OZ, I bet back in the day, when you and yours were still living in your ancestral Ferret's Hole, Alabama, I bet you were a big fan of TV Wrassling.
Fess up, you were glued to the set, weren't you.
Are you old enough to remember Gorgeous George? Or maybe Coco Brazil and his patented "Coconut Butt" move? Nobody got back up if he got them square on with a coconut butt.