So one of my friends is a Fin Domme.
Her regular bodyguard is sick so she asked me if I'd be her bodyguard when she met a new client.
I said "sure" and it was a hoot.
I dressed up in my leather jacket, dark sunglasses and big boots.
Made an effort to pay him down when he showed up, took his photos and made him give me his wife's phone number.
Then she made him take off his jacket and sit in the cold while we drank coffee an she insulted him.
Now she's taking him to the mall where he has to buy her 600 euros of stuff and I'm meeting them after to look at the clothes and the receipts.
Good times.