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The best place for coffee is in the kitchen with someone special on a hot afternoon.

That man in the middle, as I was made to believe, is from Myanmar.

Good news. The baht will be cheaper during a political crisis.

Black underwear is the new trend.

A genuine looking certificate (whatever) could be had on the Internet for very much less minus the tuition fees, college registration, and having to attend classes and sit for exams over a period of time.

You're right. I got distracted by his nipple!

It appears that the lad's motto is 'Living Life'. I like that, and his healthy looking body. Is there by any chance that he's Khmer?

Two nights ago I sat with #20(the shortest lad that evening), who didn't manage to have an erection both on and off stage. After a while he gestured in the direction of #35. So I went to the stage and the heavily tattooed lowered his underwear and he turned out to be the maple leaf guy! If you guys are familiar with the prepuce (foreskin) , his was apparently a long and constricted one that needed three incisions to relieve and expose the glans penise, in order to reduce discomfort during coitus and for reasons of hygiene. I guess he had opted out of circumcision for sentimental reasons and for keeping his body intact. I would not describe it as maple leaf, but rather a long flower bud with three longish petals. I'm planning to make a closer inspection and to carry out a few scientific tests on this curious specimen on my next visit. I can't remember the drink prices on previous visits, but the present 200b for both customers and boys for any type on the menu is convenient for me. Alas I didn't get to see any big cock out of the dozen of lads struggling to get an erection or let alone maintain one. Those bigger ones we see in show bars never fail to have a cock ring at the base of the penise. The 20b tip for a quick look and see and maybe feel is the expected norm from a casual observation of a lad seated with a falang dishing out a green note to a fellow boy at his bidding. There was a lively cute waiter with braces on his teeth who was fun to be with...

I hope your curiosity is not going to kill the cat. King Castle is probably one of the pioneers of the agogo scene in Patpong, catering to the needs of male punters in search of the enigmatic G spot in women. I like the vibrancy of the bars and the gyrating ladies on 6-inch stilettos. Drinks are priced at less than 200b, and buying one for the ladies will set you back by 20b extra. There is always a continuous stream of punters coming and going. Try it out for a change of experiences. You might even like it.

I find the banner at the top showing live models can be a bit embarrassing when all of a sudden a naked derrière in a suggestive pose appears to anyone near you glancing at your screen.

Dec 29th 2018 After my customary mexicana beef pizza at Madrid's in Soi Patpong 1, and a courtesy stop at King Castle 1 agogo bar, I headed to Moonlight, and was slightly taken aback by the 450b first drink price, you would never expect what awaited me. In September it was Tam seated behind the guy collecting money and issuing drink coupons. We exchanged smiles and that was about it. This time it was another model. I'm just wondering if the models take turns to be outside to attract and welcome customers. This time it was none other than Vinapu's muse, the sweet smiling and outwardly friendly model, Nicky. His gesture was like he was meeting with a kind former customer, although we have never met before. He extended his hand and I shook it, and remarked about it being cold, and asked whether he already had dinner. And then he led me through the entrance, following the waiter. The place was almost full and I was assigned to the last row with the middle pillar slightly blocking the view of the stage. Mai pen rai. He sat himself beside me, and since the show had already started and the music too loud to hear the spoken words, I gestured to him that I would rather watch the show than starting a conversation. After about ten minutes seven models appeared on stage, including an vastly improved Mr Tam, with beautiful muscles very much admired by Mr Vinapu. The répertoire of the show basically was similar to the one I saw in September, but between Christmas and new year prices were higher by 50, 100, 150 baht. Nicky did the shower scene alone, very sensuous even without taking off his white skimpy trunk. I could easily forgive him for acting coy. Counting numbers, I saw only seven models and thirteen floor boys. I did not see the big Maori like rugby player with defined muscles. To the left and right and all the way to the stage were groups of Chinese and Asians with less than a dozen of falang. The place was crowded but not full. A sign on the pillar indicated second drinks at 300b. Saw some cocks, but I've seen enough over the years. Same same. And after the show ended, and people were slowly leaving their seats, guess what happened next? The same sweet Nicky came to me and asked me what I was going to do later. When I replied that I was going to sleep, he grabbed my arm and cheekily suggested that I slept with him. When I explained that I had just arrived and was not up to anything but a good rest, he appeared somewhat perplexed. I was quite confused myself. Taken that most of the Chinese came with a friend or two, and his limited skills in the Chinese language, he probably thought that approaching a non Chinese would be easier for him unless someone had a particular interest in him. Even the papasan Paul didn't try to sell Nicky to me although he was pointing out to the floor boys on stage. Is Nicky slowly losing his popularity? I saw quite a lot of red notes given to a few of the floor boys by customers in the front row and that was that. Nicky looked confused when I didn't respond positively to the suggestion of sleeping with him, just like the confusion on your dog's face when it didn't understand your signal. I agree with Vinapu that Nicky is a friendly and sweet man, but unfortunately I didn't have his energy and determination continue into the night after an exhaustive long day , let alone three mutually benefitting encounters, one after another. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS.

There are interesting stuff too at Sawatdee forum. Don't have to suffer at all.

Merry Christmas From the three wise men bearing gifts.

Vinapu - more enthusiastic or more virile?

Location of Niceboys - top arrow, Soi 17 Location of Eros - bottom arrow , Soi 18 entrance Simplified Google map.

I wouldn't mind it so much if it was a fresh sweat of juventud!

Which variety of maple leaf?

Well said Terry4. I'm in total agreement.

There is a certain etiquette, just like when taking afternoon tea, to follow when using silicone. 1. Do not rush. Squeeze gently the bottom of the tube (like you would a toothpaste tube ) to prevent spillage. Replace the cap securely. 2. Take your time and place it evenly where it belongs. Use sparingly as it is already fluid. 3. Place à large towel on the bed to trap excess liquid, and which will be useful for the apres cleaning up. 4. Use the towel to dab excess from parts of the private parts. A wiping action is considered uncouth. 5. Place the unused tube in a secure toiletry bag after the act is done. Clean or dispose the paraphernalia used during the act appropriately.

I'm in agreement with Vinapu in most instances. It baffles me when someone has to have the last word. Surely the Thai go-go bars are set up not for the sole patronage of American big tippers.

Silicone lube, being synthetic, has better lubricating properties in preventing poor fitting condoms from snagging, so that the ride is smoother. I suspect that the Japanese porn industry uses it a lot, sometimes in copious amount and also while barebacking.

I like the tattoo on Max's underbelly. Hopefully it's not a false one.

It's about time to taste the porridge after stirring it for so long.

I was the only customer last night at 23:30 sipping my 150b apple juice in front of seven small and skinny twinks in red underwear and closed shoes. That was my only contribution to the bar before I left for the show at Dreamboys two doors away.

Last night I watched the last show? Started at 23:44,and not as stipulated at 23:30,which lasted for less than thirty minutes. The theme of the show was basically 'big cock' with performers brought, and not from among the lads in the bar. Big cocks no doubt but with the help of rings at the base of the penises. I'm not sure if they can maintain the erection without any help from the devices. The most impressive part of show was the lifting(by suspension) of three full plastic containers(approx 3 litres each) with fluid by the sheer strength of the base of the penises. One guy managed to do it! Apart from that there was a bathtub scene, some choreographed dances, and parade in front of six customers who were not generous at all with their tips. The in-house lads(about a dozen of them), were mostly medium sized with some muscles and no outright twink. My apple juice was 220b, and other drinks not too expensive. I got the impression that the owner or part-shareholder was there taking personally the cashier role, and some other older men looking anxious to see that the business ran smoothly. I hope they see better numbers on other nights.