MsGuy

Bless my silly little ass, I can't help laughing every time I read this one: . now I'm giggling all over again. Please don't judge me..

But how certain is he of that?

Sucky, if you had had thighs of steel, enough upper body strength to wrestle a silverback gorilla and buttocks to crack walnuts with, you too might have done better than a feather boa.

For further self-exploration of this subject, I recommend The Naughty Victorian Hand Book; or, Furtling: The Rediscovered Art of Erotic Hand Manipulation, more on which may be found at this link: http://wondermark.com/961/

And what could make for a better hijack than furtling, the lost Victorian art of manual self-assisted porn? No, no, not that, THIS: becomes THIS: with just a little assistance of your hand. For those of you who are just a little slow on the up-take (bless your simple little short bus hearts), here's another example: THIS: becomes THIS:

LOL, Oz types faster than I do (but my post is better sourced ).

Now this is one where where even I can't write it off as anything but a big deal. Michael Sam is an All-American at a major football school (Missouri/SEC), likely to be drafted this May by an NFL team and a defensive lineman, for God's sake. One of those big hulking hyper aggressive types smash mouth types. http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/93526/michael-sam-says-hes-gay Some sources, citing various NFL team officials, are opining that being out will damage his draft prospects. http://nesn.com/2014/02/report-michael-sams-nfl-draft-stock-will-drop-after-announcing-he-is-gay/

Well? Did it work?

Oh...well, actually that makes sense in a twisted kind of way. Leave it to AS to solve the mystery. ==== And lookin makes sense in a tech savy kind of way... I'll try lookin's suggestion and see if I can banish those t******* headed scamps from Hindustan. Wait! Do Hindus wear t****** or is that the other kind? ==== Lookin wins! AdamSmith, I renounce you and all your evil ways. I'm finally free of the tyranny of evil men!

Just a reminder to fans of Zombies that Walking Dead kicks off it's new season tonight (Sun., Feb. 9). Last we saw them Rick and Carl were staggering off into the woods after the Guv's final assault on the Prison. All our little clan scattered to the winds. So sad, so scary. Rumor has it that the first episode will focus on Rick and Carl. That's OK but I hope they pull their constructed family back together ASAP. And I hope we have some really gruesome deaths too! ==== P.S. Can somebody please explain to me why the fuck spell check on BoyToy always wants me to spell words like rumor & honor with an English "our" instead of an American "or" (like any sensible person). I mean seriously, WTH is that all about?

OK, maybe I find this funny because my middle brother's best friend in college was into auto-erotic asphyxiation. Long story short, they wound up telling his mother her 26 year old son committed suicide. Figured it would be easier on her than the truth. True story.

Every once in a while I really miss Calvin and Hobbes.

Straight English twink finds glory hole concept confusing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybfmNRNnXUA

So now Hoffman's friend Katz is suing National Enquirer for 50 million dollars. In a complaint filed in the New York Supreme Court, Bar Katz says, "The story is a complete fabrication: There was no interview. Bar Katz and Hoffman were never lovers. Bar Katz did not see Hoffman freebasing cocaine the night before he died, or at any other time. Bar Katz never saw Hoffman use heroin or cocaine." http://www.mercurynews.com/celebrities/ci_25078859/philip-seymour-hoffmans-friend-sues-over-gay-allegations?nstrack=sid:12155563|met:0000103|cat:39|order:9&source=dailyme I remember thinking when I first read the story, 'Jeez, what kind of creep is this guy that he would sell something like this to the Enquirer before his friend was even settled in his grave?' I did wonder about the source but it just didn't seem plausible that even a puss sack like the Enquirer would just make up the story wholesale. More fool me.

Too true. Fluoridation of the water supply was a financial holocaust for dentists.

Pasadena, keep in mind that no dentist will be truly disappointed in any patient with insurance who presents with teeth that require billable work.

C'mon, Zipper, you got to admit that Bieber or Aiken, either one, would be almost as entertaining as a closet full of conservatives with pissed off ex boyfriends. Besides I'll take cute and unqualified over fugly and unqualified every time!

Naw... I just keep him occupied chasing the laser spot around the room until I have had time to recoup for round two. Like you've never been to bed with a leather clad daddy type with biceps bigger than his IQ! Like the man said, "De gustibus non est disputandum."

In reality, there's almost no waste in a modern slaughter house. All the bits and pieces go into ground meat or sausage and the like. If it can't pass the FDA inspectors, it goes to make pet food. Even the blood is salvaged.

42 for me too, if I can count Little House On The Prairie being read aloud to the class by my third grade teacher, one chapter at a time, one day a week. I loved it. I still can remember the anticipation of waiting for the next chapter. Damned TV show just didn't measure up to the memory.

Oh my God, wayout, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. At least for me that was way more than a "bit of a chuckle." Thank you for finding this clip for us.

Actually, I'm kind of glad that Paragon warned me off before I said something really snotty about Mr. Hoffman. I think it was only a day or two later that I found out he was (probably) closeted and dealing with sexuality issues on top of everything else. Funny how being able to easily empathize with a particular set of problems can alter how you think about something. ==== So you thought maybe you could get away with back-handing a fellow poster without any one calling you on it, AdamSmith? Away with you moldy rogue, away!

Wonder if Leif will be using some of his old pix to jump start his comeback? Tiger Beat eat your heart out. ==== Interestingly enough, Garrett had some advice for the Bieb recently: • Do not believe your own publicity. • Sussing out who your real friends are is full-time work. • Every scum bag, every drug dealer, every chicken hawk wants a piece of you. http://www.queerty.com/justin-bieber-warned-to-beware-of-chicken-hawks-by-former-teen-idol-leif-garrett-20130820/ Full story here: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/08/19/leif-garrett-to-justin-beiber-dont-believe-your-own-publicity/

Too intimate too soon:

Harvey will get his rocks off preaching to the choir and the NRA will cheerfully use the film to gin up even more donations from their folks. Everybody goes home happy.