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Back on topic: What did folks think of this week's Bieber episode - I was really disappointed.

As an ex-Chicagoan, you cannot beat a ticket that you get in the mail. The cameras they have with the time lapse photography. WOW!!!! You might not even realize you did anything wrong, let alone speed. And make sure you never lend your car to anyone. Those cameras at the intersection bill the car owners, not the driver. And the article only mentions speed traps. Chicago has sold its street parking to a private firm and the rates have gone sky high. Crazy. Crazy. Thanks to me for now living where there are no private cars and the real estate taxes are minimal.

Hummm....Hey, Dog. I found that a little pitchy.

Lorenzo123 - Quite a bitchy little thing. What happened? Did someone blindfold you, shove a beer can up your butt and tell you that they were actually Chad Hunt's stunt cock? Get over yourself already, Dearie.

Girlfriends are giving each other mani-pedi's, dearie. Either that or plucking eyebrows.

Hey Guys. Come on. She is no longer in the closet. We now all know what she bangs and t'aint poo-say. He's got to make up for lost time. So what if he is wearing silver cha-cha queen pants? A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do, after all.

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed...... On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed...... On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again...... On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

With the ten day time frame to complete a show, I always figured that the Warblers harmonies had to be overproduced in the studio. Otherwise not enough time to get them done. Same with the production numbers. On the other hand, the Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Chord Overstreet duets and Curt Colfer solos, less so?

According to an interview with Adam Anders, they do not normally used auto-tune. Only for exceptions. Great takes, with a bad note. However, in an interview with Cory Montieth, he admitted that the producers auto-tuned his vocals.

I thought that Santana's line was funny as well. Also the whole Puckerman/Zeisis interaction with her being a woman with curves and the Ohio state high school Greco-Roman wrestling champion. The way she tossed around Santana in the hallway was priceless. And at the end, Coach Bieste throws Santana on her shoulder and carries her to the nurse. Tate Donovan's direction of the V-day episode was spot on. There is so much going on that the episode demands repeated viewing to really notice everything that is there. Layers and layers of action. Regular episodic TV just doesn't compare. The GAP song with the warblers and the direction and editing...Wow! Four Aces... give it another try. If you don't get off on the singing by Darren Criss and Mark Salling, maybe you aren't really gay?

Any GLEEK's around? I was left a little disappointed by the Superbowl Thriller episode. Kind of like the game is normally. And I suppose it kind of matched the BEP performance. Only thing that might have helped is if Fergie had taken Josh Duhamel from behind during the show. Now that would have topped the Janet Jackson "malfunction". Imagine getting to see some tranny peen. Anyway, I loved the direction of the V-DAY show. They brought in Tate Donovan once more. He's great. At least I thought so. He does lots of interesting stuff. Including the look-alike version of himself as Darren Criss' love interest. Anyone else catch that? The show ended on a high note at Breadsticks. I'm sure it will be another iTunes download hit. The producers must be making and absolute fortune. Their version of "Teenage Dream" has been gigantic. I was having a programa in Meio Mundo and the noise from the showbar is blasting through the paper thin walls from downstairs. The day before, I'm in my local fruit and veggie stand and this old lady is singing along with the radio, she knows some of the lyrics and doesn't even speak English. Crazy.

Interesting mixture of parents for Darren Criss. Irish and Filipino. Must be why I find him so hot. That and he sings like a dream. How much of it is autotune?

He's "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS"

In the bar, before heading up to the cabine, he said that he DIDN't bottom. But once I started to play around in the rear, no problem and no negotiations/no extra funds requested. Also one surprising thing is that he used/rents/gets a locker in the client's locker area. I found very surprising.

Count me in as one fag that they hate who tried and hated their food year ago. But in turn, have they tried and hated fag sex?

Interesting name. Last night I was at New Meio Mundo and I had a programa with a totally different Caio(mostly likely his nome de guerra/nome d'guerre.) He's from Campo Grande(or a nearby favela), 21 years old(I'll believe it when I see his RNJ National Identity Card), 6'2" tall, slim, fit and extremely furry, totally versatile. The most delightful rear end on which dine and otherwise enjoy. He felt very nice rubbing against me. Price with no bargaining 60 Reais.

Haagen-Dazs Green Tea Ice Cream. Or else Chocolate Chocolate Chip and a can of real whipped cream.

I Hope That You Will Laugh Out Loud At The Value O A Catholic Education And A #2 Pencil? Okay- Here goes. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted

"He shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union and recommend to their consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient."-- U.S. Constitution, Article II, Section III "Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States..." The general rules of this game are no different from any other drinking game. A drink is either a shot or a good gulp from a beer (or cider). Different events call for different numbers of drinks and all you do is watch the speech and play along. If all goes well, you'll be unconscious by the time they show the other party's response. GAME TIME This year, President Obama's State of the Union address is scheduled for Tuesday, January 25, 2011 at 9pm (Eastern). It should be broadcast on all major networks and cable news/political netorks. For online coverage, go to http://www.c-span.org/executive/stateoftheunion.asp. EVENT # of Drinks Every time he says.... General Blather 1 "The state of our union is strong" (or some version of this) 1 hope 1 wishful shot change 1 "hopeful audacity of yes we can change" sip of unicorn wine progress 1 "let me be clear" 1 "make no mistake" 1 rhetoric or civility smile falsely while taking a shot Foreign Policy troops small 1 Iraq 1 Afghanistan 1 Iran 1 Pakistan 1 China shot of something red renmimbi grab a yuan coin for a game of Chinese quarters Domestic Policy special interests 1 education 1 reform 1 debt borrow a shot from a friend, promise you'll really pay it back this time deficit finish your drink; borrow the drink of the person next to you and drink it too austerity 1/8 of a shot stimulus 1 espresso or coffee liqueur shot investment in reference to government spending 1 investment in reference to individual discretionary financial decisions hide your shot under bed;drink it the next time the Dow drops 100 points unemployment 1 jobs if you've been unemployed in the last year 1+1 if you're unemployed today (we've been there) 1+2 Wall Street 1 hoity toity shot Main Street PBR gulp budget freeze mix a frozen drink, pour the frozen drink into a cup half the size of the drink and lick the remnants off the floor (It's a budget metaphor. Get it? Har!) filibuster drink until 60% of the people with whom you're watching agree to stop... or go unconscious "Don't mess with Texas!" (Sure it's a non-sequitur, but why break tradition?)Exchange confused glances, drink freely Every time he.... references streamlining or reducing unnecessary regulation streamline the contents of your glass into your mouth uses an anecdote to defend a policy 1 for health care reform 2 for anything else refers to the unusual seating arrangement change seats with someone sets a long-term objective or vision to be met after his current term is up shot of what you'd like to be drinking in 2021 and beyond Every time the camera shows.... The First Lady 1 The First Lady's arms 1 delivered by bicep curl Joe Biden, and he looks like he wants to interrupt the speech 1 your congressman/woman 1 and pat yourself on the back for being able to identify your congressman/woman a close-up on Speaker John Boehner 1 +1 if he's crying best if drinking the most bronzed or orange beverage available a "special guest" who is introduced by the President 1 a "special guest" who is a member of the armed forces 1 a standing ovation from HALF of Congress 1 Keep in mind the new civility-inspired mixed seating arrangement Other if the speech is under an hour Finish your drink and have another beer REPUBLICAN RESPONSE BONUS GAME socialism/ist; communism/ist 1 shot of something red, drunk with your left hand reference to people rejecting Obama's policies at the ballot box 1 wasteful spending 1 Tea Party one shot, drunk from a tea cup (or tea pot if you really want to get into it) Reactions from those who've played in the past: "Oh, God. I wouldn't remember a lot of last night had I not been online, too. And had "friends" print out a transcript. I couldn't feel my face...that was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen." "[This game] is a danger... holy s**t. 5 beers in a half hour and I'm *behind*. BEHIND....Damn you!...*shakes fist*" "25 minute into speech and slipping beneath tabl3, thanks for great game. Sent out ot F&F cros country and feed(drink?)back very [positive. Sorry about what spel chk did not catch, you inderstand tho'." Please note that we do not now, nor have we ever, encouraged irresponsible use of alcohol. It is important to know your own limits and to act accordingly. We discourage improper use of alcohol.

One of the Supremes is Anne Burke. The wife of the Alderman whose two judges he placed on the ballot and ruled Rahm off. Chicago Politics. Just one more example of F=U=N

6-9 months of forced silence and 14 million reasons to keep quiet? I think not so bad. I'd shut the fuck up for that amount. Even just one percent, pretty please?

As of now, the Courts have ruled that RAHM CAN'T RUN. Can Chicago survive a Mayor Carol?

According to IMDB, Chord Overstreet is really his name. I admit it. I AM A GLEEK.

Being here in Brasil, neither satellite cable provides Food Network. And we are a couple of years behind with Top Chef. But I think we all must have a bit of warmth in our hearts for Chicago gay boy cutie, Dale Levitski. Here's the review for his restaurant. Sounds yummy. But even yummier is Sam Talbot. Hello New York.

Da Bears. From an ex-Chicago boy now living on the beaches of Rio. Unfortunate to be playing this championship game in a stadium that looks like a toilet bowl from one side and a cruise ship from the other. Without a doubt the ugliest stadium ever.