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MsGuy

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  1. Well, that catches me by surprise. I wonder what's up? ---- edit: Maybe the Mexican drug cartels are paying to have their competition closed??
  2. LOL, maybe we have more lurkers than we thought.
  3. I warn you once, I warn you twice, maybe next time you'll listen. Until then, we can look cute in our matching eyepatches.
  4. LOL, don't be fooled, dear readers , gcursor is setting a honeytrap for you. That pic is nearly 1/3 the way down the page; to get to it you first have to wade through the likes of {fair warning] THIS.
  5. I make it my general practice to read the articles to which I publish links (unlike some folks who shall remain nameless...you know who you are ). 16 cases over a 7 year stretch at that one Maryland hospital. That's often enough to get my attention. Sudden lateral thrust applied while fully extended seems to be the most common circumstance. ---- Confession: I had intended to slip a couple of pics into this post but honestly, they're just too gruesome to spring on our innocent readers. Fair warning: don't google image "penile fracture" unless you have a strong stomach.
  6. Out of an overabundance of caution, I urge you to review this article before getting to far along in your search. Apparently acrobatic sex may come with consequences.
  7. MsGuy

    Terra Nova

    SIGH You can take the boy out of Alabama, but...
  8. GC, it's all a matter of that 'open and honest' communication everybody's always going on about here. Just pick a 5 star escort like Anton and tell him you what you're looking for! And if it's all a little too awkward to talk about face to face, point him to this thread and tell him to use his imagination.
  9. MsGuy

    Terra Nova

    It's been decades since I made it out to SF; if I ever do again, coffee with lookin will be on the top of my to do list. You wouldn't happen to know a couple of cute, shirtless baristas, would you?
  10. I'm not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to a criminal justice system that indicts folks on manslaughter charges for opining that they doubt a major earthquake is eminent. Even if they weren't really qualified to judge the matter. I offer no opinion on Ms. Knox's guilt. She seems to have behaved oddly, but I just don't know enough about the case to judge.
  11. MsGuy

    Terra Nova

    Well, ok, I'll give it another shot, Expat, but only on your recommendation. I admit the dinos aren't half bad, but I'm an old SF guy and we demand at least a bare minimun of internal consistency. You've got the tech and where-with-all to send settlers back umpteen million years but you can't find something to knock down a few elephant sized critters? Get real! We ain't talking Godzilla here. Tell you what though, if some shirts don't come off in the first 15 minutes, I'm channel surfing.
  12. LOL...And now we know the backstory on how OZ went from pre-ministerial studies and the Fear No Evil Holiness Church of Backwash Springs, Alabama, to business agent for the largest stable of boys in NYC.
  13. MsGuy

    Terra Nova

    Plot and dialogue read like the 12 producers scarfed up some of those newly unemployed soap writers on the cheap. Oh God Yeah! Tonight a bunch of kids sneek out into the predator infested jungle for a little innocent necking and berry picking and react to a battery problem on their vehicle with all the brain-power of teeners in a slasher movie. And survive (mostly) albeit through no lack of effort to die. I found myself rooting for the predators. Speaking of which, what's with those dinky power rifles they carry? A WWII BAR should be enough to take down the toothy baddies; a .50 machine gun would chop them to hamburger. Instead they've got these futuristic thingies that shoot power beams that hardly seem to faze the critters. Guys, this show is a total waste of your time. Worse than boring, it's seriously aggravating in its stupidity. And nobody cute even takes off his shirt!
  14. In a real sense, homo sapiens is self-domesticated. Otherwise we would still be busy whacking out all but 50/60 or so of our nearest and dearest. 100 tops. Seriously, the knack for living together with relatively little violence is one of the main behavioral traits distinguishing us from the other great apes (picture Manhattan inhabited by 2 million chimps). That's at least as important as opposable thumbs and walking upright.
  15. That's the species default state toward folks not family or friends. It takes a lot of socalization to domesticate homo sapiens.
  16. Knitting...I find it's just the thing to keep the mind and fingers nimble.
  17. Gere? Probably legend. But I totally buy the version with Daniel Tosh and Coco.
  18. What a pussy! Just man up and admit to watching the damned thing. If I can, you can. C'mon all you Judge Judy queens, come out of the closet!
  19. Boston's choke brings this scene from The Godfather to mind: or maybe this one from Star Wars:
  20. UN FUKIN BELIEVABLE EPIC FAIL Forty years from now Boston will still be bitching about Baltimore doubling in the tieing run on the last strike of their last out. Hell of a night of baseball.
  21. MsGuy

    Caption This!

    "Santorum addict falls off the wagon"
  22. ahahahahaha...Damned if I don't have a vague memory of seeing that show or something very similar. It's a small world! Oh, man, you can't leave us hanging on this one, Lurker! I mean, I've got a thousand questions. How did you get get on Judge Judy in the first place? Did he claim you took it out in trade? Did you ace that exit interview after the trial? Take it off, Lurker, take it all off! Bare it, right down to the naked truth! Seriously, if this weren't such a great thread topic, I would never admit in public to have been a fan of Judge Judy way back when.
  23. More than you ever wanted to know about white tea.
  24. Tell him to goggle "mcdonalds boy toys".
  25. Congress In Solemn Debate
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