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Just in the two days of the beta release? Wow. Congratulations. A true trouble-making rogue militant grinch. I'm impressed.

Nice report. This Russian is indeed gorgeous !

You do realize these are all built-in features to forum software? I would venture a guess that the vast majority of members have no experience studying or playing with community software programs. Millions of people own Photoshop (tons of bootleg versions) and have no idea what's available in that program or how to use a majority of the tools. Some people have a unique way of flicking a switchplate and equating that to a come-to-Jesus moment. After all, let there be light.

You do realize these are all built-in features to forum software? It is as simple as clicking a button?

This is a great story. It just made my day. I felt I was there on the trip myself. Looking forward to more of your stories, @numazu1

Thanks for the travelog and photos, its something that makes my morning when I wake up.

really great story, and very well written. not to mention the photos....

Day 1-3: Sao Paulo State of Mind I am condensing the first non-sauna days in this post, because I think most people here prefer the sexy sauna bits anyway. But to others who also like the travel bits, here’s three days’ worth of Sao Paulo state. As the days grew closer to the actual trip, Leo, Alex and I were getting excited. They strongly suggested that we all should go to Sao Vicente, a coastal town by the Atlantic coast, about an hour and a half drive from the city of Sao Paulo. Alex was going to borrow his parent’s car and we would all chip in for an AirBNB for 3 nights. We found a nice two-bedroom just by the beach in the nearby city of Santos. There weren’t any GP saunas in the area (I think), but there were GPs that could be found on Hornet and Grindr (this is Brazil after all). I told my friends that it would be nice to at least have a companion (for sex, talks, whatever else) if Diego decided to flake out on me. So Leo, who is always trying to help, set his fake GPS thing to Sao Vicente and hunted for a few boys for me in case I was solo for the trip. It was important for him to find eye candy as well, because he likes filling his Instagram with pretty things. His findings, ranging from 150 reals for a sex session, to 500 reals per day: Boy 1: Boy 2: Boy 3: We go close to hiring this one, he was 400 reals a day: But the boys weren’t needed. On the day that I would arrive in Sao Paulo, Diego informed me and Leo, through Whatsapp, that he was about to board his Azul flight from Santos Dumont in Rio, to Guarulhos. I was also arriving at Guarulhos, and timed Diego’s flight to arrive the same time as mine did. When I landed I immediately turned my cellphone on, and then a flood of messages on Whatsapp came. Some from Leo and Alex, informing me that they were coming to pick me up, and Diego, sending me photos of his FIRST time on a plane (I didn’t know), all excited, as he made his way from Rio. Diego was already telling me it was the best trip of his life. And he hasn’t even made it to Sao Paulo yet. Immigration was surprisingly quick, as well as baggage arrival. I stepped out onto the arrivals area of Terminal 3 of Guarulhos looking all haggard and gross from the flight from Miami (and the previous flight the night before). Leo and Alex, looking all excited and… Brazilian (as in handsome, trim, and tan) were there waiting. They both greet me in Portuguese, and proceed to ask me how my flight was. It always takes me a day to fully adjust my brain to talking in a different language, since I am usually out of practice, so what came out of my mouth was a horrible garbled version of what my Portuguese usually sounds, and required constant repetition from the boys because what was coming out of my mouth was mostly unintelligible. I was whisked away to the parking garage and had my bags carried by both guys. Alex’s car was a Volkswagen sedan (the Virtus). We drove away and got to Terminal 2, where we saw Diego, looking all handsome in his crisp white shirt, slim jeans, and blond highlights, waiting for us at the curb. He was tanner than I remembered which made his green eyes pop out even more. He sees us and breaks out a million watt smile. I was so glad he came through. I am looking forward to spending more time with him. Our first stop was Leo’s house to have dinner with his mother. Lasagna was what was for dinner, as one would expect from a family with Italian roots. The mother was a fellow whore, and had stories of all the huge penises she has taken in the past. A shower for both Diego and I was next, and Diego wasted no time showing me how much he missed me as well. He had a tan line from where his sunga would be. It was hot. We were told by Leo and Alex to dress up comfortably but fashionably, which meant shorts and a nice t-shirt and shoes I guess. 1. No rest for the wicked: This first night, a Friday night, was really nice out, which for gays here usually meant going to the outdoor bars near Rua Frei Caneca, one of the gay streets in Sao Paulo. Alex parks at a nearby parking lot and then gets all of us cheap beers from a nearby market as we join the throngs of gays sipping beers, talking and flirting with each other. I got my Portuguese to a respectable level enough to not embarrass myself. Though I heard the word “gringo” uttered a few times to describe me: 2. From one gay bar to the next: At 1 AM we quit bar hopping in Sao Paulo, and after a stopover at McDonalds to get sundaes for the road (my treat) we drove straight down to Sao Vicente, the gay beach. The 1.5 hour drive to the beach town was not bad, though we did encounter fog in the last 20 minutes of our drive. We arrived at 2:45 AM, and apparently there was still a lot of gay socializing to be had. Alex stopped at a sandwich shop called Quiosque Ponto G, which is a pretty chill gay hotspot in Sao Vicente, and at this hour in the morning, it was still hopping with gays. https://www.facebook.com/quiosquepontoglsaovicente/ 3. Russian Dressing: Probably the main attraction of Quiosque Ponto G was not the gay clientele or the food or the drinks, it was this waiter: He got us our drink orders and seemed pretty shy and didn’t talk much. Leo was in love of course, and after the waiter left to get our drinks, was raving about how blue the waiter's eyes were. When the waiter comes back with our drinks, Leo was hell bent on talking to him to see what the waiter’s deal was. Leo was trying to flirt with the guy, but 10 seconds into their conversation everyone was wondering where the guy was from, because it was clear, from the long pauses he takes before answering our questions, that Portuguese wasn't his first language. People in our table (and everyone else within earshot) were speculating where he came from. The consensus of the people so far was that he was Venezualan. I asked the guy for him name. “Dmitri,” the guy answers, with the D sounding like how you say it in Portuguese. “Russo!” I shout out. “Voce e Russo!” He smiles and goes back to the counter to serve more drinks. Of course the guy was Russian. Those blue eyes, that blonde hair, impossibly smooth skin. Large powerful legs and blonde hair peppering his arms and legs. I wonder if he was a garoto de programa as well. We speculated about it all night. To this day, I wonder about it. I didn’t get a photo of him but got these from the FB page of Quiosque Ponto G. Photos don’t do him justice. He was just freakin' gorgeous. 4. Beaches with Bitches: We got home at 5 AM and slept till noon. Enough time to check out the beaches. First day went back to Sao Vicente to hang out at Ponto G (as in gay), and just stayed there basking in the sun and drank all day: Next day we ventured out all the way to Guaruja, which meant getting on a ferry with our car and crossing the water: Guaruja was a more well-off part of this area. Leo told me a lot about his childhood spent here with his family and this beach. Caipirinhas and finger food for lunch: For dinner and breakfast, everyone pitched in, and we cooked meals at the AirBNB. We did need a lot of food, since we had to feed all four of us plus all of our tricks: This eerily reminds me of a family outing. Maybe this is my family now. 5. Gays gays gays. Sao Vicente was widely known as the gay part of the area, and Santos, where our AirBNB was, was only 5 minutes away. It was 175 reals a night for a 2 bedroom with a spacious common area, and Leo, Alex and I split the three nights, so it was fair. Also Grindr predictably blew up, and it was full of free boys: And I never really knew how horny Brazilians are before I decided to spend a long weekend with a house full of them. Leo seemed to have a revolving door of tricks from Hornet. If he couldn’t do it in his and Alex’s bedroom, he would just do it in the living room. He didn’t care who saw. Which was fine by me. #pervert Alex, on the other hand, stuck to one boy he met on Day 2. But the pairing slightly crossed the line from what I was comfortable with. The age of consent in Brazil is what, 18? That’s what Leo and Diego told me. The boy Alex met may have been younger than that. The boy may have stayed over at our AirBNB. The boy and Alex may have bickered like an old married couple. It was a running joke the whole weekend. Leo and Diego teased Alex mercilessly about his choice, and that he may go to prison because the boy may be underage. Alex didn’t care. He may have been in love. At this point I could not say anything bad to Alex. I just played along. I wouldn’t be arrested because of this right? I wasn’t doing anything wrong? I really didn’t know the boy’s real age. He did seem a bit young. Oh well, moving on, before I get in trouble. 6. Speaking of old married couples, Diego and I were bonding pretty well. We took ownership of the bedroom that had the queen bed and adjoining bathroom, and made good use of the privacy this provided, in between bar visits and beach lounging. While I could have probably gotten some free tail from Grindr (just because the place was crawling with gays this weekend), I did not want to waste my time looking on my phone while on vacation. I was glad I had my guy there already, and all I had to do was relax and be with me, instead of being distracted about getting the next trip, which Leo was at times. And what I appreciated most about Diego is that he learned to speak Portuguese slower than he usually does, to help with my nascent Portuguese skills and American ears. Actually, Leo and Alex also got to enunciating their words and slowing down their speech cadence for me. At one point, all three got used to slow talking Portuguese that they started talking like this to other Brazilians. Hilarity ensues. On Monday morning at 2 AM, we needed to head back to the city of Sao Paulo. Leo and Alex both had work on Monday, so we all had to end our beach adventures. I offered to drive while Leo and Alex slept in the back. Diego kept me company on the passenger’s seat, not sleeping, but talking to me and singing along to the Spotify playlist I had on in the car, to keep me awake. When we got to the city, it was raining cats and dogs, but I got all of us safely to Alex’s condo building in Tatuape. We all took our luggage and situated ourselves at Alex’s place. Alex laid out a queen-size matress in the living room where he and Leo would sleep. He offered up his bedroom for me and Diego to sleep in. I told him we could just sleep on the mattress but Alex insisted since I was his guest. He gave me a set of keys to the apartment and told me help myself to anything in the house. Diego took a shower, asked me if I wanted sex (tomorrow, I tell him), went to bed and was out like a light. Alex was out too on the mattress. Leo and I stayed up talking till 5 AM. Then, Leo took a shower and then called an Uber to go to his work at a studio somewhere west of Paulista. No sleep for him. I take my own shower, and then snuggled next to Diego. Diego turns around to face me and spoons. He was big spoon. “To frio,” he says, saying that he was cold from the rain still going on outside. This was nice. Next, Diego and Leo, with me at Sauna Lagoa.

My husband and I decided to take a quick jaunt over to Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. We had found a VERY TRUSTWORTHY taxi driver who has a nice clean van and only charges $30RD for a trip from the airport to the hotel. The driver has a very large clean van and he speaks fluent English. He's also available as a guide and his prices are very reasonable. His name is Jesus. On facebook, he's under the name jesus minervino, and his phone number is 1 809 432 0999. Hes a very trustworthy guy. Tell him his American Brother referred you to him. Now lets get to the what made Santo Domingo so SMOKING HOT THIS WEEKEND and you all know that could only be one thing, HOT SEX!!!!!! When planning this trip to Santo Domingo, I wanted to go to a plan called juan bin bin, but met a big muscular tour guide in the Colonial Zone by the name, Manny. Manny gave us a tour, we ate and while we were eating he mentioned that he could get us the best girls in the Dominican Republic. Of course, my husband and I were like, "no we arent interested in the girl." He replied, "I have the most beautiful boys here also." He pulled out his phone and showed us pictures of the most beautiful boys you ever wanted to lay eyes on. These guys were beautiful, has nice tight asses and were hung like mules. I will post the g-rated pictures on this thread, but im not sure if i can post the videos i made with the guys here or if i can post the link to myvister or xtube on this thread. The hot videos i made this weekend have already been uploaded to myvidster and xtube. If you'd like to see what some of these guys are working with, send me a private message or if its appropriate to copy and paste the link here, I can do that also. With all the guys we paid $1500 - $2000RD which is $30-$40 US dollars and quite cheap if you compare that to the prices the escorts charge here in the states, but offer poor services and bad attitudes. These guys were affectionate, passionate, young and did amazing things with their bodies and body parts. One guy started to cum, paused for a second and started again to drip the heaviest loads on leche on my back (photo of this on xtube and my vidster accounts). I love Brazil as I know many of you here do, but if you have a three day weekend and want to have HOT SEX with some legally, young hung, attentive, passionate guys, then head down to santo domingo and get in contact with manny. his whatsapp contact info is 1 809 353 9262. you can also find him on instagram at: Manny_37_37 Tell him his american brother gave you his information. This guy has all the sexy guys at his beckoning call. We arrived in Santo Domingo Friday at 3 p.m. and by the time we left sunday morning, we had the biggest smiles on our face because not only did we have some of the sexiest men in that country, but we also have video and still pictures that will last us a lifetime. On Sunday morning we had a 3 p.m. flight. after we ate breakfast, i told my husband that i wanted one more guy before we headed to the airport. i texted manny and he had a young mule over there to pound me out before i left for the airport. For some reason the pictures that I took over the weekend cant be uploaded. I will try to upload from my phone in a little while. i also have links to the videos of the guys and myself at play posted on my myvidster and xtube page. my screen name on both sites is ebonymuslstud. or hit me up in my DM on this site and i will gladly share with you some of the elephant trunks i had the pleasure of playing with this weekend. You will be pleasantly surprised at what Santo Domingo and Manny has to offer. He has an endless array of guys who are young, hung and full of leche. Plus they don't charge extra for leche like the guys do in Rio.

Well I've always found Grindr to be a quite safe and great source of hookups in there. Did not enjoy the sauna/cruising scene.

Nobody should do pressure washing!!!!!!! As they clearly show in “howtocleanyourass”, you should have the least possible amount of pressure.

When I use Grindr, I have to read the content of every profile to figure out if that person is into people of my age. And most of the time, they haven’t specified it in the text of their profile. So then I have to contact them to ask if they could be interested in an older guy. This takes a lot of time. Tinder only shows me people who have explicitly specified that they are ok with meeting people of my age. Grindr filters are one way only (what I like). Tinder filters are 2-ways (what I like and what they like). This gives me a smaller group, but every person in the group of people I see on Tinder is into older guys. So at least I am not wasting the time of young guys who are into people of their own age. On Grindr I get contacted by many guys my age. It is a waste of my time, I am not interested. On tinder they cannot contact me at all, in fact they cannot see me at all, My filter specifies a much younger age. Even among the young ones, those that I didn’t like cannot contact me. The only people who can contact me are people who I “liked” On Tinder i can also simulate my location, very useful if I am about to travel, but not there yet. Also, in Brasil, I had tons and tons of matches, well over 100. Because of my own limitations I only had sex with 2 of them, but It certainly seems a very popular app in Rio with gay guys, much more guys than on Grindr.

Why do you think it is still fucking dangerous as mentioned in the beginning.of your bery good report? I consider going back to brasil but i hesitate because of security, mainly in rio. Did you feel confortable with thw boys?

It was. My affirming church knows how to do it!

Funny, the design looks like a step-sister to BoyToy. The color palette is god-awful pukey. The white background here is so much easier to read, easier on the eyes. Like I said, Daddy has no design skill. Too many limitations in pre-packaged software. I really love the bullshit "I-am-leader-hear-me-roar" bullet points. Her love of the "grinch" makes me think she doesn't enjoy Christmas much. Christmas is my favorite holiday. I love giving gifts.

Everyone knows 5000 bucks is a ridiculous amount. It is clearly his way to say he is not interested.

Damn, you know how to tell a story. plus, the photos! Fucking awesome!

Sadly, the Bush/Dole et al contingent is a dying breed of politician whether Republican or Democrat. The public service quotient of these people is almost immeasurable. Kipp

While we enjoy all these gay sex sites--they do not depend on our opinion or vote. They are technically private enterprises and we are their guests. It always pays to be a gracious guest! Kipp

I think it is likely that he is just not interested in escorting.

Fair or not, few people care about either site no matter what they say. They go to each opportunistically, depending on availability and likelihood of delivering info or cameraderie or whatever they need at that moment. Oz seems like a genuinely good guy, but gratitude to him—or Deej/Daddy for that matter—doesn’t drive site traffic.

LOL. Do not be mean.

There is a sauna about a 1/2 hour outside of centro that i have not been to, but one night i had a party at my place and a young guy who is the cashier there came over and told me about it! Florida Rob has been there, i was told it is good only on the nights it has the “everyone is naked” theme and it does not have escorts

I thought rimming was supposed to get the guy clean for fucking*! Of course, prolonged rimming means I lose interest in fucking, although once this gymnast kid told me he didn't want to get fucked. I didn't know why. But he let me rim him all I wanted, and soon he was demanding "fuck me, fuck me!" Is that off topic or just weird? * j/k

It’s good to know that Manny is still doing his thing. He and Freddy are like The Welcoming Committee Of The Conde.

I could never understand this. Last Saturday, I was pissing at the urinal at Theatron Bogota. This super handsome young guy pulled me into a stall and ate my ass like crazy. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I finally got tired of it and walked out.