First day bars were open.
Was walking home. A guy stands in front of me with a knife and demands my phone and my wallet.
Drunk me tried to punch him at which point a guy behind me punched me in the back.
The the two of them started kicking me while I was down.
A neighbor heard the noise and came out at which point the two guys grabbed my phone - which had all my cards in it - and ran off.
Welcome to life after lockdown.