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Just used it again tonight, I was contemplating between 4 guys, but after the test, there was a clear winner....Otherwise I would've been thinking, wtf this guy doing working at a massage shop, during the entire massage 🙄

Put him in the "uninformed/gullible" group, youtube's algorithms are feeding him......

I wasn't in the area

Next you'll be yelling "Get Off My Lawn" Where did you come up with this brainstorm.....maybe it's you that's out of touch? When you opening your bar?

As a vampire, I recommend everything after sundown....

He's new, not in the union yet... No, across the street, up the alley and turn left, 1st shop down. The place you showed has tourists prices, but is good, service is usually bitchy.....doesn't open until 5pm.

Barely remember anything..... Woke up late, 8pm....thought about not going out, but knew I'd be awake all night on Grindr so I headed to Jomtien Complex. Saw Gayinpattaya, lost a lot of weight and got a mans haircut, so doesn't look like a lesbian anymore 😝 Walked around, looked very busy for a Mon night....sat and drank at Cocka2 bar, Rob, the owner from Australia is such a nice guy. There's always a big table out front with Farangs from all over coming and going, always a good vibe. Closed at 2am because word was police would be checking in. Some guys were sitting outside a bar across the way and I stopped to talk with them, I liked a small guy from Laos and someone mentioned he had a big dick, not that I needed to know that, but helped with my decision to take him to my room. Both of us drunk and horny, he gave a nice massage then we fucked for nearly 1.5 hours and yes, big dick and stayed hard the whole time. We went to sleep about 6am and woke up at noon, went to lunch nearby here, if you like Thai food, there is this little hole in the wall place you'd never find unless you're looking for it. I had Pad Kaprow pork with 2 fried eggs, he had seafood tom yum, 2cokes and bill was 190 baht....is maybe my favorite Thai restaurant at the moment, found it when I was here in Sept. It's not even listed on Google Maps.....was part of the reason I stayed in Boystown area instead of Jomtien.... https://maps.app.goo.gl/dpS7ynM9XrnwibPh9 It's the place with the green awning, I think they're closed on Monday.

Not going to happen, but in case you missed it, you're a step away from being booted from the site.....or did you not think that was about you 🙄

You know when you are watching/reading a documentary about a dictator and you wonder why someone didn't do something about them before it was too late....we're at that point now. And you have people like Emmet just blindly following him and allowing it to happen. They talk about Biden destroying the country, but can't say how, because it's the best economy ever according to all the numbers, but they like to "scare" people with immigrants coming, saying they are all killers and drug dealers when they mostly want to clean hotel rooms, hospitality work, construction work, manual labor...you know all the things we have a shortage of in the country? The reason Trump didn't have this was because of Covid, and we know how fucking great everything was with the screaming Yam in charge during Covid....he's part of the reason it turned into a worldwide pandemic. Obama dealt with Ebola, Zika, H1N1 (swine flu) & SARS.....but you see the difference when you have a real leader in the White House being Proactive and organized with all the worlds health leaders, the outcome was very different than the Orangeman acting like a child and closing his eyes thinking it would go away on its own, like he did with syphillis. Remember Obama even left a pandemic "playbook"....yet, let's put this moron back in office so he can do Putin's work, dismantle NATO so he can take over Ukraine, China can have Taiwan and well, the US will be Trumps. Seth McFarland recently said on an interview if he is voting for Biden, he said when he votes he votes for the TEAM that each president will hire, attributing the president to being like a director and his staff/cabinet being like the Cinematographer, sound people, lighting people, etc....as a director he takes advice from his experts 95% of the times, same as a president should do......If Trump wins again, he will hire all YES men then won't disagree with him, like dictators do. So he said voting for Trump will be voting for a TEAM that will do whatever the President wants, which is dangerously like being a dictator. When Trump was asked if he's be a dictator....he never said NO, keep that in mind, he does everything in the open , thinking that makes it legal.

He only likes data that agrees with his narrative....notice he never once has answered anything I asked him.....except once, where he mentioned he was a school teacher, and people complain about the education system, I can see why if there are more "teachers" like him, wtf?

I turn them into erotic calls, the females usually hang up right away, the guys start with name calling and I tell them that makes me hornier....if they are obvious from the Filipines, I ask them if they have a big cock and do I get ES (extra services) after the call, if they are indian I ask how hairy is their ass/cock and have they already had sex with their uncle or cousin first......... some stick right on script and keep talking about whatever they called for no matter what I say, lol

I didn't ask, but maybe not...I asked him a few questions in Thai and he didn't answer, like he didn't understand.......but you may be right. Mamasan and another Thai customer were confused but said it's better that I found out now and not in the room that he was a flake.

There's whole reels of his gaffs....My favorite is when he was talking to Tim Apple, yet denies ever saying that...it's on fucking video. He's such a child.

I'm ready to go to sleep, so I better write this while I still remember what I did today, wasn't much, but details can get lost during sleep. Woke up about noon today, early for me. Ordered Thai food from a little hole in the wall, near Ambiance on Grab. $2usd delivered and I'd put the food against ANY thai restaurant I've been to. Went to Jomtien beach about 3pm, with the sole reason to get a manicure/pedicure.....a mamasan that used to work at Cupidol does amazing work and I get my change when I pay. Then she recommended a massage guy for a foor/leg massage...300 baht for 1 hr, he was decent and a good conversationalist. After the beach I headed to Sansuk sauna, was Sunday about 530pm and was quite busy. This is only my 2nd time there, my 1st time wasn't busy, however was mostly Asian guys, had fun. Last night, almost all foreigners, blah.....I did hook up with a Canadian Chinese guy, with a tiny dick....I knew how this was going to end....was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. He couldn't stay hard, I didn't feel a thing, we both made excuses, I told him I lived in Brasil, he didn't get it, lmao. Headed to Nice Boys after there, with not that much cash. I had more in my room, but don't like going out with too much, in case it gets lost. The drunk guy that's usually obnoxious about asking to buy him drinks was either on the wagon or it was too early, but he's just as obnoxious sober. There were 3 guys I was interested in and could have gone with just about any of them, was interesting. One 20 yr old short guy, was def my type. He sat with a Japanese customer, they messed around a little and then customer left, without giving a tip, I was told 🙄 The lady mamasan advised against trying to go with him, she said he was new and too shy..... but did I listen, no!!! Since I was short on cash, they said I could pay the boy his off and his fee all at once, when I got to my hotel.....we never made it that far. Once we lft the bar, the kid wanted to take a moto taxi to Ambiance. I told him it's closeby and we could walk. His face looked like I just asked him to donate a kidney, lol He REFUSED to walk....good thing I hadn't paid the off yet. I went back in and explained what happened, none of the other boys could believe it and a few said "I'll walk with you". I was annoyed by this point, so I walked to my hotel for more cash. Went to Dreamboys to talk to a few people outside, they are always so friendly. Nothing was too intersting for me, so I walked by the same massage shop as last night. The more we got into details about where to do it in the shop or my room, seemed to be getting too complicated and I left, telling the guy from last night, we'll talk later. Then I went to the massage place on South Pattaya road, I think it's called Paradise? A couple of guys were outside and I acted like it was my 1st time in a place like that. Massage sample from 2 guys that I was choosing from...then I made my choice. Half way thru the massage, came the "do you want me to suck you?" question. He was super cute, for me, but I only wanted a chuck wow and he agrees. He pulled his pants down, great ass and a child sized penis, oh well....he was impressed with the size of my dick, which isn't saying much coming from him 😁 Finished and paid him 700 baht, which is what we agreed on, even though he asked for 1000, the Canadian Chinese guy was huge compared to him. I'll give him credit though, he followed instructions perfectly. I think I'll become more like @reader, at least if the sex isn't good, you have the chance of something of a massage. I'm sure I left a bunch of crap out, If I remember , I'll write about it, if it's worth it.

There's the fault, I stopped working slowly over a decade ago.....as Bacardi says, "In moderation" 😇

so, compression cock ring socks?

I feel weird with free sex, I'm always asking...you need money for a taxi, want something to eat, etc...lol I prefer paying, then when I'm done, we're done.....with free sex, there is like an obligation to do other things maybe you don't want to do. When I'm with a MB and they tell me to suck their dick, I tell them "I'm paying you" let's do what I want 😝

Not at the compression socks level yet?

I use my forearm and tricep to judge the technique....if they have chairs outside, I'd ask for a sample of a neck massage. You can tell pretty quickly of they have the strength and proper motions to go to the next step....it also gives me a moment to chat and scope out the other workers without being too awkward staring at them from the street, lol

Flew Singapore airlines flight from New York- Singapore, used miles for Business class- was a bucket list item- Longest flight in the world, solid 19hrs. I liked it better than dividing the trip in Tokyo, got way more sleep and then a 1:45 flight from Singapore to BKK instead of a 6-7 hr flight from Narita. Went to VIP immigration section upon arrival, was kind of full, I followed a Thai guy that just snaked his way in between everyone with kids, they were too busy taking care of the kids, that we went unnoticed. My bag was 1st one out and found Mike Taxi right away and off to Pattaya we went. Staying at the Ambiance, booked this a few months ago and got 5 nights in a king superior room for $97 usd....comfortable beds, nice towels and sheets, convenient to everything and the receptionists all know me.... Took awhile to defrost the frozen mini fridge, so lost whatever time gained in BKK, ADD about certain things 🙄 Walked around, stopped by Paradise massage and a few of the guys caught my attention....the one that spoke English, wasn't the best looking, but had something about him that attracted me to him, I asked him for a sample of his massage and it was really good....I told him maybe tomorrow, and went to Dreamboys to see a few guys I know to check on them. With the price quoted at Paradise, all in...seemed like a better deal than the go-go bars, so I asked the guy that since it was almost closing time, if he'd come to my hotel, obviously he said yes, he hadn't had a client in 2 days....( he's not THAT ugly). Did EVERYTHING that I asked, only didn't give me the full hr massage that he promised, so I explained to him that's how to lose repeat business, over stupid shit. He promised to make it up to me if we go again, let's see...I'd go with him again. Grindr is very active...it's 5 am, I'm ready to sleep....tomorrow my plan is Jomtien about 2pm for manicure/massage on the beach then try Sansuk about 5-6pm and maybe another round with the Paradise sauna guy, or someone else from there. Since I'm not very good with trip reports, I'm going to try to report a little every day....see how that goes. Pic is of the Singapore seat made into a bed, other than Gulf Airlines first class....I think this is the best bed for flights to Asia.

But then there are the occurrences of a shoeshine guy, wearing gym shorts, with his huge dick hanging down the leg....I asked if he'd rather do a programma than to shine shoes....he put his shoe shine kit in his backpack and off we went to y hotel room. I'm glad he wasn't with his mom....that would've been awkward 😱

You having sex while the poor neighbor was watching everything through your open curtains....you're not getting off that easy 😆

Imagine him and Riobard talking to each other 😲

I nod and push the plate away, thinking that he was part of the staff, although not dressed for the part, and amazingly the guy grabs a few leaves of my salad and proceeds to eat them! Sounded like you were done with the salad anyway, lol

Clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxvDTl8n-DDEschbSNao_43n1rmB2MlK6k?si=BeMpnVaPvTkdqWIv