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Lies. All Lies. This just couldn't be...

Wow! And this report concerns information on technology that is five years old.

And I suppose the biggest surprise of the year will be if Cate doesn't get it for Blue Jasmine. Fantastic, yet quite disturbing. But that was the point.

I detested Titanic. I kept on waiting for the damned boat to sink so I could get the hell out of there. There is something about Leo that I find distrubing. However, I did like his acting shtick tics in Gilbert Grape. Blood Diamond, wavering accent. The Avaitor? Anyone really feel any kind of connection with Cate/Kate?

For some strange reason I ve a craving for fish and chips whilst Steve Martin's "King Tut" whirls in my head.

There is not much more exciting in this world than taking the long walkway over the falls on the Argentinian side and looking right down into the Devil's Throat.

I prefer to personally select those items with which I may elect to become intimate.

if not....you might be a candidate for a one-way favela tour.

Keep in mind that the minimum monthly salary in the state of Rio de Janeiro for 2013 was under 700Reais/month for four full weeks of work. For sleeping with you for only ONE NIGHT, 2-3 sex sessions, they are getting a couple of meals and more or less, one weeks pay. Not too bad of an exchange.

Helped a friend bargaining for an overnight this past November, two months ago. The guys at both 117 and Meio Mundo have raised their asked prices to 350-400Reais. But depending on your response or facial expression with lower it to 150-200 for the night without much prompting. They will be expecting some type of meal, drinks and some breakfast/cafe da manha. The best way to handle this is NOT TO BARGAIN AT ALL. Just tell them, whatever price for the night and the next morning and exactly what you are willing to fork over. Do Not Ask. I repeat...just tell them.

I found the food in Chile to be quite interesting. Tons of composed sandwiches. Most of the breads are made with stone-ground wheat. Even the pizza can be had with a stone-ground crust. Proteins run the gamut from beef, pork, chicken and turkey, roasted - not processed, as well as fish, with varied mixtures of veggies and cheeses. Filling, healthy and cheap. Then they have something which I did not try, Viennesas - Hot Dogs loaded with whatever you could imagine. Due to the Humboldt current bringing cold water north from the Antarctic, the fish and shellfish were incredible. The grilled salmon in the one photo was served with a type of green bean we'd never encountered but everywhere in Chile. Kind of like a superlong french-cut. And little taste. The Chilean King Crabs were nice, but not cheap. The restaurant we ate in is located in the old central fish market. There are still a number of fish mongers there, but also a number of restaurants. Located not far from the Plaza Das Armas and the La Moneda Palace. I've eaten oysters all over the place. These were not exceptionally large but incredibly tasty, about the only ones better were in-season spring while spending time in Bruges and Zandvoort. Final photo is of an incredible plate of ceviche served with cold boiled potatoes. Splendid eating. Pisco Sour peeking out at the top of the photo. Actually preferred the wines. Ditto a mojito over the pisco. I neglected to take a photo of a seafood pizza on a stone-ground crust. Exceptional. Loaded with shrimp, scallops, clams, squid and mussels.

A few photos of yummy stuff.

Sunset view from my favela.

In the USA though the 10th, but I have a gay friend who is a professional tour guide, educated, not a sauna boy, know the saunas. Can do anything and can take you anywhere you might wish. I have his contact info at my home in Rio de Janeiro. If you can wait that long, will message you his contact info upon my return to paradise.

Actually, N-O-T! Just got back from an incredible trip to Santiago and the coast of Chile with great photos and incredible experiences with the boyfriend. But due to unLucky responses and posts from some who Lurk here, I figured why bother? After all, it was such a pleasure to be branded a resident of a favela who patronizes IHOP a few months back.

Hey, fuck me! I just noticed I am now an Olympian member. Not sure what this refers to? I can tell you it is not my penis size. Maybe my insatiable appetite for Brasilian men? Or the fact that the Olympics are coming in less than one thousand days to the city I now call home? At my newer svelte weight, not for my waist measurement either.

Or just get on your stomach and say, "entra....AGORA!" "Enter...NOW!"

I have always said "acima de mim" or "on top of me." Never had a problem before .

Definitely for RJ, disponivel. The guys on there are trolling non-stop. Continuously reentering to get into the front position. With badoo, it really depends on your profile. Which to me seems to be much more detailed than disponivel.Ditto, MANHUNT. Right here, right now with many who I have been in contact in the past. GRINDR, I never tried. My old cell phone wasn't compatible. Me, I was looking for something more permanent, for something quick MM or my guy on the island were always available. So....

So Pauleiro, I'm waiting for a photo and the portugues translation for the "reverse cowboy" position. Or as ever, photos from various positions on the cavalette.

I concur totally with Pauleiro. Badoo.com and disponivel.com are great for hookups, not so great for relationship stuff. I mean like guys wanting to meet that same day for sex.

It was during the second night together with my ex-lover. This was in Amsterdam at a just-okay three star(maybe) hotel near the Leidseplein. Across the street and the Lijnbansgracht from the much,much nicer American. Anyway, we were having really, really hot sex and we set off the fire alarm in our room. At about 2:30AM. No clue as to how it happened. But it did. The whole hotel had to be evacuated. Well, we kept on going at it. Did not leave. Just ignored the knocks at the door. The management not only traced the tripped sensor to our room, but they also told all of the other guests who were responsible. The next morning in the breakfast room, one can just imagine the looks we received. Although the relationship ended after 13 some good and some bad years, that episode still brings a smile to my face.

Oops. Should have been titled Brazilian. Bazilian I imagine could be translated as the total quantity of garotos de programa TomCal has engaged, i.e. thousands, millions, billions trillions and following BAZILIANS.

We'll be seeing alot of these over the next few months, been given the names Brazuca. Slang for something Brazilian or someone outside the country.

I'd love to see for your 100th post, your group of guys doing intertwined in interesting positions on the little horse in one of the suites. My jaw would certainly fall to the floor from pictures showing all of the possible permutations. Either that or I'd crap in my manpanties in shock and awe(and more than a little envy.)