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"given that it was a Saturday night " Sorry. I've just been told it was a Friday night. That's what happens when you are not working; you lose track of the days!

Yes, it probably is the most expensive bar in Thailand. Then I started to wonder how Dreamboys prices compare with similar bars in other countries and that was when I realised there are no similar bars to my knowledge. That's what you are paying for.

I arrived at Suwanaphumi around 11:30 am. Along the way to Immigration I managed to get past a number of Chinese tour groups but when I reached the entry my heart sank. There were at least 6 more groups ahead of me. Damn! I'll never get out of here. My spirits were lifted - actually, they positively soared - when I saw a sign stating that Immigration now has a "vision." Thank god for that. Their "vision" will save the day! But they appear to have developed cataracts. If they really had a vision they'd be dispatching immigration officers up to Chinese airports to process the tourists before they arrive. Either that, or create a dedicated immigration area for them. But TIT so this just continue on as per usual. They also have a new mission statement, represented by the letters S.M.A.R.T. Each letter stands for something but the writing was too small to be read by anyone without a telescope. That may have been deliberate, because if we could read it, they would have to actually carry out the mission. Best keep it hidden. It took over an hour to get through. Only half the booths were manned. But luckily, many of the tour group members seemed disorganised and were standing aside filling in their immigration forms, thus allowing others to get past them. Against my better judgement I decided to take a taxi into town instead of the train - I figured at 1pm there shouldn't be a lot of traffic. At first the wasn't, and the driver was able to slam it into first gear and put his foot down. But once out of the taxi zone we ran straight into a massive traffic jam. It took over an hour to reach Silom. My guy was patiently waiting for me at the hotel and we want straight up to the room after check-in and got down to business. He wasn't in town during my last visit so it's been 6 months since we last met. We had a lot of lost time to make up and he put in a remarkable performance. He was perhaps spurred on by the fact that as soon as he entered the room I gave him a bottle of his favourite eau de toilette. After we'd finished and showered he gave me a nice squirt - the second for the day! LOL Tonight I went to the show at Moonlight, which has opened in the old Jupiter Bar off Suriwong. After buying a 400 baht drink ticket at the entrance I was ushered to my seat. The bar was quite full, but not with Chinese women as I had expected, but with Asian men. I arrived as the first show was in full swing. Six muscle guys were showing off their bodies but to be honest, only two look as though they'd seen the inside is a gym. Nothing to see here. The next act consisted of about 20 guys "dancing.". Now these guys are all 100% straight - no fems here - and we know straight guys can't dance to save themselves. They were uncoordinated, awkward and self-conscious but it was really very entertaining. You don't need cock to be entertained. (I can't believe I just wrote that!) They were all having a great time on stage together, laughing and joking their way through the dance sequence, and that's what made it so refreshing and entertaining. This was followed by a guy from China who appeared on stage in high heels and bondage gear. He was a pole dancer, and a very skilled one at that. But he was rather unattractive and the heavy make-up couldn't hide a face pock-marked by acne. Most unfortunate. Still no cock. But never fear, we now had a stripper on stage. And right at the end we got a glimpse of his large appendage. The last act was the big cock show. After the show only 5 guys came back on stage; I'm guessing all those others just do the show. Although they are my type, I didn't find them in any way attractive. In fact, I only saw one guy I'd describe as handsome and he was sitting with a customer. The boys were ill-fitting red shorts which do them no favours. At one stage I turned around to find that the customers who had been sitting behind me had all left - I was one of 5 still in the bar, so with that I got up and left. I like the layout of the bar; it's quite small and compared to the Soi Twilight bars, I found it very intimate. But I don't think I'll be back. I walked past Soi Twilight to and from Moonlight, and given that it was a Saturday night, the crowd was very disappointing. For the first time I could stand at the head of the soi and get a clear view of Classic Boys.

The wealth of any country can be found in its people, not buried in the ground. If the Thais were more ambitious, refused to acceot corruption and did not just live for today, there could be an improvement. My judgement of the Thais is made from my own perspective and from interacting with a narrow slice of Thai society, so I could be totally wrong. But that's the general impression I get of Thais and Cambodians.

I think it's a bit much expecting a"proper" massage in an "improper" establishment which has been set up to offer gay sex. Best to go a place dedicated to giving real massages.

God help Thailand!

Everything is probably open to discussion. When I had them lining up begging me to chuck-wow them, there was no pressure to buy them all a drink, as you are expected to do. I think 400 baht is ok, especially if you want the boy to cum and be out of action for a while. I'm sad to hear that Chet -the cock on legs - has left. He was such a sweet guy - so friendly and polite.

Is Gayromeo also active in Bali, or has that gone by the wayside in favour of other hook-up apps?

My regular off from Adams Apple in Chiang Mai a number of years ago did a hula hoop show. He appeared on stage totally naked and with a massive hard-on. What dies the guy in Jupiter actually do?

My trip reports serve as my notes. I regularly consult the recent ones before I head off on a trip. One night I was sitting in Adams Apple in Chiang Mai, wondering whether or not to off a guy. I remember offing him on a previous trip and thought he was a good performer. But just to be sure, I dashed across the road to my hotel and read a trip report I'd written on Chiang Mai. And there he was! I'd written a glowing account of him. Needless to say, I rushed back to the bar and immediately offed him. And I offed him most nights during my holiday.

Nobody has ever checked any of my bags - neither at the Skytrain station, nor on entering a building such as Siam Paragon. They are all too busy on their phones!

OMG! He's perfect!!!!

Having a regular guy works well for him, too. He knows he has a steady income for the period of my holiday and can plan his budget accordingly. It's a win-win situation.

It depends on the traffic situation. Saturday afternoon, I think I'd take the train. Even with luggage it's no problem as they have elevators on the platforms. There's nothing worse than getting caught in a traffic jam in Bangkok.

The thrill of the chase quickly loses its shine when you discover your catch is a dud, or doesn't live up to your expectations. I'm on holiday for a set number of days so I don't have time to deal with non-performers. I want perfect sex every day. I have 3 regular guys back home here who I can call on at any time. There are lots of other fish in the sea of course, but many of them turn out to be sharks. A regular has to be more than just good in bed and have the type of body I'm after. That alone would not qualify anyone to be a regular for me. Personality is the most important. The rest is a bonus.

I'm now looking forward to my upcoming trip at the end of the month. I can't wait to see my regular guy in Bangkok - he was back home in January so I never got to experience sex to the level he provides, day after day. I offed his friends instead and although I had a great time, it wasn't the same. The rapport just wasn't there between us. I'm then heading over to Myanmar - just Yangon- so I miss Songkran. Then on the 13 April I fly to Seoul in order to miss Songkran in Myanmar. I'm hoping I can find something to report on, although I have a feeling sex may be on hold while I'm out of Thailand. Then to Pattaya for a few days before heading back home - unless somewhere else springs to mind.

I've had a regular in Pattaya for many years. He's the only guy I have sex with during the entire time I'm there. (Before him, I had another guy for many years but he decided to leave the scene.) A couple of times he's been back home while I was on holiday and I had to find someone else. It was a bit of a pain but luckily I was able to find someone very quickly. And I tended to see them every day. When my regular was back on the scene, they knew I wouldn't be offing then again. But we did sit together every night in Eros and I'd buy him drinks and tip him. I then left with my regular. In Bangkok I've also got a regular who I've known for years. We have sex every afternoon for my entire stay. During the evening i call on a couple of other favourites and if they are not working I normally head over to Screwboys and find someone. It's so convenient having a regular guy to entertain me. No more running from bar to bar, always worried whether or not I'd find someone suitable. And having to buy a drink in every bar. And worrying about whether or not the guy would perform. And, of course, we get to know each other very well over the years and become very comfortable in each other's company. And when it comes to sex, they know exactly what I like and exactly what to do. There are no surprises for either of us. Except when my Bangkok boy comes up with yet another sex position! I'll never butterfly again.

It's capitalism at its best. Power to the old German! I'd be running the bar in exactly the same way.

Did you also let gaybutton know how you feel? That gays are unable to walk and chew gum at the same time?

Exactly! I was a confirmed top all my life, up until a few years ago when I decided I'd give bottoming a try. It wasn't easy at all, but I was finally able to do it. Now, it doesn't matter if my partner is top or bottom, as I can do both and just go with the flow. And if I'm lucky, I'll find a guy who is versatile and I can top and bottom in one session. Two for the price of one! So easy. And no more stressing out about what he will do in the room. My only regret is that I didn't learn to bottom earlier.

Is Dolce Vita still open?

The Chinese have kept soi twilight alive when they visit after a day of sightseeing and shopping. I doubt they'd all head off to Pattaya just for the gay bars, unless they were pure sex tourists.

The problem is that in gay businesses in Thailand, very little is "logical!"

I'd take a torch, just in case!

The best thing about places like Pattaya is that I can leave whenever I want. I've seen so many examples of retirees for whom the dream has turned into a nightmare. No, thanks!