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MsGuy

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  1. Townsend, did you not notice that the dementors never went after Ron Weasley? Didn't you ever wonder about that? It's a well known fact that gingers have no soul. This is what happens when you try to give a ginger a soul.
  2. I've been big on Game of Thrones ever since the season it went in for whole-hog male on male sex. Kissing, sucking, fucking, lots of butt and lots of dangly parts too. And not just flashes either, lingering, fully lit, center of frame stuff. The scene where the cute blond twink is showing his dick around and asking if anyone can help him with the warts he's gotten is hilarious.
  3. Mustang Ranch in Nevada?
  4. OZ, I bet back in the day, when you and yours were still living in your ancestral Ferret's Hole, Alabama, I bet you were a big fan of TV Wrassling. Fess up, you were glued to the set, weren't you. Are you old enough to remember Gorgeous George? Or maybe Coco Brazil and his patented "Coconut Butt" move? Nobody got back up if he got them square on with a coconut butt.
  5. CNN claims that a review of United records show that the flight in question was not in fact overbooked. Rather they decided after seating the passengers that those stews just had to board that particular plane come what may. Now whether that decision arose from a need to resolve an urgent stew scheduling problem at some downstream connection, a superb blow job by an enterprising stew or sheer cussed arrogance by management, only time and further discovery in court will tell. Please note the above alternatives are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
  6. OK, call me stupid but can someone here explain to me how this problem arose in the first place? I understand about overbooking and why it's done and the buying out of bumped passengers and all that, but doesn't all this get sorted out before folks board the plane? It ain't like United doesn't know how many seats there are and how many people showed up and asked for a boarding passes. How is getting seated passengers off the plane even a thing? My thoughts keep circling back to the three stewardesses who traipsed in late & needed a ride. Did a quickie in some manager's office play it's part in this fuck up? Naw, no way it could be that. Nobody's that stupid. Now if it was a cute steward...
  7. https://youtu.be/5X8219FpVoQ?list=RD5X8219FpVoQ
  8. Sidle up beside him and gently tuck a couple of benjamins under those tight shorts legs. Results may vary. Proceed at your own risk.
  9. In all honesty, I've had flatulence for years so I can't really blame that on Trump.
  10. Well when you say it like that, it does sound like something the Russians might get a giggle out of. Does anyone else here have a really bad case of Trump fatigue.
  11. And the FSB is not so reckless as to have colluded directly with the clown riot that was the Campaign Trump. Not saying that they didn't do Clinton dirty and not saying that Trump didn't cheer them on, not even saying that Trump and his associates don't have all sorts of greed based connections to Mother Russia and Papa Putin going back years and years, just that any career Cheka type would know from the git go & to a moral certainty this whole escapade was gonna blow like a baking soda volcano. Seriously, what half way sane outfit would trust their future to Trump and his inner circle? O.K., besides us, just name one.
  12. And Air India flunkies absolutely indifferent to the welfare of even the Great and Wonderful Oz.
  13. Whoa! Wait! Before yall go getting your panties all soppy wet, please take note that so far this appears to be internet speculation and conjecture. Just saying.
  14. Well, the Democrats didn't support me And neither did some ungrateful Republicans (you know who you are). Besides it was Ryan's plan, not mine. SO MOVING ON...
  15. Cleve Jones the Younger is kind of cute. Thanks, Sucky.
  16. Sunday at 8:00 pm central I'm watching Rick take on Negan and assorted zombies.
  17. AS, when you live in a fact free zone like Trump, You ain't gonna get much sympathy over a bit of fake news.
  18. I'm pretty sure your "nerds" have been hitting the gym. Not very nerd-like behavior IMHO. Did you check out their credentials before you took them home? You can't be too careful these days.
  19. MsGuy

    A Reckoning

    Sounds like someone isn't feeling the season... Ho, ho ho?
  20. So you're saying you can just wander up to any random stop light and 15 minutes later be in your room with a cutie like this guy? Damn, Tomcal, what the fuck kind of pheromones do you give off?
  21. I wouldn't think the Trump demographic wuz much inclined to splash out to see a Black Broadway historical musical comedy in the first place. Maybe if they put it on in blackface and set it to some catchy country tunes...
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