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So after a long haul (27 hours inc layovers), i finally made it to Rio. I arrived just after 1.30am and used airport taxi service per Pauleiro's suggestion, which is the second stall right outside the exit. The next day i went walkabout in nearby shops. By mid-day i went to the beach and had caipirinha (R19) and some sort of fishball (R19). Love the drink but i thought the fishball is meh. Afterwards i went back to my hotel to sleep for my first sauna adventure. Due to excitement i didnt really sleep well, probably just half hour shut eye. I got up at 4pm, showered and walked to Point 202 which 14 mins walk from Americas Copa Hotel. By the way, earlier when i walked around downtown and at the beach, i didnt see any particularly hot guy. I saw one but i think hes a tourist. I was a bit disappointed as i was hoping ill see hotness everywhere. So i was hoping that the sauna will change that. I leisurely walked to 202 trying to immerse myself to the environment. Did you guys notice that downtown Rio smelt of cooking oil? I arrived at Point 202 where its 12 garotos vs 2 clients. Im one of the two. Immediately i was approached by a guy with unpronounceable name whos not my type trying to sell me a massage for $180. He was nice and although i said no stayed with me and kept talking in Portuguese and showed me the lay of the land. I thanked him and i went to the bar and he followed me again. I pulled out my phone from my pocket and pretended to check something and he left. Then i heard a voice talking to me in Portuguese coming from a guy whose name as he claimed was Patrick. Thankfully it is easy on the tounge and he's easy on the eye. I scanned the whole place and although he wears more clothes than the others, to me, hes the fairest of them all. Hes selling me a massage for R100 which i immediately said yes to, because i like him and i wanted to get out of the garotos prying eyes fast. We went up to the room and he started explaining in Portuguese I think he said that if i want sexo as well it will be for so and so reiase. I said massage only please. He persisted, so i get my phone out and google translate what i want. The conversation was ungainly because after i showed him the translation he would reply in Portuguese and when i asked him to type it on my phone he cant spell correctly. Long story short he gave me a massage but it was luck lustre. When he asked me to roll over i grabbed his dick and i said i want to suck only which is R50 extra. His dick smelled a bit but i sucked it anyway. What turned me off was his fake Oh-Ah as soon as i put it in my mouth. Hes so sweet though cause he gave me a long wet and sexy French kiss. Honestly I enjoyed his tounge better than his dick. Neither of us came. When i went back downstairs i saw the first guy who approached me with unpronounceable name, this time he wouldn't even look at me anymore. He must have been annoyed with me. Then i was approached by another guy whos very muscly but not my type. Again hes trying to sell me a massage. I decided im going to leave now as i coudnt relax. So i left. Time spent at 202: 45 mins. Money spent: R280 (3 stella artois, fee, room, massage, suck, French kiss). I'll have a quick shower and check out 117. Report tomorrow.

For his great personality and versatility ....he's handsome with a generic asian face (his words not mine,lol) But if you're ever in the same city as him, do hang out....tons of fun. I'm waiting for him and Tomcal to hang out together one time.....

Sorry to be blunt, but you asked this question as if it was a major discovery to you, that some of us could ever be attracted to them. In all the years you lived on Earth, you never reached awareness that people have different tastes from yours? Seriously, you are getting pushback and non-responses, because it was a dumb question, let’s face it.

Patrick has been around the saunas for a few years - I think I first met him in 2016 at 117, but I never went to a suite with him. He’s a nice guy, and has a son who is probably 5 by now. He gained some weight and is self-conscious about it, which is why he walks around 202 fully clothed now. Did you want a massage with him or sex? If you want sex, then like Pauleiro said, you have to agree on everything before getting the key to the room (activo or pasivo, kissing, oral giving/receiving with or without condom, whether there will be cum). Even if you agree on everything, occasionally they will still try to raise the price or don’t perform as promised, but it’s easier to stand your ground if everything was discussed beforehand. It’s really crucial you stand your ground in the beginning, or the word will get around and everyone will try to take advantage of you. Try to make friends with a local, they can help you a lot..

Thanks for the feedback so far. I'll get to some of the questions posted here, but I thought I'd post a response I wrote from some PMs I got because of this post. Some members have asked me on how to visit a Chaturbate studio in Colombia. The owners of these studios of course do not want their studios to be known as brothels, and what the models do on their own time is their business, but to those who want to visit a studio, here was my response: Hi there, I guess I lucked out on the first Chaturbate model I contacted to meet with me. He is one of the favorites of the studio, and the model was eager to show me the studio and to meet the owner as well. Soon after that the boys came to know me (or my reputation), so I did not have problems getting other models to agree to be my companion. The good thing about this is that first model was a gossip, and my sexual preferences came to be known in the studio. So the other models who went with me knew exactly what to do to please me. On the other side of the coin, they knew that I did not pay this first model for his time (just the occasional shopping spree), so I started right. My suggestion to you is of course go on Chaturbate, strike up a conversation with a model you think is a good fit with you (after paying for play of course, depends on the model). Ask for his WhatsApp, and then just setup a meeting from there. He may even have suggestions on other companions that may accompany him (and you). You'll know from your conversations that that he is from a studio versus just being a independent contractor, and maybe a visit to his city may facilitate a visit to his studio. Your mileage may vary of course. I've visited two studios so far. These studios are really a cottage industry in Colombia, so these are not "professional studios" per se. These are usually just residential houses with good internet connection and rooms outfitted each with computers and an HD webcam. Sometimes these studios also house the boys, providing them with common areas and access to laundry facilities and a big kitchen. It is perfect, for example, for a hot young Venezuelan without any legal documents to stay in Colombia (and there are a few I've met) to earn money they otherwise would be incapable of earning back in their country, without any need to possess any prior useful work skills except possessing a hard body, a big cock and pretty hole. They won't even need a place to stay or clothes to wear. Everything is provided by the studio. Lots of drawbacks in this arrangement. The owner gets a possibly unfair cut of the boy's earnings. But oh well. I've actually stayed the night in one of the studios (but not in the boys area with bunk beds, but in the owner's bigger bedroom with other boys), and the ambiance of the house is not really designed for sleeping if you are a light sleeper. Lots of boys graduate from staying in the studio to getting their own place, once they earn enough money, because it is simply not ideal living conditions, due to the sheer number of people who live with you, with music always playing in the background, and the boys (and girls) transmitting in all hours of the day. I did not get sleep that night I stayed, but for a number of reasons in addition to the the noise. Hope this helps. numazu

“tô” is a casual written word short for “estou”, which of course means “I am” (the present indicative version of “to be”, as opposed to the more permanent “sou”). tô = estoutá = estátamu = estamostão* = estão

They must have known you were a newbie because i have never been approached by a sauna guy offering a massage initially! They all offer sex..then again maybe my reputation as a big HO is the reason! :-)

You really do think we are all pretty stupid.

Then why don't you avoid this thread too?

Hey Tomasian, I have to say that was one of THE most entertaining post (while still managing to be informative) that I have read in quite a while. I'm not sure it you're aware of it - but you are a great writer and SO FREAKIN' FUNNY!!... "fishballs..meh!" .... You sort of remind me of a little seedier version of David Sedaris. Anyways, keep up the great reports and hopefully Rio will stop smelling like cooking oil and the dicks will start smelling better too!....

"YEAH THANKS, BUT YOU CUDDA JUST SENT FLOWERS ! " or one of THESE !!!!!!!!!!

Some other important words and phrases : you will suck me without condom ? Vai chupar me sem camisinha ? will you cum ? Vai gozar ? In my mouth ? Dentro da minha boca ? On my face : em cima do meu rostro ?

I have been to Brazil well over a dozen times and never had a problem. I am definitely one of those people who has told all my friends that the dangers are overblown--don't go looking for trouble and you won't find any and so on. That view changed when I was there sat Carnival this year(which admittedly is a higher crime time of year). Two friends I was traveling with were walking together at 10pm in Ipanema near the General Osario subway station and jumped from behind by two guys who put them into chokeholds and tried to rob them(they had not been drinking at all). They are both strong guys and got away but that changed my view of Rio a bit--especially the "safe areas". What seems to have changed for me is as the OP hinted the locals who used to tell me how safe Rio is are now telling me how dangerous it is. I think they really have a sense that the security situation has gotten worse for the everyday resident. That being said. I will continue to visit Rio and love it. I will always follow common sense precautions and never leave the apartment with more than I can afford to lose--and most of all never resist if anyone tries to rob me.

I saw CK on the news recently, and he did not look quite as in the pic above. Age has taken its toll. just as it has on me. Except I don't have the models, only the underwear!

No. That is what you want me to say, because obviously you already have one correct answer to your question in your mind.

Rio - 117 and Point 202 -Most guys will take 100 reals for a programa. I have been asked without exception for more if I want gozar. I’m curious if others get goza included with the 100. I have been asked for between 120 and 150 with goza. -Some guys want more than 100 if you want them to be pasivo (this applies more to muscle guys who aren’t usually pasivo). Usually in this case they ask for 150. -Lowest I’ve paid is 80, and that is with guys who I was on the border about hiring. I’ve also gotten massages for 50 reals, probably because the masseuse was desperate for buisness that day. -Higher end guys (best looking, muscular) sometimes ask for 150 and won’t come down, especially on busy nights. These are the guys that are in highest demand. Usually they ask for 200 with goza. If I’m really into the guy and he won’t come down sometimes I pay 150. I am wondering if anyone else has experience with guys who won’t budge from 150. The most I’ve ever paid is 200 with goza. -Overnights. Usually they quote around 400, but it varies. Curious what other people are paying for this. I’ve yet to actually do an overnight with a garoto. Lagoa -The guys usually ask for more in Sao Paulo to start than in Rio. -Starting price for negotiations is 150. The lesser in demand ones will go down to 100-120. It’s easier to get them to come down on less busy nights when there aren’t a lot of clients. -Some of the top-end guys won’t budge from 150. There is at least one or two that insist on 200. All the guys at Lagoa also ask extra for cum. There has only been twice I can think of when they came without asking for more. -Overnights at Lagoa: have been quoted from 400 to 700 reals. -I’m also curious if anyone has had success re-negotiating a rate with a garoto. In my experience it is difficult after you have already paid them 150, but then later try to get them to go for 100. What you pay the first time is usually what you pay for repeats.

I did want just a massage from Patrick at first fully aware that he would talk me into more action for more reais. I didnt feel that he ripped me off. I didnt ask much and made it a point that it's R150 total for the massage, suck and french kiss. This happened Saturday 4-ish. So next up: 117.... I went there by Uber and paid R32. I checked in, stripped and wore a towel. But the place is cold especially the bar area so i put my clothes back on. In the bar i had two stellas and watched 5 dragged queens performed all of my favourite songs; So Emotional, I Dont Know Anybody Else, I Forgot The Third Number, Ring My Bell and Can't Remeber The Fifth One. The first queen cant lip-sync; the second was full of energy, the third was trashy, the fourth was fun and the fifth was forgettable. I loved it! It was like watching Rupauls lip-sync for your life except none of those queens would make it as a tv star. Great efffort from the queens though, clap-clap-clap. Like 202 i was disappointed by the quality of the garotos in 117. There were many of them, maybe over 10. I spotted 3 that i like but they were busy chatting with customers. The surprising thing was that there was an elderly gent sitting next to me who started touching my leg when we were watching the show. Im like; 'dude youre gross, you should be hitting on the garotos, not on another client, it's like cannibalism!' Of course i didnt say that to him and i just gave him a smile. The sweet old fart offered to buy me another stella but i declined. I stood up after the show and had a walk around. I entered a room with a tv where clients and garotos were watching a telenovela, next room to it another tv playing straight porn and two - one standing, one sitting - garotos wanking their dicks. The one standing has a big one but not my type of face. The one sitting i cant really see his face as i was behind him but his member is fat and long, no wonder he uses two hands. I swallowed a few swallows and he must have heard my swallows cause he looked up and i saw his face and im like, well at least god was good to you for giving you that dick. I left the tv room and in the hall there was another guy in CK undies; dark sexy body, nice smile but again not my type. Surprisingly he speaks good english so we chatted for a bit. I think the name is Daniel or Danilho. I told him i'm a newbie and he asked what sort of guy i like. (Not you). I said i like all guys but i prefer that I have good connection with the person that im gonna have sex with and that i am mostly turned on when he shares his innermost feelings to me. Based on his reaction Im sure that that shit went over his head. So he dropped it and he explained what i already know from here: that the best time to come is bet 3pm and 8pm as most of the boys leave after that time. I hinted that hes reminding me to make up my mind and take him now. I checked the time and it is 10.30p. What time do they close? 'Usually midnight depends how busy it is but tonight maybe they close 11pm'. Shit, i better make my move. As if on cue, i saw one of the guys i like come out of the bar and when he looked at me, i gave him a smile and a wink. He motioned for me to come over. I walked up to him and i felt bad leaving poor Daniel/Danilho. The guy's name is Rafael, muscly, and his face reminded me of the actor who played My Name Is Earl. The transaction was quick and easy which R100 just to suck him. He wanted R120 but the time is ticking so he agreed to my deal. I asked him to shower first as i dont want smelly dick again and also i saw a few clients touching it so i dont want no germs on my meal. When i started sucking he gave me that silly Oh-Ahs... so fake. But when he realised how i committed i was to what i was doing, his moans changed to sincere appreciation of my work. He was staring at the porn most of the time but i didnt care, it made his dick rock hard so no complaints. Eventually my jaw got tired so i sucked on his nipples while he wanks himself off. I then kiss him and like Patrick he gave an awesome french kiss. He said something in Portuguese which i didnt understand and realised he was gonna cum. He had healthy pool of cum on his tummy which i tasted a little bit. He said it was my turn so he alternately French kiss me and suck on my nipples unti i cum. Awesome. Then we showered together, hugged each other, kiss some more and then i left. I gave R100 + R20 tip. I then went home and took a cab and paid R22 which surprisingly was cheaper than Uber. That was last night. Today i went to Escadaria selaron and Santa Teresa. There were few hotties in Escadaria (pics attached). I think the guy with the bike lives in one of the houses in Escadaria. I dont know if im going to another sauna tonight. Are there any open on Sundays? I'll report if I changed my mind.

I’m the next Maluma! So proclaims one of the garotos, who has proudly just sent me his latest song on whatsapp. He had told me before he is a singer, but this is the first I have heard his work. It is actually really good - the boy has talent! Another garoto sends me a picture of himself in his army uniform, looking sexier than ever. He explains that he is on a “top secret and confidential mission” now, but after it is over, can we meet again? I had only been with him twice in the saunas before he disappeared. From prior conversations he has told me he makes just 2400 reals a month working full time in the army, and does occasional work as a garoto on the side for extra income. Obviously he is in need of some extra money now, hence his sudden re-appearance. In the evening I get a text from yet another garoto that I had met in Rio. I DA PRA CASAR!!! (I’m getting married) Com quien? (With who) I ask. COM VC!!! followed by a bunch of kiss and wink emojis (With you!!) Aww. These garotos are quite mischievous and funny sometimes..

in 2004-2005 this was the sauna boy CK took as his new BF, sent him to English lessons, got him a Visa(back in the day when no guys under 30, non college educated, never got Visas)He went to Miami and NYC but after a year he was back working in the saunas! but at least he learned English.

Actually, I remember there was a massuer at Lagoa near the front desk. He approaches many customers as they enter the sauna (after removing the street clothes in the customer locker room). He is not young, always a white undershirt or tank top.

there have been 3 maussers working at Pointe202, all from Venzuela! i did 4 handed massage with them twice the massage started very professional...for the first 10 minutes then quickly became BJ’s all around! One is straight and the other two are Bi-Gay

Nothing has ever happened to me in Brazil, (knock on wood) but an American friend of mine got robbed at gunpoint near “The Week” one night, also during Carnival. I have also seen a necklace snatching by a guy on a bike in Copacabana. Bad shit can happen anywhere though. I got robbed at knifepoint when I was 18 in Miami Beach, with a guy who threatened to cut my face into pieces. It’s good to be cautious no matter where you are in the world, and even more so if you can easily be picked out as a tourist/foreigner/gringo.

Some boys, seing that you are a foreigner, might try to get the 100 or 120 R$ for a massage and, if you agree, then propose 200 or 250 R$ for sex. With my strong reaction (in Portuguese), I never had a boy going to step 2. BTW the masseur in 117 is quite good (Bernardo). It is 70 R$ for 30 minutes and 100 R$ for one jour.

Thanks for report. It was indeed safer to take a taxi at 1.30 am than bus ! Particularly for a newbie who does not speak Portuguese, you absolutely need to agree on what exactly will happen in the room and how much it will cost. I hate to have boys discussing additionnal fees in the room. And you have other things to do in the room than typing ... Some Key words : ativo/passivo : top/bottom (important to define exactly who is top and who is bottom. Many boys will tell you that they thought YOU were going to be passive and ask 50 R$ more for being passive thrmselves) chupar : to suck chupar o cu : to rim beijar na boca : to French kiss Foder : to fuck tomar duche juntos : to have shower together

Hi, guys! I'm travelling to Barcelona and wonder if anyone from the forum will be there, to enjoy the pleasures of the Factory of Spain, as this wonderful city used to be called. It produces and attracts a lot of nice young men, certainly...

Just wanted to drop a note about Bogota. I was there a few weeks ago and it was my first time in this city, but not Colombia, having visited Medellin, Cartagena, Barranquilla, Santa Marta and Cali before, so I am very familiar with the country at least. What has helped with my travels in Colombia has been getting to know an actual Chaturbate studio (and have visited numerous times), and because of that I have been sifting through its models to be my companions in my travels in Colombia. When I’m discovering a city for the first time, I always like to have a constant companion with me, preferably someone who speaks the language to discover the city with me. Interestingly (unlike my experience with garotos in Brazil), through this studio, I don’t pay the boys any money per se, but I do take them to the occasional shopping spree, plus of course providing all food and transportation. I think it is because I started right with the first cam model in this studio I went out with, and subsequent boys have followed suit. Of course I will get the occasional plea for money when I am home, but I just say no. The disadvantage in having someone there all the time is it is hard to meet other boys to have sexy time with you when you are with your chosen boy for the trip. But I can hardly complain, as these Chaturbaters are really sexy and eager to show you a good time. Lately I have been spending a lot of time with two Colombians, ages 23 and 24, and boyfriends who only do duo broadcasts on Chaturbate (and Cam4). They seem to be the perfect combination of hotness, generosity with their bodies, with a healthy dose of humility and easy-going demeanor. They let me stay in their apartment one weekend, and they always insist that I sleep in between them, for maximum contact. It is such an amazing arrangement, but it can get awkward sometimes when you have to get out of bed to pee. You either have to roll over one of the boys, or get out of the bed the long way in the middle. But again, hardly a deal breaker. Sex with both is always great and satisfying, and having each sexual encounter be a threesome is always a production (three times the cumming, all three need to be showered, etc). Bogota has always been a dream destination for them. As “Costeños” they were used to the constant sunshine of the Caribbean coast. They were excited to visit what they call “the refrigerator,” due to Bogota being colder and grimmer than the coast due to its altitude. Before the trip, I promised to bring them old sweaters and jackets I had in storage back home that I haven’t worn in a while. They insisted on taking the arduous 18-hour or so bus ride to Bogota from the coast, due to one of the boy’s fear of flying, so they left their home hours before I had to hop on my flight from California. I was glad I brought the sweaters and jackets for the two boys. They got to the AirBNB safely, but were freezing their asses off, even though it was only 65F (18 C). The AirBNB unit I rented did not have a heater, the same as most apartments and hotels in Bogota, so the boys snuggled up to me in bed and the couch, which worked for me of course. Days were much better for them, as It was warmer, but they still had to bundle up when leaving the house, and I also had to buy them some gloves and beanies, which was readily available from street vendors for cheap. Some points: 1. I was kind of surprised by how Metropolitan Bogota was. It is not as modern as Medellin, but the pace of the city was much faster than the more laid-back coast. During the day the city had an army of workers who filled the offices, and it was kind of a nice change of pace from more tourist-oriented towns. 2. My Uber driver from the airport to my AirBNB was a tall, muscular and hot Bogotano was also a firefighter. Spoke very little English but very accommodating with my broken Spanish and talked slowly enough for my American ears to understand. Good start to the trip, and his hotness got me worked up for my boys. 3. The AirBNB I rented did not have any issues with my two companions staying with me, and I can imagine them not having any problems if instead I had a rotating harem visiting me constantly in the building. The security, though fairly cautious, seem to be very laid-back. View of the front of the building, with a drumline celebrating… something: 4. The neighborhood we stayed at was in Chapinero, and I was unprepared on how gay it was. Opening Grindr was like seeing a Christmas tree light up. The boys were checking Grindr as well and got inundated with offers from locals to meet. If I were to guess, the boys who messaged me constituted of 40% boys looking for customers, and 60% were just regular locals wanting to hookup, 30% of which what I would consider hooking up with. I will need to go back here alone to take advantage of the boys: 5. Speaking of gay, I purposefully picked an AirBNB that was close to the gay bars. I was surprised that the apartment building was just across the street from not one, but three gay bars, and in the same block as 4 others. And we saw the occasional gay couple holding hands in the streets. It was really gay central, complete with a rainbow crosswalk: 6. Another surprising benefit of staying in gay central Chapinero, is that it was relatively safe to wander the streets at 4 AM without fearing for our safety. Granted, there were 3 of us every single time when we walked the streets, but we did not have any problems stumbling out of a bar at the usual ungodly hour, and to look for late-night snacks around Chapinero. We did not have to take any Ubers and appreciated the relative safety of the neighborhood. 7. Even if Bogota is a proper world city, it still had relatively third-world prices for the most part, cheap food readily available and super delicious. The boys insisted in indulging my request to eat authentic Colombian food. I certainly was not disappointed here. And having soup in the morning is a good counter for the cold: 8. There are a lot of things to do in the city, if you are bored with all the indoor sweaty activities. Highlights for us were the Gold Museum, which was free on Sundays (most museums are free on Sundays): and the mountain Montserrate, which had a church on top of it, which we took a cable car to get up to: 9. Sadly, I did not have the opportunity to check out the saunas. Maybe next time. 10. And finally, and probably the highlight of our trip (apart from the sex, of course), was visiting Theatron, the legendary gay bar in Chapinero. Saying it is a bar, of course, does not describe the venue accurately, because Theatron is really 13 bars in one: it was this large stadium type dance hall: surrounded by 12 other gay bars, each with its own theme and vibe: We all agreed that Threaton was a destination on to itself, and the sheer variety of what you can find in the place deserves multiple trips back. We only had time to go on a Saturday night, and there was a tremendously long line of energetic party-goers trying to get in, but once we paid the 35,000 COP ($12) entry fee, which included a hard plastic cup we used to get our unlimited drinks (between 10 PM and 2 AM), we took advantage of the various venues the place had. Traditional dance tunes, electronica, latino music, trance, chill music, you name it, they had it. But probably the crowning jewel of the place was in the 4th floor, which was a men’s only floor. We did not know why women weren’t allowed until we saw this: I will definitely go back to Bogota, possibly alone next time. There is so much more to see.

I was going through some old posts on this board, and saw a picture of this guy from 12 years ago. It was shocking to see him so young, because I immediately recognized him as currently working at Point 202. He has aged a lot, but must have a base of regulars

I always cringe when I read about the fees the garotos request and how some of the men here respond. Today's rates [5.13.18] for the real vs the dollar follow: R$100 = $29.00 R$150 = $41.00 R$200 = $55.00 R$250 = $69.00 R$400 = $116.00 I had planned to write some additional observations and perceptions but thought it best to do just as I did. Men, think about it!

Well, I definitely got offered 100 the second time from a guy that I paid 150 the first. Slow night + he knew what to expect from me in the cabin I guess. I didn't take it though, not that great a guy.

One guys offered an overnight for 200. But I paid 400 as he was cute and caring and very nice to me and I would have felt guilty to give less. In other cases I was quoted 450.

"Hey Grandma, I got a GIFT for you too ! "

Grandma shares her Mother's Day BRUNCH.... It was a lovely SPREAD !

Thanks for your trip report and the pictures of the strippers I don’t remember there being strippers when I went to Theatron in 2010, but I’m not sure if I ever made it up to the 4th floor...the place is so huge. It sounds like you have a great arrangement with the chaturbate models/studios...how much do you spend on them during the occasional shopping sprees? Otherwise I can’t understand why sexy chaturbate models would sleep with you, including overnights in their apartment, for free.

Lol, so true. One garoto from Rio claims he ditched his girlfriend ahead of my arrival, so that he can be mine full time. They know what we like to hear. And they are happy to say it, whether true, or, most of the time, not.

Yes, if you can understand Brazilian Portuguese slang and casual speak (I am still learning), you will hear it.

Grandma offers some Workouts tips that will make you healthier and definitely Happier..... MY personal Favorite ..... (caution: may cause severe bruised & Scabby knees)

To ALL the special Folk that make up the Boytoy Community........ "Happy Mothers Day....And if you come to my motel room 206, i'll be Face down, Butt UP..."

CBS. Friday nights at 10pm. Great cast, good stories. Whole family is connected to law enforcement.

I typically hear 3 menu variations: massagem? sexo? massagem sexo? I always thought they were all the same thing: sexo completo. So far, I have not been disabused of that reality. This is not to say I was spared novitiate syndrome at 117 my first time ... 200 reais to be fucked by a hot muscle top who was very exciting, but it was at their currency bottom-out-out point (as is approaching again). Who was I to complain? Next was an even hotter stud: 80 reais ... I thought "no, this can't be right?" But God bless him for levelling it out, and he was extremely engaged and committed. When subsequent prospects asked me how I liked Rio so far, I worked in the comment: cannot believe the hottest sex of my life for 80 and shook my head with an incredulous look, sometimes saying ate lago and moving on ... until. Never bitter about the guy who took my Rio virginity with a surcharge. I say hello and still find him hot. He smiles and nods and hovers, but never directly busts a move. Priceless. We all have variations on this theme.

He was one of the macho muscle top-only guys, who are the most likely of all garotos to behave like this. I got to the saunas after 9pm that night, so everything was really rushed. I didn’t have much time to chat or ask him many questions i.e. whether he was a good kisser, etc. I’ve had muscle types that were stiff downstairs, but then when they got to the room were passionate underneath their tough exterior. It’s just kind of a gamble sometimes.

Nice report. Thanks. Looking forward to hearing about 117.

I hope that 117 is a big success! Good luck!

RA, honestly, it all depends on the doctor you get and how much of the stomach they take away. My doc I researched and he took enough to loose weight but not enough to have major side effects afterwards. That said, during the month of juices, I had a hard time taking a dump. But, it was every few days and not daily like I'm use to. Now, it is all back to normal now that I'm on a regular food menu. I have had zero acid re-flux and never any throwing up. I talked to multiple patients of this doctor and they all said the same. But, each person will be different of course. I do follow the doctor's directions to a t. Except, I have brown sugar with my cafe latte each morning. He hates sugar in all forms.

Thanks for reporting. Very different from my first day in a Brasíllian sauna. I second Pauleiro. Was this yesterday Friday? Fridays can be very slow.

Lol! Guilty here, I now write my Portuguese like this too: Vc ñ quer sexo hj?

On Fridays there are always plenty of fresh faces - and fresh meats - to be had at Lagoa. This is because garotos from other cities sometimes travel to Sao Paulo to work on the weekends. Often the visiting garotos ask for slightly more than the locals, knowing the Paulistanos will splurge a little extra to try a brand new delicacy. From time to time, I have been told, there have even been bidding wars between top clients trying to lock a new boy down for the whole night. A power play like this is equally about asserting one’s dominance over the other clients as it is about the boy. I spotted a visiting hottie from Curitiba - about 6”3, with a nicely muscled body. I almost fell over in my seat when I saw him stroking his enormous and perfectly shaped dick in the porn room (while fixated to the porn on his phone, which was apparently preferable to Lagoa’s feature showing of the day, Big Booty 2). Surprisingly he has a cut cock, which is something of a rarity in Brazil. His exhibitionism marks him as a newcomer to Lagoa. The top-end guys here usually make you work a little harder to get a sneak peek at their goods. Unlike at 117, where most garotos freely show off their packages, Lagoa guys tend to be more discreet (the guys who jack off in public get a reputation of being low-end and/or desperate). I was tempted to see what he could offer, but when I asked if he was a good kisser he seemed non-committal, and his porn dependency was troublesome. I was getting straight, doggy-style -only vibes, so I’ll wait for one of the locals to sample him and let me know if he is worthwhile. In the meantime, there were other hotties from Porto Algre, Fortaleza and Minais Gerais to scope out..

Over the years i have done Many sets of cousins, brothers, identical twins, nephew/uncles, so it wouldn’t surprise me if there was a father son duo! here is a photo of one set of twins i saw a lot from 2008 - 2010

Tucked inside one of the tiny bathrooms in Lagoa is a graffiti wall. One of the clients revealed its existence to me: it is an anonymous way to recommend or warn about garotos. I was stunned to see the garoto I had a terrible experience with a few days ago written about in all caps: “X” E UM MENTIROSO. Yes, he certainly was...(his name is unusual, so I’m sure it is referring to the same guy) About another garoto: “ele não faz o que ele disse.” Other clients write a heart symbol followed by the names of the garotos they like. The wall is somewhat chaotic, so its practical use is limited. Still, I find it rather interesting...