MsGuy

God is guiding your hand, Hito! Just keep them until the drawing and ship me the winners FedEx. I knew God would find a way to foil those Buddists.

Damn it Oz, you backstabbing Alabama redneck! And now it's too late for me to get into the prayer list on the church bullentin. Shit and no ticket today on the parking lot. This is all your Buddist BF's doing but I'll think of something!

I think he's Colombian, not Russian. And seems something of a dom type, at least judging by his self-description in his bio. Try 'Kenni' for a cute, slender Russian twink who enjoys flirting and consider 4Aces suggestion of getting registered. You get 120 creds to play with tipping & show up on the model's screen as a white nic rather than a generic gray. Some models ignore grays (they know you can't tip) and some grays (certainly not you, dear lookin) type incredibly obnoxious stuff on the chat screen. Possibly your Columbian has had a bad experience with a persistant Californian and automatically bans you (effective for 24 hours) as soon as he sees that nic prefix on the name list he has (separate from chat, so he knows you're there, even when you're just lurking).

Well, I think it's kinda pretty. Lord knows what he would have said if he'd seen my shoes.

I'm sorry Oz but it doesn't work that way. In a couple of hours, I'll be mosying down to the Walmart parking lot to see if God has my ticket ready for me. I specifically requested a single winner number, so you're shit out of luck. I hope you've held back enough in your IRA so you don't have to break off your early retirement. Keep those prayers coming, guys! Oz may panic and get half of Bankok chanting it up for him to Budda.

Well... In the interest of complete disclosure, KMEM, I haven't actually purchased a ticket. By my calculations, the odds against my buying the winning ticket vs. picking it up off the Walmart parking lot are not appreciably different, so I thought I might just as well save the buck. I trust this fit of honesty won't change anyone's prayer schedule.

We have to unify behind one candidate, lookin. You don't want that blue haired old lady in Rhode Island to win again, do you? More than likely, she has 20 odd grandkids on their knees 24/7.

I see your Rio and go all in with private villas in Prague, Bogata and Bankok. Crank up those prayer beads, boys.

Beiber takes a walk on the wild side. http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/entertainment/Teen-star-Justin-Bieber-sued-after-phone-prank-goes-wrong

If I win, I'll sponsor a $1,000 experience with the rentboy of his choice for each and every active poster on MER. And yes that includes you, so direct your prayers accordingly.

PS What happened to Dorothy? Is this part of your change of life? You probably switched avatars weeks ago and I'm just now noticing.

Hmmmm... Cute young twinks still give you a boner... But crowds, boozed up idiots, smoke choked air and incredibly loud noise no longer do much for you. Sounds like you're settling quite nicely into a mellower phase of your life, Oz. I wouldn't worry too much over it.

Turn up your hot plate, Kjun; then they're a laugh a minute!!

Sometimes it takes a genius to point out the obvious. Lookin, I'm putting you up for one of those MacArthur awards.

It's too dark to see much right now. They should put up some spotlights at night. How else can we see anything? Maybe infrared would work too.

What, it's Oz's birthday again? Is that why I can't access the personal info on his profile or is it the new software? Happy happy happy to you anyway, Oz.

I simply do not want to think about Elton being 65. Then I have to think about me being 64.

I was absolutely convinced this was somebody pranking Santorum & the media until I clicked through and found NBC quoting Santorum campaign officials defending their ad. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if this is something put together by a legit campaign with something to lose, think what those loose cannons in the independant Superpacs will be belching out by September. LOL, anybody want to join me in an "Impeach John Roberts" petition?

I have some English online friends and will bring this petition to their attention. Turing was more than a ground breaking mathematician. His work was critical to the Brits breaking of the German Enigma machine codes, contributing greatly to Allied victory in the North Atlantic anti-submarine war, to the break through by Montgomery at El Alamein in North Africa and to the success of the Normandy invasion and subsequent operations in Europe. I believe Eisenhower once estimated that reading the Enigma codes saved over 100,000 lives of Allied servicemen by giving SHAEF military intelligence detailed dispositions and orders of German land and sea forces. In the early 50's, Brit police and courts hounded him to suicide for being openly homosexual. Among other things he was subjected to chemical castration.

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHH! It took me months to figure out how to link to an avatar; more months to find one that would work on your rinkydink software; & NOW IT'S GONE! Somebody better fix this. You don't want me to have to come over there...

Ahahahahahaha... +1 to Hito.

As I've mentioned before, I HATE CHANGE. That said, the new format does seem easier to read and more attractive to the eye. No doubt I'll like it once I get used to it and be equally opposed to any changes to it in the future.

Ahahahahaha...my thought also, Lookin.

Guys, the dirty little secret is that many CPA's are actually using a similar tax program but charging you by the hour to go through your paper work to enter the data. Did you think they were typing up that neat return all by themselves?

I thought you were into dying for a cause? In any case, why not put off the dying for a while? I would miss you.