Suckrates

I WAS a fan, but NOW, I have to rethink that....... Diminutive !

I am absolutely Orgasmic over this season of AHS. Such twists, and turns and Weirdness, laced with historical references. And the 3 Diva witches are nothing short of Brilliant. I look forward to every week.....

I cook myself a Traditional Thanksgiving dinner, but never eat it that day because I hate hot turkey. I love it COLD. So on thanksgiving I eat all the trimmings with strip steak, and eat the turkey next day on a sandwich..... I make my stuffing outside the turkey, in the form of a pie, and slice it... It has carmelized onions, dried cranberrys and cashew nuts, and can be eaten cold as well. .

However, you forgot to add the caution that Grapefruit (of any color) is toxic when eatten with certain medications such as Lipitor, so if you have High Blood pressure you will just have to eat your Boytoy au-naturel !

HOW can you say This doesn't look absolutely DELISH ? The photo (above) has been making it's way around the internet showing what the "ribs" look like before they're zapped in the microwave and slathered with BBQ sauce, and lets just say it looks more like an oversized LEGO than meat!

You got me pegged to the "T" beyotch......

Fuck that Aging crap..... I have stockpiled Botox and Restalyn in my garage, and I plan to cut off my hands so they dont "give me away"...

On second thought my dear friend hito, a fellowship dinner would be nice, if they were ALL feeding me their cocks, BUT I doubt that would happen unless I put a BIG donation in their Collection Plate.......and I am a FRUGAL Jewess. God help me !

I'm OBSSESED with YOU, and now I am officially "Busted" !

It wasnt Illegal drug Crack hito...... it was ASS CRACK, and his was Delish !

Just got back from enjoying 3 BBQ rib sandwiches from Burger King with the sweet potatoe Curly fries. Never knew a bunch of ground up shit could taste so mouth wateringly delish ! (NO, I didnt eat 3 Buns, I put all 3 rib meats on ONE bun to cut the calories. Clever NO?)

I aged 5 years just waiting to see the Pic ?

Nudists are usually some of the most Unattractive people. Why do Unattractive people keep wanting to show us their STUFF ????

Thank you Adam for the "skinny" on one of my FAVES, which gives me pause Now, BUT it sure do taste DAMN GOOD ! I always get it, and then walk over to Burger King for their Sweet potatoe fries, where after reading about the McRib, wouldn't be surprised if they were made from "flavored wood shavings"....

Forget about the Crack, the guy is unbalanced and volatile and doesn't seem fit for Public office.

I LIVE IN QUEENS .. Surprised ?

Saturday Breakfast couldnt be MORE Delicious than KELLAN LUTZ here........ Now THAT'S a Gorgeous Man !

LMFAO

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