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I forgot about Lee DeWize. He used to work in a paint store in the Chicago suburbs. Who knows? Maybe he is back there again. I can def picture a fantasy porn shoot with Taylor Hooks in the paint store . Getting each other all messy, doing unwritable/unspeakable things with open ed cans of paint and their erect, throbbing manmeat. Of course, then they need to climb on the ladders and having their manparts at correct levels for oral and anal satisfaction. And you can just picture Ryan Gaycrest throwing glitter over them right before the spooge shots.

I read something that there are 5 genetic strains of HPV that actually do cause throat cancer and he tested positive for one of them. And pre-CZJ and the rumored multimillion dollar pre-nup clause that she required to have included, it is certainly possible that he was exposed prior to their marriage. He was a huge horndog.

ITA that The Good Wife is as good as any other hour-long episodic show. In the history of television, there have been so many well-written shows. Decades past, The Paper Chase with John Houseman for example. More recent, the first half-season or so of Commander in Chief, the Geena Davis vehicle, created and partially scripted by the superb Rod Lurie, until the network changed show-runners as the script output was "supposedly" falling behind and ABC had to keep preempting episodes for no other reason. Makes it hard to achieve consistent ratings. The first couple of years of Cybill need to be right up there. Cybill and Christine were a newer, upper-class version of Lucy and Ethel. ITA on either Newhart or The Bob Newhart Shows. IMHO Maude was way too preachy. Definitely M*A*S*H is one that needs to be downgraded.

Idem.

He refuses. He has five kids. And like the whole island, a veritable Carioca Mayberry doesn't know and doesn't talk about him darkening my door. Closest I can describe him is as a look-alike cousin of Jesse Bradford with the deepest blue eyes that melted at least four girls hearts, besides mine. And he lets me rectify him.

By the way, I am so gay and if anyone gets this far, that for #61, my first answer was Elaine. Dumb floozy me misread it.

Well, I hate to brag but I was just rectifying(in another manner)a sweet Paquetaense programa boy before I opened on this thread. I am in a very good mood. Smile. And I suppose he is with the pack of cigs, two beers and $20 he took home with him for letting me rectify him.

A little help please. Is rectifying when you massage one's rectum?

1. You truly don’t care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone “honey” including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting. 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit. 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 9. You really have “been there, done that.” 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything. 11. You’re the only type of male who gets to say “fabulous.” 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don’t know in your home. 13. You can have naked men you don’t know in your home. 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius. 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 16. You understand why the good Lord didn’t intend everyone to wear it. 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have. 18. You know that the most important part of a party’s decor is the catering staff. 19. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 20. You can smile to let someone know you can’t stand them. 21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away. 22. You’re good pals with women other people can’t stand. 23. You’ve always got an opinion. 24. You’ve read the book, seen the movie, done the musical. 25. You know how to dress strategically. 26. Your car has an amusing female name. 27. You’re the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school. 28. You’ve got at least one framed picture of a pet. 29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers. 30. You know that sex complicates things. So? 31. You know that being called a “cheap slut” isn’t actually an insult. 32. There’s a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. 33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed…unless you tell them what to tell you. 34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion. 35. You have at least one movie musical on video. 36. You’re not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar. 37. You’re embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars. 38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two. 39. You know how to make an entrance. 40. You know when to make an exit. 41. You worry about people you don’t even know – like Liza Minnelli. 42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards. 43. You know how to program your VCR. 44. You’ve got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level. 45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales. 46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford. 47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. 48. You know when to play dumb. 49. You know what to do for a hangover. 50. Yes, you do have a condom. 51. You’ve called someone “girlfriend” who is neither a girl nor a friend. 52. One or more of the following apply to you: a) You adore Judy Garland You hate Judy Garland c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland. d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland. e) You don’t give a damn about Judy Garland. f) Who is Judy Garland? 53. You can supply the last names to the following list: a) Bernadette Chita c) Barbra 54. You made Donna Summer a star. 55. You made Donna Summer a has-been. 56. Tanning salons were invented for you. 57. You’ve made sunbathing a performance art. 58. You know when the party’s over. 59. You know where to go after the party’s over. 60. You’re fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity. 61. When you hear “a stitch in time saves nine” you think of a) Your grandma Your face lift c) John Wayne Bobbit 62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. 63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your “roommate.” 64. You know that referring to someone as “a real lady” isn’t necessarily a compliment. 65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion. 66. If your cat is a female, you swear it’s a lesbian. 67. If your cat is a male, you swear it’s a lesbian. 68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like “Stand by your man”. 69. You’ve been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. 70. You’ll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife. 71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you. 72. You have a favorite Disney character and it’s usually a nasty one. 73. You’ve left someone totally speechless. 74. You’ve shaved something other than your face. 75. All your friends do not have to “get along”. 76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however. 77. Your love handles are actually used as such. 78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity. 79. You’ve got a large assortment of movie-star biographies. 80. You’ve got the most interesting coffee table books. 81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain’t in your kitchen drawer. 82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag. 83. At some moment in your life you’ve envisioned having back-up girls. 84. You know your enemies. 85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he’s right there in the shower. 86 You’re Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan. 87. You know that Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan is Barbra Streisand. 88 Not only have you added spice to your life – sometimes you’ve added side dishes. 89. You know that “small talk” can be about spirituality or politics, and “important issues” can be about hair. 90. You’ve actually lived out some of your fantasies. 91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object. 92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report. 93. You know, by heart, every line in: a) All about Eve The Rocky Horror Picture Show c) Your face 94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. 95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal. 96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme’s song. 97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary. 98. Even if you’re in Kansas, you’re not in Kansas anymore. 99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes. 100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.

We had a tie between the two sides. For any ass and thigh guys, you have someone on the Brasil side to dream of - HULK. Yep, Brasil's version of the Incredible One.Definitely sit on your face and leave you breathless in more than one way. g

The Metro has continuous buses from Siqueira Campos stop to Ipanema as well as points farther. Not much more difficult. And from the corner of Barata Ribeiro and Siqueira Campos the 404, 413, 432, 464, 474 and 520 among others will get you there for 2.75Reais/ half the initial pull on a taxi if you are saving your funds for sauna boys. The big football match and reason for the Brits is the re-opening after three years and the expenditure of a BILLION Reais of the temple of football, The Maracana.

I was just thinking about her last night as it so happens. I had on an HBO retrospective on Woody Allen and an image of Maureen Stapleton popped up. For the longest time I always got Jean and Maureen mixed up.

For anyone not interested in purchasing the ingredients for a first-time attempt and then the rigamarole of preparing the marinade, buy a bottle of teriyaki sauce and another of low-sodium salt as a start. It also works great on really rare tuna steaks/filets.

I personally slice my veggies(including zucchini) thinner than that. Also, take one or two extra heads of garlic and slice off the very top and place bottom-side down in the pan from the beginning. The garlic makes a great spread for some bread. With or without more EVOO. Sea salt/kosher salt is what I use as opposed to the regular table salt. I can't remember what I read as to why, just that it was recommended.

I remember that back in the US, the farm-raised salmon was required to have notification on the packaging if there was coloring added. Try for the wild. More expensive, but according to Dr. Oz, much, much better for the body. Down here, the large piece of wild filet(I think) that I bought was about $12.00/pound. At times, I think the supermarket prices might be too high for some items, but then I think of the crappy meal I had after going to Clube 117 down on the corner of Candido Mendez and Rua da Gloria and a couple of pounded, breaded chicken filets set me back $20.00US plus 10%tip and whatever is the raw food cost that I am going to be cooking at home isn't so bad. Poaching is a great way to do fish, it just takes longer.

Supposedly very healthy and should be eaten at least twice weekly is wild salmon. I cook it in a hot grill pan. First skin side down and then flip it. I start off with some olive oil with some thinly sliced onions and julienned hearts of palm. After a couple of minutes, throw in the fish. 8-10 minutes later pull out the bad boy. I deglaze the pan with bit of white wine and then add some passion fruit juice and when it is hot pour it over the top. For seasoning, I lightly add the combo Montreal seasoning mix that has garlic, red pepper, black pepper and some sea salt. For sides, it's so easy to steam a cauliflower. And then I do a mixture of wild rice and whole grain rice. Soak it well to get out the starch and wash it a couple of times before cooking. Nice additions to the more delicate salmon flavor.

Well, if they didn't burn the beans when they were roasted, perhaps people would have the opinion that the coffee tasted like crap. It is only logical to assume that the water from the bathroom sink was rerouted from the toilet and caused the crappy taste. Non?

It never ends, or seems to, this being Brasil after all. I have a feeling that the judge who signed the injunction yesterday is in deep do-do with our powerful governor. The news on Globo led off with the report of the injunction against opening. Really big down here. After all, what is more important, futebol or more favela violence/crime? During the night, Gov. Cabral put his foot(or whatever) down and magically the paperwork found its way to the SUDERJ and the permit is approved. I was by the Maracana last Monday, the outdoor plazas are not finished. I can only imagine what is hiding unfinished and slapped together with Scotch tape(well actually they use massive amounts of fita preta or electrical tape here) inside. It is all about saving face after all with the upcoming 2014 and 2016 events. Last night at 117 and then on the street, on the ferry and then here at home, I'd walk past people and most of what I'd hear was the cancellation of Sunday's big match. It really is huge with the Maracana's official opening. After all, with the problems at the Engenhao where Botafogo plays and the miniscule, antique, but oh so pretty Sao Januario for my Vasco, the Fluminense and Flamengo sides will actually be playing in a real, professional futebol estadio. From a midnight BBC report: England's friendly with Brazil in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday is expected to go ahead despite safety concerns at the recently renovated Maracana stadium. A court order on Thursday suspended the game but a duty judge later revoked the suspension, a Rio de Janeiro state government statement said. The state government said it had presented a report showing the stadium complied with safety guidelines. Maracana stadium First built in 1950 for the World Cup in Brazil, the Maracana was once the largest stadium in the world, holding a crowd of around 200,000. It has undergone a number of renovations, the most recent of which - to prepare it for the 2014 World Cup finals - has cost more than £320m. In pictures: Maracana stadium reopens It had previously failed to deliver the report owing to a "bureaucratic flaw". "All safety requirements for the friendly between Brazil and England have been complied with and, because of a bureaucratic failure, the appraisal from the public ministry that proves the compliance with the rules on safety at the Maracana have not been sent to Suderj," the Rio government said in a statement. Suderj is a division of the Rio de Janeiro state authority which is responsible for administrative issues associated with major sports venues. The iconic 78,000-seat Maracana reopened in April after nearly three years of work updating it for the 2014 World Cup finals. Even though the work was completed four months behind schedule, local newspapers still reported problems with the venue. Days before the first test event at the stadium on 27 April - a friendly featuring former Brazil players - seats were still being installed and pavements laid near the venue. The Jornal do Brasil reported at the time that visitors "needed patience to deal with the many problems" at the venue, arising from the rush to complete it. It highlighted uneven flooring with small gaps and holes, flooding in the VIP area and a dysfunctional lift, and said some staff had tried to prevent journalists taking pictures of the affected areas. Play media The state government blamed its failure to present a key report on a "bureaucratic flaw" Rio's state prosecutors say there are dangerous materials at the venue, including rocks, pieces of metal and pavement, and that these could pose a threat to the public. "The stadium is not yet safe to hold a full house of paying public," said South American football writer Tim Vickery, who is based in Rio. There would have been huge pressure to overturn the suspension because of the embarrassment to the Brazilian authorities, he adds. England's visit is scheduled to be the first major international test of the facility, with the Confederations Cup beginning two weeks later. Roy Hodgson's squad have already arrived in Brazil ahead of what is scheduled to be England's first game at the Maracana since 1984.

Guess what? This Sunday's friendly, the only test match at the Maracana has been postponed due to safety issues. It is like withholding spooging when one is really excited. 72 hours before showtime..ZIPPO. And if anyone is not up to speed on the problems at the Engenhao, where the track and field will take place in 2016, the roof problems are not really roof problems. When they built the place - the enormous arched supports from which the fabric roof is suspended - used substandard steel.

I want to see Kris Allen and David Archubottomboy in a horizontal duet. Oh hell, let's combine AI with DTWS and have them do a clothingless rumba. Also a competition between Adam and the Gayken and see who can get their ankles further behind their ears, all the while screeching to Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Or something to do with any of the four's taints.

The world has seemed to pass me by during the last year. First - Salted baths caused people to eat each other's faces. Second - Rioting Pussies - I have enough problems keeping all of the erect Brasilian penises calm enough to enjoy orally, anally or in any other manner. And now, the latest and really who knew?, noodles from China, not Japan nor Korea, but China, pasta with the ability and talent to compete on Dancing With The Stars. Here Gangnam Style.

Even the starters, being no worse than abysmal, flattered to deceive. "Crisp" calamari were soggy, the squid in both texture and taste bringing to mind a condom fitted over an unwashed garlic press the day timetable confusion forced the cookery teacher to take sex education at short notice. – Matthew Norman on Colony in London Maybe Lady Gaga’s parents are forsaking their famous daughter. How else to explain Joanne Trattoria, Joe and Cynthia Germanotta’s incomprehensible upper West Side eatery? ... I came with an open mind, despite the fact that most of my colleagues have portrayed Joanne as the worst thing since herpes. – Michael Kaminer on Joanne Trattoria An American offshoot of a restaurant in Tokyo, Ninja intends to evoke a Japanese mountain village inhabited by ninjas, a special breed of stealthy warriors. In this case they come armed not only with swords and sorcery but also with recipes, which may be their most dangerous weapons of all. – Frank Bruno on Ninja in New York City Beef carpaccio, the chilly maroon flesh stretched out below a scattershot application of radish and celery slices that had started to curl, tasted of refrigeration and surrender. – Pete Wells on Le Cirque in New York City I sat numb, experiencing the kind of paralysis a person feels when he picks up the phone and learns of a ghastly accident or a horrific illness. I was being accused of sexually harassing a member of a restaurant staff. ... There is a reason why serious restaurants train people working for them to be polite and attentive. After my three dinners at M. Wells, I am reasonably certain that thorough schooling has never taken place there. – Alan Richman on M. Wells in New York City

There are three of them and only one of me. They inhale pretty much everything except olives and certain veggies. Along with lots and lots of tasty horseshit. They like smoked cow bones. Shavings from horse hooves. Not so much fish carcass.

My pinoy bottom boy is not an option. WHY??? WHY??? WHY???

My husband, Fabio Viviani, tells you the best way to cook 'em up in Kitchen Secrets 101. http://screen.yahoo.com/chowciao-kitchen-secrets-101-perfect-212016577.html