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I’m back in Sao Paulo and already having a blast. I was going to go to Lagoa today, but there were lots of GP’s on grindr who will travel to you, which is so convenient. I found a nice plush apartment on airbnb, and I’m finding it is a better experience hooking up in the comfort of my room - it also seems like the guys are in less of a rush than in the sauna. The building allows visitors, and the doorman makes a copy of each visitors i.d. Anyway, early afternoon I had “Paulo” come over. He asked for 150 for an hour with goza. He has a gorgeous face and was great in bed, totally vers which is always a plus, as I love to 69 and flip fuck. He came while riding me - I love when the guy stays hard while you are fucking him, and it’s an extra bonus if they cum while doing so. I thought I was done for the day, but then started talking to a guy from Bahia named Bruto. He also asked for 150 for full programa with goza. So around 10pm I told him to come over - wow, what a cock he has. He was activo only, and amazing in bed. He told me he had yet to cum today, and seemed super horny. We fucked probably at least 30 mins and he wanted to keep going, but I already came. He shot a massive load all over my chest...no wonder he has 3 kids and is only 25. Tomorrow I will probably check out Lagoa, and definitely I’ll be hitting up Chile Pepper hotel at some point this weekend.. I’m posting pics because they were advertising on grindr and probably have other online escort ads

He used to be more generous when Edgar was alive and running things, he was the "silent" partner. He's a huge size queen...so you can imagine how surprised I was to run into him one night in Bangkok on Silom, lol I said you're the owner of the most famous sauna in Brasil with the biggest cocks, what are you doing in Thailand.....he said the guy he was with won the bog cock contest at one of the bars, so he wasn't concerned, lol If I didn't have so much fun joking/talking with most of the staff there, I'd stick with grindr and not even bother with the sauna...their prices for rooms, entrance, drinks, food....are crazy, IMO

I don't know if you will be able to fit in Lagoa, sanddunes, since half the city wants to fit into you, simultaneously! I like that we are Dear Diary ... Dailies work well. A day of rest is fine. Lagoa has a website with info on prices and promotions. Check the banner slides. It is wise to be familiar, as getting a discount may hinge on knowing and asking. Their FB page may also add related details. Enjoy!

You are so right. He actually states that this trip involves working on several hotels. Perhaps @RockHardNYC is a Salvadorian woman in a cleaning crew, taking pictures of the rooms she is fixing. Seriously, it very well written and I enjoyed reading it.

Anyone tried this place? http://www.inhouseagencia.com.br/ if yes, what service did you chose, and with which guy? Would you mind telling us? Have you tried any other similar place in São Paulo? PS: no need to tell me “why would you pay for that when you can get a programma for much cheaper in Lagoa?”. I know what Is available for sex, but for once that is not what I want.

Sorry, I just can’t do it. Maybe I’ve been too spoiled by all the choices of fine-looking men — but I don’t want someone touching and rubbing all over my body if I’m not physically into them. This is why I would’ve made a TERRIBLE garoto, gogó boy or escort!

And sparring partner, driver, receptionist, and realtor ...

"Free suite nights" at Lagoa! I cannot image Rodolfo (the owner of Lagoa) giving away free nights. I have gone there many times over many years and have never know of free suites nights. If there is an occasional "sale" it is short lived and not advertised. Also, did you meet those two guys (Paulo) and (Bruto) on grindr? Please give a report after you visit Chile Pepper. I never found the place comfortable or my wanting to return. Maybe I just picked a bad time when I visited the place. Thanks in advance.

I agree... Bruto is good. I remember he was a very horny fucker. About the free suites. The answer is no, Lagoa doesn't have free suites. But it has rooms without the bathroom which are still good and which are in front of a common shower. I have never been there during Wednesdays (now the promotion is valid from Monday to Thursdays) so I am not sure about what kind of suites they're talking about when they write "relax cabin (cabina relax) ". I suspect anyway that the "relax room (quarto relax)" is the one I was talking about just some lines above.

So later tonight Bruto whatsapped me and asked if I wanted to do a 3some with him and his friend Diego tomorrow. He said they could do double penetration, which is an insane idea considering they are both hung as fuckk. I’m not really interested in permanenty destroying my ass I told him I would let him know later, I def would like a solo repeat with Bruto..

Travelling Cross country......

I read some of the initial text and liked RH's writing style; I viewed some of the photos, esp.. the ones featuring all of those sweets and thought if I'd ignore or imbibe a little if I were a guest. Then I came to the mini-debate and had to smile, smile, smile. Men! Men! Men!

Honestly! In these days of rampant cost-cutting, you just never know when you’ll run into a pinchpenny operation without the necessary amenities. Even though my venues are more modest and my needs are few, I always remember to pack an extra fly strip or two.

Since get-togethers among forum members are the topic ju jour, I was thinking what a hit Oz would have on his hands if he invited us all to Bangkok, where he lives, for a Bangkok Boytoy Weekend! We could all fly over there and pick up a date for the event. Oz could add to it by inviting all of the guys he has hired in Thailand to entertain us. The popular Bangkok street food would do for the eats part. But, you say- Bangkok is too far away! So why not a Brazilian Boytoy Weekend, where Oz would join us in Brazil with all of the garotos he has hired? Still too far away? Okay, in the interests of getting this thing off the ground, I suggest the Boise Boytoy Weekend, where there would be no locals hired by Oz, but we could ask the famous Boys of Boise to join in- if they can get a pass from the nursing home!

I vote for Brazil. A new edition of @Tomcal's legendary roof party in Rio.

After the Georgia/Delta Airlines/NRA debacle Amazon is going to be very cautious about Atlanta or locating in any of those type states. Since more liberal states have higher taxes and therefore state money, they can afford to at least match any subsidy more conservative states can offer. These huge projects depend on very substantial local subsidy (corporate welfare) and they don't want it to be shaky. "High taxes" don't matter because a company like Amazon will undoubtedly get an exemption from all state and local taxes for many many years. They'll get free (tax-free) land, and billions of dollars of other "subsidies" that will take any risk out of the project. Austin, Atlanta or Raleigh would be very attractive locations if it weren't for them being in batshit crazy right wing states. Amazon 's not stupid. It doesn't want to be any state's liberal whipping boy.

I would allow him to massage me. Maybe I have been spoiled or maybe I am just too quirky — but I cannot receive massages (whether real, certified massages or the faux massage that comes from escorts / sex workers / saunas — by someone that I don’t find attractive. I don’t care how magic their hands might be..

Twilight meets The Bachelor?

"What service, what guy might you be familiar with" translates to "please kick me and comment condescendingly for being so stupid about my money" for some of the less literate readers. So your pre-empting MIGHT help. I don't know the place, but mixing and matching a good massage with a good massage is appealing. I have a pic of Cristian from a Curitiba acompanhante ad, the vivalocal site. I think several months back. More European admixture.

While the apartment is nice I wouldn’t recommend it or stay here again - the wi-fi barely works, and the overall neighborhood doesn’t have many food options within walking distance. The only good thing is it is just 2 blocks from the metro

Was happy to read today that Daddy apparently netted enough money at the event to go Grocery shopping at home, and picked up a dozen eggs and a chicken and was busy making himself chicken/egg salad.... I am glad the event has a REAL purpose.

There was a cricket field with boisterous cheering? Jiminy! Dampens the infinity pool tranquility.

uh oh---those tiki torches look familiar..... Charlottesville?

If you are cruisin down the California coast, and have $50, you might score THIS ? (he dont like pate' or Truffles)

Midnight at the Oasis.... No mints on the pillow or Fresh flowers in fancy vases... Just some good ole shut-eye ! And you can pick up a hot boy for $20 on the side of the road

Probably not...

wow- In DC we don't have fish on the 1-2-3 for $1, just McChicken. Super Big Gulps maybe worth $2, not Big Gulps. Large at McD's is $1.

Grandma dont need 5 star accomodations and luxurious meals. If you are really an authentic person, you can find happiness with VERY LITTLE.... Here I am on one of MY travels, living my BEST life !

Mickey D's sells Grouper?!

YES, it was interesting that he made such an issue about the IP address. He knew he was lying to us and wanted to cover his tracks beforehand with an explanation....GUILT. AND...the RH watermarks on each pic.... Clear cover for plagerism. This bitch just tries TOO hard to be the pretend character he invented. Each post reeks of desperation to make us BELIEVE !

Tass, Mickey D's new 1-2-3- menu.....where the filet of fish is $1.00... Come to NYC.... I'll treat you.... Maybe you can get the Big Gulp for $1.59 IF you use a Groupon ?

I've just gotten a lot of feedback on him and seen a lot of reviews and have yet to find anyone who rates him below a perfect "10". Not even a 9.5. Only one other guy I know was so highly praised for sex (Velvety20) and he's out of the open market now.

That misspelling makes my grammar look slightly inexistent. It is. I hate that you cannot edit in this website. I like @RockHardNYC's writing style, sorry. I do have an objection, but it is more thematic than about style. He tagged this thread as "adventures with hot men". It sounds promising, I hope, because at least in the first post we have more material to imagine he is cleaning rooms rather than playing with studs.

The only one he can provide shows a $1.00 filet of fish from Mickey D's, and a $2.00 Big Gulp from 7-Eleven.....

I think that RH implies he is at that facility. No one section seems to explicitly state being there recently. The language may be cleverly worded to suggest that objective reality. In fact, the opener sets up the reader to buy into the story in spite of naysayers, priming the reader to interpret as if the poster were clearly reflecting his true location. Perhaps, though, I need a new monocle, or do not appreciate being outdone in pretentiousness. A simple partialized credit statement image, without compromising security, would perhaps corroborate.

OK, toots, if diplomacy equates to passive aggressiveness in one's worldview, so be it. I reach the point of diminished return in a discussion when another contributor persistently cranks the spinning wheel, this time the needle a cliché amateurish psychodiagnostic formulation. I might next say that I should be the one to decide how I express ideas. But then perhaps I will be contrarian, close-minded, or "narcissistic" because I have a different approach or perspective, whatever term works best for the final word. I think I get the drift. Apparently my intent is tainted more by my lack of self-awareness than by aspersions cast at it. Infinite, arrogant slinging stamina wins the day. It must need its place. And who am I to say it conveys less than pristine mental health? No podium finish for me, just relocation back up from the proverbial rabbit-hole. Sorry, sanddunes, for the tangent. I promise to not comment any further on an aspect of the topic that evolved but you would likely not have forecasted.

As I was telling to @Suckrates , I think people is just not used to someone apologizing. I did it so many times because I was indeed sorry (I still am), but I did it specially because too many people are just stupid and do not understand things if you do not say it in many different ways, and repeatedly. It is not just my Catholic guilt embedded background that pushes me to become a Drama Queen, it is also the need to be as clear as humanly possible. I know there will be people who still will disregard my words and acts of contrition, but those assholes are not my audience. Ironically, it looks like the whole incident will make my position as an opinion leader even stronger than it was before. I am receiving a lot of private messages with very supportive words. Sorry for not telling you before (see? another apology): Thank you for your support.

There is really nothing that fabulous here. He is just an old fart with too much money. Like me and all of us who hire escorts.

I am not a fan of passive-aggressiveness at all, and have no respect for those who require those kinds of tactics. Just be direct, and direct your complaint or anger towards whom the offender is.

This is a very fun post to read!

I understand your point. I think that there is only poster here who consistently does what you describe above in the way that you describe it: Badboy. Perhaps you should address him directly, instead of making it a general consistent observation that is made by a clique of mean girls / mean boys?

And what does a poltergeist want with cats?

I agree but how many cats need to be stolen? Best regards, RA1

@Mr Lookin, it's always a pleasure to be graced with your illustrious presence. Since I can no longer enjoy you @ Daddy's, I am elated you have made an appearance here. Somehow, you always put things into their proper perspective, with creativity and humor. I have never NOT enjoyed one of your posts....

For some reason, I can't seem to log out. I don't get by as often as I used to but, starting a few months ago, the "sign off" button stopped working and now it no longer appears at all. I can see the "login" button, but apparently I'm already here. I can post, and the member list shows that I've visited in the last twenty-four hours, even if I haven't been at the site in a month. Even as I post this, the "login" button appears at the top of the screen. I've seriously been thinking of becoming a cat burglar as it's well-documented that I'm always here and my alibi is airtight.

I have never once been able to get an insect to stick to a glue paper like that.

I thought the reports and the photos were great. I didn't see anything inappropriate in either. Stop apologizing! You did it once and that is enough for anyone. Shit happens. You feel you made a mistake (I don't) but you removed them and said sorry. That should be the end. IMHO

Hi Lucky. It's a long one, so it took a little while to get it in. Hope all is well.