Nay, Brother Lucky, kneel not down to Ricky Gervais nor lay aside your pen of light. Put on the armour of Truth, that ye may stand steadfast against the crafty assaults of wickedness, against power, against the worldly rulers of the darkness of our times.
Stand therefore and your loins girt about with verity, having on the breastplate of righteousness and, above all, take to you the shield of justice, wherewith ye may quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
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With all apologies to Paul and Eph. 6.