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  1. I sure hope they come up with a choice more inspired than than one-note, self-absorbed Kathy, or NeNe who ain't Fu-Ne. Fashion Police had a team of joke writers, from whose weekly production Joan could pick and choose. The same writers can still write the same jokes, but you need someone whith that something that Joan spent decades honing- TIMING!
  2. Margaret Cho could be a hoot. Kathy might ruin the interplay among the four. Joan got her jokes in but she was able to play point guard and distribute to the other three and the guests.
  3. Do you have some dirt on the gimp Albanian as well?
  4. I guess I'm just too gay, In the caption for one photo I read "Barbara among the ruins" and I was looking for La Streisand. Just call me a cretin.
  5. I only knew three, but thanks for the fun read.
  6. I can't wait until the next episode to see what happens next. Lots of loose ends.
  7. Hello. Am I the only one on here who thinks that Prince Harry looks even more with every passing year like Diana's horseboy, James Hewitt?
  8. Hey guys, including HITO. We are splitting hairs, as opposed to splitting ass cracks, about a clean place, with fresh sheets and towels for three hours for the grand price at current exchange rates of about US$12.50! I think for that price even HITO would repolish her CFM pumps.
  9. The next time I take someone to a motel I'll get photos at the Hostal Hospedagem on Rua Gomes Freire. Not too expensive, just past the Praca Tiradentes. The rooms have mirrored ceilings, flashing racetrack lighting. Many more movie channels. And a dry sauna and whirlpool bath plenty big enough for two. We wee headed there that Saturday but the urge for me to get naked with him was a lot stronger than going an extra couple miles.
  10. Any sites for really awful films besides something like Rotten Tomatoes?
  11. What does Sarah Palin have to do with the voting on Scotland?
  12. Hito, who will be walking you down the aisle? The bride has enough bling to almost hide the fact that she was seven months preggers....so let the love flow guys. Being boyfriendless at the moment, I could use some.
  13. Sucky, listen to the lyrics. JGoo, thanks for saying it much better than I could. HITO, I 'll watch you get dipped and smooched to this song on your wedding night while you are in a pair of Manolos. And I'll even do all of your flowers if you wish. Retired florist that I am.
  14. Freeballin' men in skirts with great hooch is my kind of country. Just TOO FUCKIN' COLD for my bad ticker. Otherwise I'd be in Flanders.
  15. I think this my be definite husband material for you. Get that ring girl and then prepare for the dip and the kiss at the end Matt Alber's End Of The World
  16. Could someone be so lucky?
  17. I guess I left too early then. Aw shucks.
  18. 8 billion simoleons for a tall building and a stegosaurus. Hey, that's a fuck load of simoleons.
  19. So Lucky is the cunt? Or is it someone else? This is all so confusing.
  20. Thr boys can Hoover up free food like they can hard dick for money.
  21. Be very, very safado and don't think for one second about taking sloppy seconds.
  22. I had read in interview with a couple of her striking writers months ago. The writing team had to gave her up to 20 jokes tochoose from for each photograph. I think it was her finely-tuned sense of timing, knowledge and experience of what worked that made the jokes and the show what they were. Who else has built up the cred as well as would then go ahead and go all the way with the outrageous insults?
  23. My guy that Driver wanted be the first to take up is named Marcos. He refused to let me take a face shot and in fact looked at my cell phone just to make sure that I was telling the truth. Handsome face, performed oral like an angel and ate out my ass and plugged me like the safado/devilish Paulista from Campinas that he is. The dick was a very nice 18cm when erect and stayed that way. Fun times doing 69. Really good. Nope excellent programa and definitely one of the most talented that I have ever met at any sauna in Rio or anywhere else. As I remember, the TomCal favorite that Driver is named Jefferson.
  24. https://gma.yahoo.com/dancing-with-the-stars-2014-season-19-celebrity-cast-revealed-181822575.html Sadie Robertson? Janel Parrish? Johnathan Bennett? Bethany Mota? I'd guess that if Alfonso Ribeiro is in any kind of shape he should have this hands down. He was the kid co-star in The Tap Dance Kid.
  25. Thumper, if memory serves, a Red Bull costs 14Reais at Meio Mundo, and probably more at 117. And of course, a boy will most likely order something else with it as a mixer. Just a show of power as how you they are able to waste your money and your stupidity at letting them do it. Every one of them would be happy with either a canned fruit juice or beer. As to the coffee information, I hope it wasn't for me as I nearly died from my heart and the cardiac problems which forced me into an early retirement. These days I'm at Starbucks for the chai latte frappucinos. I'd been in ICU here 8 weeks back for 4 days and really never got better. So now more caffeine, chocolate, colas, guarana, stimulants or acai(which one canot get here without guarana syrup) unless I buy the frozen pulp myself.
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