MsGuy

All those guys look more like elves to me. Now if it's a naked santa you want...

Too cute even for Hito

Hito hosts a meet and greet fundraiser for MsGuy's campaign.

Nice little surprise there at the end of your post.

Kissing a frog is an act of faith sanctified by tradition and much celebrated in Western culture for hundreds of years. By contrast, licking a salamander is just perverse and nasty.

Hahahahahahaha... Yep. (I'll try to keep you company, AS.)

LOL, I was trying to make it an inside joke, AS, so it's on you that the whole board now knows. sample deleted lines: "You could start with AS." or (my personal favorite; indirect & literary yet accessible, faintly redolent with the hormone laced fragrance of secondary school where first encountered.) "Barkis is willing."

Hito, to find that prince, you have to start with... Kissing a few toads.

Oz, I take it from your last post you didn't get any while you were in India. (I was going to put a picture of a bony dog here and label it something like "Oz starving for affection after 3 weeks in India" but I thought better of it.)

Looks like Oz made it out just under the wire.

A fun post to read, AS. Got me wondering if I have it in me to try fixing up her daube de boeuf. With a snow cheese desert (but not in a heart shaped dish; that would be too precious by far).

Outstanding Entrance by a Third Black Hat Through a Saloon Door in a Western Themed Comedy or Drama Series I sometimes think that show biz Awards Nights are like those kiddie sports leagues where every child gets a trophy. I saw a documentary on PBS once about ferret breeding shows. There were so many categories and sub-categories that nearly everyone that entered went home with a ribbon of some kind. Folks were entering 3 or 4 ferrets each & if they didn't have mange (the ferrets, I mean), one of them was bound to win something. Or maybe that was on Animal Channel. http://www.smallanimalchannel.com/critter-news/2013/09/18/chicago-area-ferret-show-to-celebrate-25-years.aspx ==== LOL, My chain of thought is getting as loose as Hito's.

Have you lost your mind, AS? They start digging around in the back files of the Crime Lab and no telling what kind of crap they would turn up. Remember the Mass. fiasco cost the state over $100,000,000. I mean look-it: forget the expense to North Carolina's criminal justice system, one scum bag alone Greg Taylor raked in over 4 1/2 million dollars. That's our tax dollars at work! I can just see your liberal ass sitting there right now thinking, "Yes, but Greg's no scum bag, he was framed." Well, I ain't having none of that! He may have been innocent when he was convicted but, after 17 years in the North Carolina State prison system, he's bound to be a scum bag now. And it's his present day scum bag self that's getting the money. They ought to make it a felony to be falsely convicted in N.C. That would solve the problem once and for all. Damn I'm clever! They oughta make me Governor.

Bentley used to claim (very discreetly) that a Rolls was really much more suited to American movie stars, Arab sheiks and 3rd world kleptocrats than to people of real quality. So yes, just a bit too much 'Hey, look at me!' in a Rolls. Think "Maw, Paw, I finally made it!" vs. "Grand mama, may I borrow the Bentley to take Lady Windemere clubbing?"

Wrong, both of you! Zippy was born (decocted?) thoroughly non-partisan.

Quite right, AS. Glad to hear you have no irrational aversions toward this magnificent scientific advance. But my understanding is that many organs don't develop properly unless exercised regularly (muscles, bones, connective tissues, probably heart and others), so we might want a bit more CNS tissue than just a brain stem. Just enough that the clones can move about and keep the body in tone. And no doubt much expense could be saved if the clone could at least ingest nourishment and keep itself clean, so lets add a teensy bit of cerebral tissue to take care of all that. And since the damn things will be capable of simple tasks and are running up bills while standing around waiting for organs to be harvested, perhaps they could be rented out to generate some cash flow. Waste not, want not, you know. It evens occures to me that, if the generative organs were made fully functional, certain posters here at BoyToy.com might even find clones an adequate substitute for garatos and the like. AdamSmith contemplates employment possibilities for his pinhead clone.

Exploring a bit further along the chain of posts at the extropian blog you cite, AS, I found: "In the paper today- British scientists have created headless frogs, and believe the technique could be used to create headless human clones for the purposes of organ transplants. Cool." Apparently believed to get around legal &/or ethical objections to cultivating human clones for spare parts. Science marches on!

One of my uncles or cousins must have ordered one of the "realistic animal voices" because I vaguely recall one of them in residence at my grandparent's house. Uncle Jimmy, maybe? Cousin Josh? No use guessing at this point but somebody left one with all the other orphan toys.

You lefties can scoff all you want but the complete absence since 9/11 of successful Orc attacks on the Homeland proves NSA is doing something right. Got no answer to that, do you? Well do you? Thought not! Fucking head-in-sand liberals.

I had wondered why I stopped seeing poop posts. Didn't think to look down here. Well, it's good to see the old sandbox finally springing back to life. ---- TY, once again one of your ideas proves it can stand the test of time.

OK, I get it that the Democrats and the 'good people' are doing their damnest to oust Yingluck and take over via a street mob putsch. And I think I get it that her attempt to bring back her brother by pushing through a general amnesty was a bridge too far. So: What I'm wondering is whether the 'good people' are just taking advantage of Yingluck's over reach on the amnesty bill or are they desperate to crush the Thaksinite party before the respected King dies and is replaced by his feckless son? It just occurred to me that maybe the amnesty bill itself was a desperate effort by Thaksin to get back in Thailand to control events following the death of the King. If answering this post might subject you to being flogged through the streets on the way to Bankok's nastiest prison, by all means feel free to maintain a discreet silence &/or post more pictures of your cute BF. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-08/yingluck-offers-referendum-as-thai-protesters-plan-final-rally.html

& I'm dreaming of your next report.

You're all wrong. It's perfectly acceptable for cops to lie under oath. However it is considered somewhat unsporting to tell a lie even the judge can't listen to with a straight face. "I immediately left a double murder scene and rushed to Mr. Simpson's house because I feared the killer might be hunting him too. I went there only to warn him he was in danger." (LAPD's version of probable cause)

RA!, I think the poor dear has suffered enough. Maybe we should show some compassion and lay off ragging on him. hee hee hee