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Buy hey, PR2K, I much prefer to lift a leg or two, for "um homem quente"/"a hot man" and not to urinate and my mark spot like a dog in the street. If that is what gets you off, not sure why you travel all the way to Rio de Janeiro from wherever.

Back to the topic, along with the pleasure of a hot Brasilian boyfriend, I also can enjoy the mousse au chocolat from Guerin and the pistachio ice cream at Officina del Gelatos. And as a topping for my batatas portuguesas nothing really beats either Heinz or Sweet Baby Ray's. As to adding sweet pickle relish into tuna fish salad, that is a subject up for discussion.

FWIW Harry's uncle, Diana's brother is a ginge as well.

Lke the Pope's "nephews", this is really a non-starter. For all we know, Charles will suffer a stroke during a sex session with Camilla as he ejaculates with a riding rop stuck up his ass. Liz will live another fifteen years and then Wills is Kingified. Georgie is dressed in so much fluff during his investiture that he discovers an affection for drag and the future King is also the Queen.

Actually it was "DIANHEDONIA HALL" but the gloves and the men's clothes were more symptomatic of transvestism. But we digress. Appropriate course of treatment for you-kmow-who? A deep, powerful injection of dark Brasilian chocolate might do the trick. Or is it a dark chocolate Brasilian to powerfully inject deeply into you-know-who? Oh, hell. Forget him. And do me.

You most definitely can find dark chocolate in certain stores in Rio de Janeiro. The C.A.D.E.G. in fact for one. Also at the Cobal of Humaita. Also at Zona Sul for brands other than Lindt. PR2K, praying for your recovery from your battles with anhedonia, dearie.

Warning: *NSFGE* I am not sure which is scarier or funner. The thought of having the chance to trash a McDonald's, eating an endless stream of their softserve ice cream or watching a nearly-nude woman dressed only in a g-string? https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PZggdRqEkxs NSFGE = Not Safe For Gay Eyes

Gari's/Streetsweepers here are now making between 1000 and 1100Reais/month. So if they can make 50+ for a programa/brincaderinha/sex session, and get their rocks off... all the better. I remember my second trip to Rio making contact with a guy behind the flower stand across across from the Gloria metro exit. I was on my way to 117 and it just felt a bit too dangerous for me at the time. Ditto the two lanches and the sucos on Rua da Gloria between the corner with Candido Mendes and the metro stop. A number of garotos will stop their before or after 117 and one can definitely pick them up instead of heading into 117 or make arrangeements for alonger session at a motel or to home.

A while back, a former poster termed "Lucky" accused me of living in a favela. Well, there are three of them here where I live. Smallish to be sure. Two are closer than the third. Here are photos taken at two of the three entrances to the Morro do PEC, Mountain of the Paqueta Esportes Clube/Paqueta Sports Club. The third entrance to Morro do PEC is by walking past our bird cemetery. Yes, crypts for canaries, as it were. Entry with a small lanche or snack bar Communal mail boxes Three photos of the connections to the city electrical lines with the extra wires being tied in illegally by "gatos"/ "cats" or people that piggyback on to others legally connected utility service. Other photos show all fo the water pumps to push water up to the homes built on the Hill of the favela Morro do PEC. Many residents here share water pumps. And most everyone will have a water tank on their roof, feeding water to the home by gravitiy. The following post is not the aftershot post-KFC pigout.

Oh, fuck! And I am already jonesing for a tres gay Kir Royale at the Baur Au Lac bar.

Thanks, AS. I couldn't have said it better myself. Anhedonia...LOVE IT!!!!! I am a confirmed FOODIE. I admit it. I always am afraid going through the ALFANDEGA here, what will happen if they do choose to examine my stuff. Between the pickle relish, Heinz catchup, pure vanilla extrat, Vermont malple syrup for the morning French Toast and Panquecas. as well as all of the boxes of Girardelli brownie mix, I am loaded down and ready for any coming nuclear winter. Or Atlantic tsunami that comes barrelling through Guanabara Bay. For anyone who cares, other than PR2K, Guerin is a really wonderful French-style patisserie. You will not find them adding gelatin to their mousse au chocolat. Their croissant are not as wonderful as what you fill find in France and Switzerland, but definitely on a par with what I used to get in Holland, if memory serves. The owner previously ran the entire Hotel Sofitel baking operation here in Rio de Janeiro, before going off on his own. And if Mr. Know-It-All is referring to Kort in Leblon, they are no longer doing the baking in house. But coming out of the central facility of The Bakers, who now own the shop. And the quality has gone way down. As to the quality of the ice cream. Very nice, Loaded with cream and to my palate, not a drop of added vegetable fat as a stabilizer. But after all, what do I know? According to you-know-who,,,, not much. Other than it is quite nice to have a double mouth orgasm on a Thursday. Joking about actually soiling my manpanties. I am still a bit to young for the Depends. But that day is arriving. Very, very, very soon another year older.

I missed posting three more photos - two more flavorful than the others. Entrance to the Officina de Gelatos or the Ice Cream Office and the moca/girl behind the counter scooping into a casquinha/cone a load of Caramel with Sea Salt as well as the brioche and croissant on offer at Guerin.

Right out in the open, got my shirt and pants all messed up, what with the sticky juices and gooey creams dribbling out of my mouth stuffed with Carioca deliciousness From the street, near the corner of Nossa Senhora de Copacabana and Barao de Ipanema Really, really clean and spotless Yummy, Yummy, Spoil My Tummy And directly across the street, just looking at the Cardapio/Menu got me close to nutting But when they opened that first aluminum top on the milk chocolate, I couldn't help it and creamed my manpanties!

But I'd have a few problems going to Montreal besides the distance. I don't speak the language and I couldn't decide between smoking the hard and spicy Montreal meat the guys have on offer or eating the hard and spicy Montreal meat that the stores have on offer.

Marinha da Gloria, Praca Floriano, Praca da Republica/Campo de Sant'anna for outdoor action. Inside activities at Cine Rex, Cine Ideal and men's basement bathroom of Central(where you find guys looking for a little scratch to take a bus to somewhere or transfering buses. as well as: Streets running to the east from Central and behind the Palacio Duque de Caxias - to be exact - Rua Marcilio Dias and Rua Senador Pompeu (running east and west) between Rua Visconde de Gavea and Rua Bento Ribeiro WITH LOTS OF CHEAP MEN ONLY ROOMS-FOR-RENT But I have to tell you that one Saturday morning when I was feeling terrible, having visited Hospital Copa D'Or in Copacabana for what turned out to be an allergy to the new chemical mix I was throwing in my swimming pool, in the space of two blocks on Siqueira Campos, I was cruised and asked to accompany three different, non-rent guys for some fun at their apartments as I was going from pharmacy to pharmacy for the specific skin meds I was perscribed. Let me tell you that I thought I looked as bad as I felt. And I am definitely no PR2K self-professed near-hooker beauty. Or so he claims. So.....open your eyes and just look around, rent and non-rent guys are all around looking for sex even on a Saturday at 10:30AM!

And if you are walking on the Neiderdorfstrasse from the Paragonya to a few of the gay bars, have more than a couple Swiss Francs in your wallet if you want a burger at McDonald's - $12.00 for their Primeburger with Swiss Cheese. Almost as expensive as the cheese on the uncut dicks of the Brasilian sauna boys plying their wares at the Paragonya. http://www.freep.com/article/20140327/FEATURES02/303270062/Is-the-12-McDonald-s-burger-for-real-?odyssey=obinsite

Helpful Hint: The 777 handicapped bathroom is quite spacious and Boeing has even been kind enough to provide grab holds while fucking for a little extra purchase. But hit the head(as it were) early. Those floors can get a bit slippery.

If you are interested in visiting a bank, may I suggest that the coffee service at the UBS on the Paradeplatz is quite nice.

Actually, the old trains of the Bonde (or Bondinho indicating little) all had straphangers/polehangers from the sides of the cars on both sides who would hop on and off at will. The scary/interesting part of the ride were that some not-so-nice people would hop on, steal something - purse, watch, package, necklace, earings - and quickly hop right off again. One of my timefillers when riding the metro here is to inspect the ear lobes of the women on the train who are not wearing earings. Checking to see if they have scars where their lobes have healed after having dangling earings violently torn off during snatch and grab robberies.

The Bondinho's!!!! YEAH!!!! are coming back in some form supposedly next month. And by the end of the year, the prediction is that the newly-laid rails will go all the way up to Silvestre, where there will be a connection with the funicular which heads up from Cosme Velho to the top of Corcovado. New 3-car trains with the center section even having a space for the handicapped. There will still be the traditional ledges for the hangers-on riding for free on each side. The trains are modern, but intended to lend a nod to the past. Tradition! Here;s a link to the story in O Globo. http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/ancelmo/posts/2014/03/29/a-volta-dos-bondinhos-529284.asp

I for one have been there multiple times over the years. Quite interesting. Lots of Brasilians practicing their trade, as it were. No need to worry about taking a tram. A very short walk from the HauptBanhoff. And if you tire there of pleasurable items to ingest orally, their is always my second option at my favorite Palacio de Prazer - Portuguese for Palace of Pleasure - orgasms in every mouthful of the creme fraiche truffle de jour. Away from the calorie-filled oral pleasures, the facilites are very clean, great sauna, steam and whirpool. Nice bar area with relax chair area. Upstairs are free flimsy boxes to do the deed upstairs. A couple of video viewing, stepped platform spaces. The boys working there continue on later in the evening to a couple of bars nearby. Much better, much comfortable to take them back from the bar to one's hotel than have more than a BJ at the Paragonya. Keep in mind that with the strength of the Swiss Franc, nothing is reasonably-priced in this city, except if you are lucky enough to visit when they are having a clothing sale. I once got an incredible leather jacket that was softer than......(fill in the blank) and more supple than .... (use your imagination) and smelled better than ....(how about my boyfriend's freshly scrubbed bung hole?) for an incredibly reasonable price.

Brasilians use many more than Americans. After every time the pee, they need to skin back the lace curtain and make sure it is thoroughly dry or then tend to get very gamey, unless that is your thing.

Just incredible that a company can be so callous to the life-threatening consequences of their faulty product. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/01/business/cobalts-were-seen-as-lemons-from-start-state-data-shows.html?emc=edit_th_20140401&nl=todaysheadlines&nlid=65920222&_r=0

I read the headline, then read it again then the whole article dated1 April 2014. Sadly this was no joke. The research could have meant the world to so many. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/01/rising-japanese-scientist-fabricated-heralded-stem-cell-research-lab-says/?tid=hp_mm

http://www.cidadeolimpica.com.br/galeria/perimetral-a-caminho-do-fim/ Link to much better photos than mine showing the dismantling of the Periemtral. Couple of shots just eat of Meio Mundo with the entrance to the naval base.