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They'd show up on somebody's meter, no? Maybe a hotel's or a farm's or a restaurant's? Unless, of course, they land in one of the areas in California that don't even have water meters. Like Bakersfield, Merced, and parts of Governor Brown's own Sacramento. In a recent and surprising step backwards, a California appeals court just ruled that tiered water pricing violates the state constitution. Most water districts and the Governor have vowed to pay the ruling no mind. The area where I live is one of the very few that has slightly above average reservoirs right now, but we're also getting mandatory cutbacks. I've been conserving so long, I doubt there's another twenty percent to cut. They usually exempt us bottom-sippers, but who knows as the Guv is spinning around like a sizzling Sufi.

Good thing he's not a urologist.

They're not mailable either. You must be here to pick up your exploding penis

No issue with all you say, and I can sure understand Netanyahu's being wary of the Palestinians and making sure he covers Israel's security concerns. What gives me the pip is his nibbling away at Palestinian territory for years and years and years, while trying to distract everyone with gum-flapping about everything else under the sun. If he's planning to take over Palestine a settlement at a time, then at least stand up and say so. The Palestinians are starting to say so and, if they can get the ear of the ICC, maybe Netanyahu will come clean and I can go right on back to loving him.

My new low-flush toilet is nice. Once for yellow, for brown I push twice. Though once in a while There appears such a pile That a torrent will barely suffice.

As MsGuy indicates, the meaning of a Jewish state could unfold in a number of ways and it will no doubt take time to iron out the details, should it ever happen. One thing it means though, even if it never happens, is that a two-state agreement with Palestine recedes further and further into the distance, should that ever happen. Netanyahu has gone on record demanding that the Palestinians have to recognize Israel as a Jewish state, whatever that turns out to mean, before he will sit down to discuss any chance of statehood for them. In the meantime, especially given his new coalition government , Israel will most likely continue to expand settlements and lock up territory that the Palestinians had hoped would be theirs. The more time passes, the stronger his hand becomes. No doubt there are a number of visions for a Jewish state but at least one opinion is that one purpose of the Jewish state discussion is to further delay two-state talks.

In case anyone's been wondering why Netanyahu's been so quiet since his Likud party won the March elections and he continued as Prime Minister, it's because he's been working his ass off trying to build a governing coalition, and he's got just a few more hours left to do it. Actually, he was supposed to have it done a couple of weeks ago, but he got an extension from President Rivlin until midnight tonight. He'll probably get it done but, on Monday, Avigdor Lieberman pulled his six Yisrael Beiteinu seats out of the coalition, meaning that Netanyahu will have only sixty-one seats in his coalition, a one-seat majority. Even worse, his coalition will consist of Israel's most right wing parties, including the Jewish Home party, which wants new settlements in occupied Palestinian territories and even annexation of parts of the West Bank, as well as passage of a bill that would declare Israel a Jewish state. Of course, all of this will increase tensions with President Obama and other western leaders, and probably earn Bibi another Republican invite to address Congress. For some years, I've been reading Sheldon Adelson's Israel Hayom, Israel's largest-circulation newspaper (at least since Adelson started giving it away for free), and have often been surprised by the vitriol heaped on President Obama whenever he failed to carry Israel's water. What's even more surprising is that the same vitriol, from the same writers, has been lately heaped on any Israeli politician who similarly opposes the right wing agenda. I guess vitriol is just something that flows through the Israeli right like shit through a goose.

I understand that poor people tend to pollute less than rich people and, so far as I know, His Holiness is not calling for an increase in the number of Koch brothers.

This guy never disappoints. Even when he's talking about industry consolidation, he somehow manages to make it sound fresh.

Of course, it's always nice when someone likes his job so much that he can't think of anything to gripe about. Most folks I've met, though, usually have one or two suggestions for things they'd like to see improved.

Sure, for two hundred bucks I'll put a hot dog in it!

Funny stuff! Thanks. Was curious how it came to be and here's some background. Apparently, the process begins with the President's own speechwriters, in particular a chap from your alma mater named David Litt. President Barack Obama meets with Cody Keenan, right, Director of Speechwriting, and Presidential Speechwriter David Litt in the Oval Office, April 30, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Very nice summary, Suckrates. I missed the interview but now feel I haven't. Thanks.

Try this. If that doesn't work, try this. Or this. Or maybe this.

Once again, I think you've given me credit where none is due. I liked the lines when I read them, and knew nothing about the man who wrote them. Now, freshly informed, I'll stick with him as a parfait example of your many fine qualities. Walpole apparently intended the 'inspired idiot' soubriquet to reflect Goldsmith's exemplary literary work as well as his dissolute lifestyle. I expect your Tales from The Web alone would turn him green with envy. And any residual umbrage you've taken I hope will be returned in a plain brown wrapper as Samuel Johnson wrote Goldsmith's epitaph and called him a man "who left scarcely any style of writing untouched, and touched nothing that he did not adorn. Of all the passions, whether smiles were to move or tears, a powerful yet gentle master. In genius, vivid, versatile, sublime. In style, clear, elevated, elegant." If Oliver Goldsmith were posting here today, I bet I'd have to keep checking avatars to tell you two apart.

And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew That one small head could carry all he knew.

I can take you one at a time, boys!

Sadly, my last foray into Amsterdam's nightlife was back in the days of the now defunct Blue Boy/Why Not? clubs. If you don't get any better tips, here's a list of bars in the gay area. I'd suggest popping in for a pop and asking one of the locals. I've always found the Dutch to be friendly, multilingual, and helpful. Best of luck!

Perhaps a bit more worried than the rest of the world. Yesterday's Gallup poll, Rating World Leaders, gives the nod to the good ol' US of A, as it has for most years of Obama's presidency, with both Clinton and Kerry as Secretaries of State. You'll have to go back to the last year of Bush's presidency to find us scraping bottom in the eyes of the rest of the world. Perhaps you have better info that will show how poorly we're doing but, until you're willing to share it, I'll stick with my own modest optimism.

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Make mine a double.

Well, they're not the only ones. I'll match my snooping paranoia with the best of 'em, but even I don't believe you need to be James Clapper to read somebody's tweets. In fact, he may be one of the few people in the world who know how to escape them. And, once you've read one, what do you do about it? It will probably take our twitchy ol' world some time to figure it all out.

Perhaps you could use it as a headrest.

I think the semtex would move it from the gyro category to the arms category, and then his Second Amendment rights would kick in.

Honestly! I wish she and Bush would each just get a note from their respective PAC's saying that they're the nominees and spare us all the next year of aggravation. Of course, the news media would have to find some other way to fill the bandwidth for the next fifteen months. Perhaps something like - oh, what the hell - news.