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Given the difficulties I've endured with some taxi-drivers in various countries when travelling around the world, I find Uber a godsend.

I told him that I just wanted a gay touch in all his planned tours. The only specific thing I mentioned was that I was planning to visit the saunas and try the garotos de programa, without his help. But do not worry, I got the point. I am stupidly and ridiculously anxious about this trip. I need to slow down. Bitches.

You might want to: (1) Be a bit more specific about what kind of “gay touch” that you want. Nightclubs? Bars? Beaches? Cruising? Saunas? Pay boys? (2) Chill our dibce your trip isn’t until December. Ever heard of the term “bugaboo”?

Because the OP raised the same question in 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018. If he would just keep up with the forum....

It is only five months in advance.

I agree it’s rougher trade but “guys who suck you off don’t have a knife to stab you after..” is a little over the top! it is a bar with security, and you taxi uber to the place and back! no problem!

Why aren’t you taking the Metro subway? You’re close enough to a few stations, it is cheap, and it’s relatively safe, especially during the day.

I'm finding it wonderful because I can just type in the address/place I want to go. avoids me trying to figure it out in my non-existent portguese. Plus, since it all goes on the credit card, I don't have to mess with cash/change at the end, I just get out and go.

So does Elton pay Dolph to fuck his wife in front of him, or is it an all-around 3-way?

Let’s just say...she seemed totally out of her mind...

i will be there Saturday the 18th so i will give a detailed report!....unless i get sidetracked! lol

just to be clear, we have 2 separate places being discussed here! i am talking about Bar Fama in São Paulo, SolaceSoul/Caeron are talking about Rio/Copacabana!

You must have me confused with Daddy. I don't watch Drag Race. I'm not a RuPaul fan. Sex and the City seems so late 90's now. And that last movie in Dubai was so god-awful. While it's true that Sarah Jessica Parker's facial architecture needed to be photographed from a specific angle to avoid looking like a man, the queen in the photo above simply looks like a man in women's clothing. She couldn't even pass for Carrie's trans brother.

It does. And it even knows a few of the places I'm going, so I can type in the name rather than the address. It leaves me a bit torn. Uber as a company has done some seriously crummy things and I don't use them in the US. But I'm finding them super useful on this global trip I'm on...

According to Wiki, Johan Paulik (age 43) still works for BelAmi as general manager for Europe. Remember BelAmi has been in business for 25 years now. Many of their early models are probably spending holidays visiting their grand-kids.

Yes it’s a little dramatic...but some of the hustlers there have what I would call “crazy eyes.” It’s a little bit of a walk on the wild side. For some, that’s what makes it thrilling... I just think any discussion of Bar Fama should come with a strip of yellow caution tape, especially for first-timers to Brazil and those traveling alone.

Why are you guys reviving a 2015 thread?

Anxiety is always toxic. Anxiety six months in advance is radioactive. Are you seriously worried about not being in touch with a tour guide you wont even meet until December?

Canalingus

I will be in Rio Next Friday August 10th to the following Friday the 17th, then to Porto Alegre for one day and on Saturday the 18th to São Paulo for 4 days! mostly because 1)there is the guy that went to mexico a few months ago with me and i want to see him and 2) i want to check out Bar Fama again as i had a interesting time there the first time! :-) (thanks to Mvan for telling me about Bar Fama)

Why would he need to be sure of the exchange rate? When he summons an Uber ride, the price of the ride shows in reais on the phone's screen. I am not clear why knowing the exchange rate will have any effect on the ride or service. Uber is a large and ethical company and is not known for deception of riders in Brazil. At the conclusion of the ride, the OP will get an e-mail from Uber with details and cost of the completed ride. I use Uber often in Brazil. I have never been ripped off or disappointed. If the OP uses Uber on his next trip, I suspect he will be rather pleased with the service and the price.

A little bit less sexy than Harry Styles.

Grandma rarely has an obsession, but I would love to eat him from stem to stern..... All while carrying him around the room.... I can imagine spreading those tiny little legs and shoving my tongue into those tiny bubble butt cheeks.... And the whole time he is repeating "Papi, papi, papi, papi"..... AND, I would even Swallow !

Sorry, I think your tastes are limited to fine guys and not food. While both are edible and satisfying, only one takes advanced bookings. Oh, wait...

I know it is something that may not fit for everyone, but when I told one of the boys from Mezzaninu in Poa that I was moving to Rio, he told me that he really wants to visit Rio and work for some time at 117 or Point... so he proposed that if I pay just his tickets he could stay in my apt for few weeks, and “pay” his staying with sex in the evenings... while he would work in the sauna during the day If you are not jealous to “share” the garoto with other clients during the day, and are more interested in sex and companion in the evenings... that could be a good arrangement as well.

Cocksuckers tend do go bonkers when they first see my cock pop out of my underwear semi-erect. The facial expression is always the same: gluttonous rapture. Back in the day, before the beta blockers, cocksuckers loved to worship the rock hard shaft I could eventually deliver. Frankly, in my experience, I always felt my cock was too large for most people's mouth, because it was a rare experience to meet a man who knew how to suck it without causing me great pain. I'm not a fan of large cock while having sex. I wish mine were smaller so that I could enjoy oral sex more. I've met a lot of adorable men who can't handle large things shoved up their ass. Some of the hottest sex I've ever had was with men whose cock was much smaller than my own. Another thing I've learned through the years: Men who are obsessed with cocksucking - you know, the guys with scabs on their knees that never heal - are among the most selfish men on the planet. They're like whiny, crying babies who won't shut the fuck up until mommy shoves a pacifier in. Obsessed cocksuckers are fucking miserable people until you stick a cock down their throat. They need their cocksucking fix 24/7 in order to make them "happy." Too bad this software doesn't offer a big-cock drop-down feature for some members to suck while posting. New lurkers might enjoy the quiet sound of a baby not crying all the time, and they might decide to join.