You noticed!
...Isn't everything available on Amazon nowadays?
Except, possibly, catamites. Unless they are tagged under some euphemism. Must figure out how to add them to my Recommendations algorithm.
To the point, just about any first line by Burgess is a tour de force...
"What's it going to be then, eh?" There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry.
Ok, 2 lines.
Or the start of Napoleon Symphony where he miraculously transliterates the opening bars of Beethoven's third -- From bivouac to bivouac to bivouac to bivouac and all the way with torches held aloft... or something like that, and so on. (http://www.nytimes.com/books/97/11/30/home/burgess-novel.html)
Hmm...how hallucinatory would it be to make this summer's project a plow-through of all things Burgess?
"...I was cured, all right!"