Most of these young men and those getting older are living on 'Hope' of snaring a foreigner to take care of their future. What a wishful thinking. For most of them, hope is eternal.
Your personal trainer will be the right person to go for advice on matters related to the gluteus maximus muscles, failing which, your cosmetic surgeon will only be too happy to help.
Just carry on with your private shows behind closed doors.
Hornet green beacons are all lit up to signal their state of readiness. Life goes on in cyberspace.