My top two choices
""show me how you pet that cat, the way the makes me scream she said, the one that makes me purr. and batted my hand with her neck. show me how you do it and I promise you I promise you I won't pee on you! I won't pee on you!""
And
"This cat, is coming like a ghost cat. But that's what comes from too much mousing on the dance floor"