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And make sure you set up your financial arrangements so SB knows you're worth more alive than dead

That's what I understood. There's much less dairy in the average Asian diet because so many adult Asians are lactose-intolerant. My dairy intake is relatively low by Western standards, which maybe explains why many years ago I was virtually kidnapped by one of the locals in House of Male (Chiang Mai) because he "liked my smell". A long story, which I have no intention of telling here...

Should have leased them...

Not recommended. Drinking is not permitted in the park, according to the BiB who pounced on me on one occasion for possession of a beer can. Fortunately it was empty, I was just looking for a bin to dispose of it.

but first check the smoke detector and sprinkler system, as discussed in another thread 😲.

What's its current name? There used to be disused sign boards inside the bar reading "N. Boys" and "Night Boys". "Was" in the top three together with Eros and Good Boys. Now "is" the most, as it's the only one left 😢.

Nothing in that list is remotely specific to Thailand. These, on the other hand: The palace/temple is closed today but the government is running a special promotion, today only, for just 10 baht this special tuktuk will take you to the Temple of the Lucky Buddha... You can buy these gemstones for a bargain price and sell them for a profit back home. We'll handle packaging and shipping... You want to pay by credit card? No problem. You use it to buy gold at the shop next door, then pay for your gems with the gold.

No, they are probably independent systems. The smoke detector sounds an alarm and maybe calls the fire brigade. The sprinkler heads contain capsules which burst when heated and open a valve to release water. (To protect against accidental flooding, some systems are pressurised with air and only turn on the water when two different sprinklers are triggered.) E&OE; I am not an expert; seek professional advice; etc etc.

and even if there's no view it holds the record for papal density with 5.2 popes per square mile (2.0 popes per square km).

No. It has to be Uzbekistan or Liechtenstein because they are the world's only doubly-landlocked countries 🌴🏖️🌴

If you're lucky the smoke detectors may have a "test" button. If you're even luckier the sprinklers may be connected to a water supply.

... in a language you can neither speak nor read?

... or one in Liechtenstein? 🌴🏖️🌴

Not quite true: https://shamelessmacktwo.travel.blog/2024/06/28/map-of-silom-surawong-area-june-2024/

If their spelling is as good as that "AI"-generated image, I think I'd look elsewhere for help with my documentation 😕