of throwing the bouquet. The LUCKY person gets a Facial.

I'm not sure if God is screwing with us, but WHY do some guys have huge cocks and tiny balls, or Huge enormous bullocks and a tiny wiener? Where's the Equity, and Efficiency in that ??? Is he just looking down and Laughing his Head off ?

OR a Shrink ! Do not discard until you CHECK if his Cock is wrinkle-free......If its stretched out and smooth, then he's a keeper.

Because a wrinkled shirt is MAGNIFIED on a Wrinkled body...!

He may turn out to be BRUNETTE....?

I have been on those meds for years and my Docs NEVER told me about grapefruit.

hito, I can give you instructions how to make that shirt, and then you can wear it as you look longingly out a window for a husband that will never cum !. (He may come, but with you he probably wont CUM !)

Well, some people are Stars in their own minds.

He said Leiderhosen ???? Wowza.....

WHY, because he's PRETTY ???

Dancing with the Stars is back, and Here's who will be dancing: (not sure who SOME of these people are, but I am sure we'll find out ?) "Dancing with the Stars" season 17 -Elizabeth Berkley ("Saved by the Bell," "Showgirls") -- paired with Val Chmerkovskiy. -Corbin Bleu ("High School Musical") -- paired with Karina Smirnoff. -Brant Daugherty ("Pretty Little Liars") -- paired with Peta Murgatroyd. -Bill Engvall (comedian) -- paired with Emma Slater. -Valerie Harper ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show," "Rhoda") -- Tristan MacManus. -Keyshawn Johnson (former NFL player) -- paired with Sharna Burgess. -Christina Milian (singer/"The Voice" personality) -- paired with Mark Ballas. -Bill Nye ("Bill Nye the Science Guy") -- paired with Tyne Stecklein. -Jack Osbourne (son of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne) -- paired with Cheryl Burke. -Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi ("Jersey Shore," "Snooki & JWoww") -- paired with Sasha Farber. -Leah Remini ("The King of Queens") -- paired with Tony Dovolani. -Amber Riley ("Glee") -- paired with Derek Hough.