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So the last month has been quite productive under the saunas point of view for me, since I managed to go quite everyday, due to a combination of spare time and forum users in town. March is over today for me since in the next days I won't be able to go to the saunas in the 2 main cities of Brazil. So I'd like to tell my 2 cents since maybe I'm gonna be unable (or with no will) to do this. If you're staying in Rio: Tuesdays (free cabin), Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays, the place to go is Club 117. During the remaining days you should go to 202 (which has its free cabin day set for Wednesdays) If you're staying in SP: you wanna visit Lagoa on Fridays, Saturdays, Wednesdays. The other days will be always hit or miss, meaning they can be extremely good or extremely bad (depending on the events planned). Sauna Fragata (SP) and Manhattan (RJ), have not been taken in consideration since they are complete waste of time and money. (Fragata is old and run down, Manhattan is new, uncomfortable and Empty, and since the day it did open, 60 days ago, only had 2 days with more garotos than the fingers you can count on 1 of your hands). About the quality of the guys in particular the new ones. As I already have told, I think that it also depends about how much unlucky you are. Surely I can suggest you to be careful when planning your trips to Brazilian saunas, in order to avoid the month after the Carnaval, and in general to avoid the week just after any major religious holiday. Speaking about the last 3 days in particular, pauleiro has already been quite specific about the good times we've spent in saunas. Many of you know that I have very variable tastes, so I can tell you that it's impossible to find someone who you won't like. Now i am speaking about the guys with who I have been with during these 3 days. Apart from Thiago (the typical Brazilian beauty), in Lagoa i have been with 2 new guys which could easily be top level fashion models watching at their faces and their bodies. As I said I am not counting the new guys I didn't go with, which were present in both RJ and SP. So given this I really hope than @mvan1 will have fun the next time he'll come to Brazil.

No; it was the Democrats and the Yellow- shirts who closed down Bangkok, undoubtedly at the behest of the generals so they could seize power. One of the few good things that came out of the election farce was the demise of the Democrats. When working-class people demonstrated, they were mown-down by the Army; when the bourgeoisie did so, they were indulged

Whoa...

I’m heading to Belgrade Serbia now. I set my planetromeo location there two weeks and and I got a flood of messages. Guys are not all cute but two traits are very noticeable and amazing: all very tall, many 190 cm +; and all very hung, many 20 cm +. They are not shy. Most of them send pics of their impressive tools with the first message. I have saved two dozens of gays’ contacts and I don’t know how many I will managed to meet during my 5 days stay. Will report back. Btw, what are the new rules of posting nude pics here?

Has anyone tried any of these massage places in São Paulo? inhouseagencia.com.br goldtherapy.com.br massagemmasculinasp.net i conducted a search and even though there have been few honourable mentions, no one has really given a review about the place or the boys. Hopefully someone a slight knowledge about any of these places. Anyone going to be in SP around the 17th to the 23rd to hang out. Get a drink or two and guide a novice?!?!

This is posted by Dreamboy Paradiso, sort of a teaser...I wonder who is this??? Looks yummy though...

I will try and def will let you know

I would do the same, hahaha good luck. Well I'm going to bangkok in early May so I'll be the one try first

I don’t think that “whoa” doesn’t mean what you think it means, Blatherer.

Either very clever or very naive? My guess is very clever. e

When I stayed at V-Place Silom, just opposite the Sala Daeng BTS station, my fitness band registered the longest deep sleep experience I ever had. Comfortable Windowless rooms with a direct BTS access.

Yet if you read (without falling to sleep) some of his replies, he speaks down to people and belittles them in his "jestful" manner....thinking he is better than others (a Canadian flaw). And see what you did, you led him off on a multi paragraph rant, nothing to do with Lagoa, yet cries about thread Hijacking..... Riobard, although you look like a professor....no need to act like one on a message board where we mostly talk about hiring sex workers.......

Kevie, there is more than one way to bully. Some — because all they really may have are their words that they like to believe go over your and others’ heads — will show off these words in an attempt to boss the bull around. It’s all he has, really. It’s why when he’s called out for it, he has to go into long diatribes trying to convince others of his omnipotence and worldliness. If he were truly that confident, he would simply let it go — not type extended soliloquys puffing out his proverbial chest.

yes, some even like twinks

he will go with Drim because of his good heart , not his big wallet, don't sell Arm short

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Well I guess mr.arm is waiting for you then lol

Thanks for the great pics

Sometimes I’m right there with Riobard and I feel like he’s being bullied... and then I read his post with all these words that that you need a MA in English to figure out and I kinda understand the bullying lol. I swear I have had to use context clues more in this forum than I did all 5 years I spent in college lol! But either way we should all be kind to each other and all that other Sesame Street/Barney lovey dovey shit. While we might have different ways of describing it we all all here for the same thing!

Well, I've got a BIG & LARGE wallet, lol

More Pelhourinho selections ...

Capoeira ...

Last time I was there only one of the superstars are not available to go out with customers, the rest are. They call them models and will cost you a lot more, even the off fees are much higher. I took one back, look wise is 10 out of 10 but service is so so only.

I thought a very clever ad campaign.

Good timing with the bump on this post! I am desperately looking for somewhere to stay in BKK on 11-14 April and all of the usual haunts are either sold out or on my blacklist D Varee Express Pula Silom is one of the few places that is showing availability (even though its an ever increasing €79+€93+€111 rip off for each subsequent night) Has anyone else stayed there and have any comments (incidentally I can get the Novotel Fenix or Holiday Inn cheaper than above - if anyone has comments on those as alternates) The rooms that I have seen in Red Planet look pretty small to me To Add to readers list: Glitz- no lift, very very low bed which curves downwards and is difficult to get in ad out of. Has safe. No soap or shampoo in the bathroom dispensers. Didn't bring a joiner, but night reception didn't seem like they would care. Great AC. A bit noisy from road Rose - Small rooms, awful AC, joiners ok. No noise.I would never stay again Raya - jewel in the crown of the area, if only they had availability on all my dates! Tarntawan - everyone knows here, but should comment that the AC is brutal. It has 2 modes, OFF or ON ad nothing in between. I would never stay again D Varee Bally Diva - great location next to DJ. Pig ignorant staff. Windows that don't close and allow in mosquitoes. mediocre air. Death trap lift. I would never stay again

Wow, that hit such a nerve that you had to stew over it all night and morning — when you very well could have been enjoying the beach weather and engaging with actual human beings face to face. IF that were actually possible for you to do. I’m sorry you have no real-life friends, Weirdo. Depression is real and there are pills for it. Seek help, because your running away from it with trips for paid sex obviously is not helping.

I believed everything in your post right up until you said you would probably buy him the phone . Fat chance!

I also think that a sexy, teasing number of boys catering to ladies is an effective formula for a good show (just like Jupiter2018) but I believe it should also have hot, explicit part (just like in Moonlight), that would make it a perfect show, that's only my opinion.

A common setup in the DR is to get underage boys and girls to be seen with tourists acting inappropriately or at the bare minimum, suggestively (sitting on laps, hugging, caressing, etc.). Photos are taken from afar, then the supposed parent and a police officer swoop in and threaten to file criminal charges of soliciting a minor unless the tourist pays up to get out of the mess. Whenever anyone that even looks under 21 approaches you in the DR, say loudly to them, “NO!” and use the appropriate hand gestures that are universally recognized as “get away!”, so that witnesses see, if necessary.

I'm a local. Better than Grindr is the Israeli app - atraf. It's in Hebrew, but there's an English version. Most Israeli escorts are notorious for their service attitudes. They live in dingy apartments, demand payment upfront, and then rush you to cumming ASAP. There's one good sauna, and a lesser sex club. No hustlers there, at least not visible/noticeable.

I am an expert on buying mobile phones for guys in Thailand. If you need any advice, let me know. Seriously, if you like him and you have the money, I don't see a big deal. But, I know you may not like to spend money on things like that, but in the end, most of us are very wealthy compared to most Thai guys.

Nope. No hustler bars, escort market is mainly on Grindr. All hotels in Central Tel Aviv are gay friendly. None are gay exclusive/men only.

You can't buy memories like that.

All the above by @Santiagodcis true, I can confirm. One more point: late at night (9:30 or 10pm) you should expect to find only 2 guys left at most. At 10 pm you are likely to be the last client. Not recommended, because of the limited choice, and the tired boys.

Day 9.5-10: Até mais, tchau tchau I get back to the hotel with a feeling of accomplishment. I guess I could just average one sauna visit per trip and it would be fine. I’m good with that. I’ll be back in the country in 3 months anyway so I have time to try this again. And barely before I get situated in the room I get a WhatsApp message. It was Jonas, asking what I was doing and if he could go to my hotel. I thought about it for 5 minutes. Should I troll for dick online or spend more time with hunky Lagoa boy? I asked him what was going to be his rate. He said the same as was in the sauna. So 200 reals. I asked him if he was going to stay overnight. He said yes and he said he can stay till after lunch. I asked if I could have unlimited sex with him. He said no problem. I was sold. I told him I was available, and gave him the address for the hotel: He said he was going to be there at 9:30 PM. Great. One hour to relax before I get bombarded by the famous Brazilian charm again. I calculated that with all the hours I spent in Brazil this trip, I only spent 10.2% of it all alone. And that included about 7 hours of sleep the first night. But then again, why spend any time alone when you can be in the presence of hotness 24/7. At 9:10 PM Jonas tells me he is on his way. At 9:40 PM he tells me he is at the lobby sitting. At 9:43 PM we were back in my room making out. That what the best part about him. The kissing. And there were so many good parts about him for sure. There was no way in hell I’d go for a 4th round right now having just cum my third load today two hours ago. instead, we eat. We go look for a nice restaurant near the hotel. We find the Braugarten Restaurante just 100 meters from the hotel. We order some steaks and beer. Over dinner, he asks me about how I came to learn Portuguese. I told him about my progress, and my goal to be fluent by December 2019. I told him the only reason I can speak Portuguese now is because (a) I was not relying on Google Translate and being forced to talk and (b) I am talking to native speakers. The minute I set foot in California, I knew the Portuguese immersion will be over and I will forget everything I learned. I told him that I learn more about Portuguese from him and Gabriel, two people who didn’t know a lot of English, and not from people like Marcos who were fluent in English and there was less pressure to speak in straight Portguese. We talk about him and his origins. He was a student, just trying to earn money for school through the sauna. He had just about a month working in Lagoa, having worked in the Rio saunas mostly. He said he was from Recife, and would go every once in a while to visit his family. I told him about my “visit every state in Brazil” project, and Pernambuco is a state I have not been to yet. He offered to go with me and to show me around. I asked him if there were garoto saunas in Recife. He said there were a few. I asked if he could go with me and help me fucking the boys. He said that would be fun. I was beginning to like him. So we make plans about me going on a side trip in my December trip to Recife. I pay the bill and it was 145 reals ($41). We go back to the room and cuddle. After a while it was inevitable of course. In the presence of such perfection one cannot help oneself. I fuck him again, he cums again. He tries fucking me but he was simply too big. I cum for the fourth time today. We sleep soundly. We have breakfast in the morning (Mcdonalds, don’t hate me). We make out a few more moments but don’t have sex. I give him his 200. I get him an Uber back to his apartment (20 reals). I pack. I take an Uber to GRU. Another successful trip. Jonas keeps in touch as promised. Not as much as Gabriel but it was still nice. He asks me when will I be in BRazil next. I tell him I plan on doing a Belo Horizonte and Rio trip in September. He tells me he wants to go to Rio to see me. I ask how much. He said he does not need payment, just a trip: Two days later I understand why he was offering a freebie. He wants to send me $1000 to buy some clothes in the USA in the Outlets here. This was an interesting turn of events. I say yes of course. Let’s see if he really does send me the money in August before my trip. That’s all folks. Bonus Topic: The Monger Index Since Jonas was able to do both short sauna sex and a longer overnight stay with sex with me, I thought I’d put this into my “Monger Index.” It’s a metric me and a buddy of mine came up with while super drunk at the Crowne Plaza Bangkok at 3 AM in the morning years ago. He asked me why I get all these prostitutes overseas. With the airfare and hotel rooms, that cost adds up. Wouldn’t it be just cheaper to hire prostitutes back home? I told him he was crazy because (a) the prostitutes are expensive back home and (b) sex is more fun when on vacation anyway. But I disputed his thesis that it is cheaper to hire prostitutes back home. So I came up with an index that measures how much cheaper it is to get hot guys overseas than in the USA, accounting got airfare and lodging costs. Some assumptions: (1) Time Range: The index would not work in measuring one-offs. Of course ONE prostitute would be cheaper in the USA than ONE prostitute in Brazil. A $250 an hour prostitute you hire for one hour to take home to your USA house is cheaper than a $35 sauna boy you get in your cabina at the sauna if you add the $1000 roundtrip airfare one needs to get to the sauna, plus the hotel cost. It will only work if you hire by bulk, and have a longer time range. My assumption for this index example is one week, or 7 days. For example, if you get one guy every day in a week in the USA, that adds up to 7*$250 = $1750. Now we are talking bigger dollars. Have sex in bulk when overseas helps you recoup your cost. (2) Airfare: The index should include the airfare. For my purposes here, I use airfare coming from California, because that's where I live. So for example, a typical off-season RT air ticket to Sao Paulo is $1000. For Bangkok, it’s $550. This is a fixed cost in the index. (3) Hotel: Of course you have to assume you are getting a hotel in the city you are mongering in. I assume my hotels will be typical AirBNB’s, with basic amenities in a decent and nearby neighborhood. Translation: not a dump but not fancy, and Uberable to the sauna and tourist-friendly services. For Sao Paulo I assume of the cost, the AirBNB me and the BF got in Bela Vista last December. It was a decent $50 a night. For 7 nights that adds up to $350. (4) Overnights: I put in the calculation the cost it takes for hiring a guy overnight. For California, a typical overnight with a hot but not “superstar porn star” hot is $1000. For Sao Paulo, Jonas’ example was 200 reals, but I count his initial 200 reals in the sauna as part of the overnight, so 200+200 = 400 reals, or $104. So here are the gross calcs. For 7 days, if I hired a boy for one hour and another boy for overnight every day: California Prostitute: Price for one hour times 7 + Price for an overnight times 7 = $250*7 + $1000*7 = $8750 Sao Paulo Garoto (Jonas): Airfare + 7 nights in AirBNB + Price for a garoto in the sauna times 7 + Price for a garoto overnight times 7 = $1000 + $350 + $52*7 + $104*7 = $2442 The index is calculated as the ratio of the 7-day cost of USA boys, divided by the Sao Paulo boys. 7-day Monger Index for Sao Paulo = $8750/$2442 = 3.58 Issues: (1) I do not count the Uber cost to get to the sauna, or the entrance fee for the sauna, or the cabina price (2) I do not account for food costs. Of course you have to eat whether in the USA or Brazil. This may be a future improvement to be added. (3) The airfare is just from California, maybe it’s more or less where you are. Maybe my assumption of $1000 is too much or too little. This is just what I see anecdotally. So, with that, here are my Monger Indices for some 6 cities I’ve been to, ranked by the best to worst: 1. Pattaya, Thailand: 5.54 2. Bangkok, Thailand: 4.70 3. Mexico City, Mexico: 4.53 4. Bogota, Colombia: 3.77 5. Sao Paulo, Brazil: 3.58 6. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: 3.44 These are solely based on my experience. Your Monger Index may be different. Some observations: (1) Thailand remains the most bang for your buck, because of the presence of cheap decent places to stay in and low cost to fly there from California. (2) Mexico is helped by the fact that it’s so close to California, therefore the airfare is cheap. (3) Brazil on the other hand, is dinged by how expensive the airfares are from California. (4) If I factor in food, Thailand may even get a higher index, and Brazil may get a lower index. (5) Grindr prices were only used in Bogota and Mexico, because I do not have experiences getting anyone there outside of Grindr. So your mileage may vary. (6) Quality of boys is impossible to measure. And it is subjective, so it can’t be put in the index. The index is solely a quantitative metric. For example, twinks may be better in Thailand. Adonises may be better in Brazil. Again, quality is subjective, and can’t be measured meaningfully. Of course, in the end, your mileage may vary, and these indices are only meaningful to me. If you don’t like having sex with Asians, your Monger Index for Thailand is -1000000, for example. -The End-