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I didn't cybersquat anything. I used money to buy it. I thought you of all people would appreciate capitalism at work? Hooboy left me nothing. Hooboy left Daddy nothing. The estate required he use his own domain and reviews. I have not fought for anything to do with that site for quite a few years. When Hooboy died, I did offer 6 figures for it. I didn't try to steal it from the estate like some others. Again, I thought you would appreciate capitalism. In fact, aren't you the one that brought it up? I don't think Hooboy's legacy means much at this point in time. I wish it did. But, most of those escorts have moved on or retired. I am not sure what I have done to you based on what you think I have done to others or the manner I have publicly presented myself to escorts but I can assure you I have only been kind and gracious to any escort I have come in contact with. You, on the other hand, I'm an asshole to. Why? You are asshole yourself and I thought it would make you feel at home.

I thought I would start a thread detailing my February 2017 visit to Rio. Many of the contributors here are veterans with the scene (and I thank them for all their input) so I hope my contribution can be what it is like as a first-timer. I have visited the city previously but it was with friends and I did not partake of the delights of the saunas. I hope to give some advice on "first-timer" mistakes and I also hope to share some of the non-sauna things I do if anyone is interested (again, I have already done the big ones such as Corcovado, Sugarloaf, Botanical Gardens previously). I arrived today and was pleasantly surprised with how efficient, modern and friendly the immigration/customs process was at the airport. I was prepared for long lines but it all went quickly and smoothly (arrival at about noon during high season). It was much faster than my experience in US airports recently! It was then that I had my first-day problem. Perhaps veterans can offer some advice on this one. I was thoroughly ripped off by the taxi from the airport to the hotel. I took a taxi from arrivals curbside and it was yellow/blue and had an official license (things others have said to check) I also know my geography well enough to know it took the direct route. But, the meter was obviously rigged as the amount was way above what is expected (I would be embarrassed to even say how much it was). I knew the amount was way too high but sometimes you just get off a long international flight and don't have the energy to fight in a language you don't know...so I paid. Anyhow, the hotel told me that rigged meters have become more of a problem lately and that arranging a ride with a company inside the airport is better. Lesson learned for me but it was frustrating of course (who likes to be taken advantage of?) and maybe others have advice on how to avoid this scam. I rested a bit at the hotel pool and then headed for a Tuesday night at 117. I was there in an early timeframe (5-7) and the place was packed! If it gets any more crowded later in the evening, it would be a fire hazard! There were people standing throughout the hallways (with the GPs flashing their goods). The selection was outstanding! This is NOT a complaint but it may have even have been a bit overwhelming for a first time (I may have been better off with a "training wheels" night for a first visit rather than arriving on what others say is the busiest night of the week). Rooms are free on Tuesdays but the desk clearly states they are free for 30 minutes only. At the front desk (staff friendly and helpful), I was given a key. Lockers are in the basement. I was a bit confused by this part as someone just magically appeared at my locker with towels and sandals (they even had my right size although no one asked my size). I did notice that there were obvious regulars as the GPs seemed to know many of the customers and groups of boys seemed to gather in groups around certain customers (maybe some regulars here?). I have to say that I was a bit shy being my first time and went with two guys who approached me (rather than me choosing...honestly, I am not sure where I even would have begun as there were so many hot guys). I bought both guys drinks (they go for Gatorade) and was happy they eagerly kissed right in the bar area. I have been to Thermas in Barcelona and have noted many guys there won't kiss where their buddies can see them outside of a private room. The going starting rate seemed to be $150R. I know others here have said that is overpaying but again I am a newbie! I ended up paying the second guy a bit more because I wanted to do so. I have noticed the etiquette on this message board is to not delve into explicit details so I will respect that. But, he did something I didn't even request but he did it passionately and I loved it! Both guys did ask for more to "milk" but honestly that wasn't a must for me. Here was a surprise for me...the women sitting right outside the rooms who come in and clean them when you are done. God bless them as that must be a difficult job to explain! Is it common to tip them in any way? I thought about it but didn't have cash when I went upstairs to the rooms. After your time, the GP follows you to your locker area (while staying a respectful distance away which was nice). The guys do seem very interested in getting your WhatsApp number for later meetings. I found the checkout process professional also. One additional note on going to 117. I obviously had a bad experience with a taxi so I took the Metro to/from the Club. I found it modern and very easy to use. You purchase cards at machines located near the turnstiles. I did notice the machine I used didn't give change so make sure you have an appropriate reais bill for how much you want to have loaded on a card. The walk from the Gloria Metro stop was short and seemed very safe. I find Google Street View helpful so I knew exactly where I was going. The area near the station is full of people in an informal market of food and other wares. Some will always use taxis I know but I really found the Metro a safe and quick option. Hope this is helpful. I will report additional info as I experience the trip. I may try 202 tomorrow.

Ax, i think i am too set in my HOing ways to settle down with one person but he definitely has had a effect on me different then any other guys i have met there in the last 16 years! But who knows what will happen? I am just going to hang on for the ride! :-)

He is simply gorgeous Tomcal... hope all turns well for both of you. Could a guy like this make world famous tomcal monogamous? hahaha But please tell me you didn't meet him working on a sauna... I mean, I don't have nothing against anyone that work there, but it would say a lot about the trends in the medical job market in Brazil nowadays...

And while we are talking about all things "kitchen", once you are done COOKING.......

Perhaps the post was ghost-written by the Trump team ?

Well Mr Smith, after revealing that you walk 2 miles a day, it is apparent you DO NOT need to be concerned about some extra fat content. However, the most strenuous thing our Ms Annie does is hoist herself onto a bar stool, so low fat should work for her.

I dont think anyone ever said his story was NOT believable, all we ever said that it took 2 to tango, and he played a big role in the shit that was going on but would never take any blame for it. . It was obvious Killian was a drugged up mess, but JD was surely stirring the pot, and his "delivery" in those excruciatingly long and rambling posts implicated him in alot. Let's just hope that talking about it now doesnt summon him back. I notice that he does log in and is watching, but thank God its been pleasantly QUIET here without him.

Well, if you are eatting them alone, or topped with something, every little calorie you save is Helpful, (especially for you dear). BUT if you are using them in cooking like I suggest, getting the FULL flavor from 100% fat makes the difference. PS - you can serve the reduced fat to your rent boys and they will THINK you are in shape ! (But you will need to leave the Box on display, cause just looking at you, they might NOT believe it)

Bitch, it's Boo-K !

Grandma's Tip of the Day For an alternative "binding" for your meatloaf, meatloaf, shrimp and crab cakes etc, use RITZ CRACKERS instead of regular bread crumbs. It adds an "unexpected" welcome flavor to the dish. Make sure to crush the crackers while they are still in the paper sleeve. The RITZ crumbs can also be used as a topping for your baked Mac & Cheese, or any other baked casserole. And remember, "ANYTHING sits on a Ritz" (except YOU) !

I keep making modifications to my upcoming trip! Now i will be flying into Sao Paulo staying one night there and then flying to Rio Saturday and staying there thru the next Saturday and then flying back to SP for one night. These changes are because of one guy i met 2 days before i left Rio on my last trip last month! I have been going to Brazil for 16 years and have never felt this way about anyone before so i thought spending 8 days together rather then the original 2 weekends i was going to spend with him! one of the differences between him and other Brazilians i have spent time with is that he is a medical professional with medical degree, who happens to be incredibly handsome(IMHO). He is also older at 29 then most of the guys i have been with there. I feel like a 16 yr. old girl when he calls. We have talked every day for the past month since we have met and i haven't told my regulars in Brazil yet in case it doesn't work out! I keep waiting for "the other shoe to drop"! We will see! :-) what ever happens (and i am a realist) it is and had been a great month!

Or should I say "RANT" ? Maybe it's just me, but watching it, I felt like I was watching AND listening to an institutionalized "mental" patient talking AT a roomful of other inmates and "believing" he was POTUS. His usual bullshit false facts and lies, attacking the media, denying Russia, blaming the former administration for all the current problems, and congratulating HIMSELF for a job well done, saying at one point "I CANT BELIEVE I'M A POLITICIAN" and "I DO GET GOOD RATINGS"...... HUH ?????? The man is a mental case ! "Everthings running like a fine-tuned Machine" .

You never know Tom. All it takes is the right guy to take you - and him - off the market for awhile. Or longer. It's happened to the best of us. Whatever happens, don't worry about others' judgments here or elsewhere (or the larger impact on the Brazilian economy - just kidding!!) and enjoy the ride for what it is.

That was the nickname they gave me at club Escuelita in NYC.

Sorry I dont agree with this assessment. JD never owned up to anything, and always blamed his actions on others, says he was a "victim" and manipulated and "targeted". In MY book, that's NOT owning up.... And there is no reason or point comparing JD to Killian, they are 2 distinctively different breed of "mess"....

TOO MUCH thinking on those walks Mr Smith !

Maybe I'm being persnickety, but I cant drink anything GREEN. Its like drinking a bottle of vomit or baby poop.

Grandma loves these "little nuggets". One of the best BJ's I ever gave was to a "little person", his already substantial cock seemed so much more mammoth, it was a VISUAL feast.

All that blond wood!

Muclelvr, as you know i stopped putting face pics on here because of a previous posters lavk of descretion! But i do have some pics of him with sunglasses on ...

The Bucket woman at 8 pm. My all time favorite Brit...

Last time I was at Pubics, I accidentally picked up a box of these... I mean really...what's the point.

Good for you, Tomcal. Where did you meet this guy? And if you don't post a photo of him, how are we to judge whether your view of him as "incredibly handsome" is correct?

I would hardly call Daddy's site a strong board. Popular maybe but NOT Strong. Its so called strength lies in its dictatorial rule. Do as I say or I BAN you. That way the owner gets exactly wants he wants, and the cost of honesty and free speech. Its members are scared shitless to say what they really want, at the cost of offending the FAT LADY in the dirty skirt and being sent away. This is a much easier ,freer and FAIRER site to participate on, but I think simply because it caters to a specific and limited "niche" its participation is lacking. It has nothing to do with the "management"..

I can definitely relate, but one of the greatest pleasures is a good tasting OJ. (and please, NO memes of OJ Simpson) Treat yourself !

This is my fav....

I think you are on to something. The true Hooboy inheritance is at: http://www.hooboy.com I hope they one day come to this site.

Yup, and all that damage in just 1 month. Image 4 years. ! And what an EMBARRASSMENT for the United States of America. From World Power to laughing stock. EVERYTHING about this Presidency is cringe worthy, from its manic, clueless President, to its "trophy wife", cold as stone First lady, manipulated offspring, criminal subversive cabinet, delusional supporters..... Geez I cant think of ONE good thing about it !

They can disagree all they want, but I am confident that the values that have always represented America will prevail, and Trump will simply be a bad memory. (and it wont take 4 years, trust me)

Tidewater, thanks for the reports on your sauna-experiences. Also I especially enjoyed learning about the attractions outside of the saunas.

These people need to STOP focusing on one singular point (economy) and look at the man and his mission , demeanor and actions as a WHOLE. He is immoral, racist, crude and UNinformed about most things political. THEY are concerned about getting a job and the stability of their jobs, but are failing to see that the Presidency is about MORE than just economics. Its about rights and Humanity, and international relationships, things that TRUMP clearly has no grasp of, OR interest in.

There are a few people at my job that are proud Trump supporters. I will tell them what you said and I will let you know what they have to say.

Thank you both, Tidewater and Tomcal, for your contributions! I love reading your reports and look forward to visiting Brazil someday soon.

Trump supporters need a hard kick in their asses to awaken them from their comas. If they cant see the man is a farce, then they dont even deserve the right to vote.

Great report and i totally agree! I have finally got used to the wife/kids thing! I have been to 3 weddings and several birthday parties in Niteroi of guys i had been fucking in the saunas, and danced with their wives/girlfriends... last one i went to was a neighboorhood party in Niteroi with about 200 residents i was the only foreigner and gringo. At that time there were 8 friends all from thecsame neighborhood working at 117 and i had been with 7 of them over the previous year numerous times! They invited me and i had a great time!! The caveat being we didnt mention to anyone we met at the sauna. I met them playing Volleyball on the beach! Lol. only in Brazil

Your advice on Uber is probably the way to go. Ironically, I had recently deleted Uber as the CEO was involved with a committee formed by the new US administration. To his credit (IMO), the CEO has since resigned from the group. There had been mixed reviews of Pointe 202 here but I went on a Wednesday night and it was packed. Rooms are free on Wednesdays and I think the facilities were just as nice as 117 and, more importantly, the selection and variety of men was on par with what I had seen the night before at 117. Of course, I say "variety" but dark-haired, muscular, week-old scruff, and fashionable tattoos are the predominant type at both establishments! The asking price also seemed the same at $150R. 202 is very convenient to Copa hotels and near a Metro station if coming from elsewhere. Guys did say that it is much less busy on other nights. I did have the experience of one guy showing me pictures of his wife and 10-year old daughter. I know that situation is common but still takes a little getting used to. This may be the type of info that no one here cares to hear so I apologize if that is the case. But, I thought I would mention a few other attractions to keep one busy during the day outside of the ones everyone knows. -The bonde (tram) to Santa Teresa provides a look at a neighborhood in the hills of Rio that has a very different vibe from the beach areas. The neighborhood has a mixture of arty/bohemian shops and cafes and restored mansions. There are great views from the tram and the station is close to Cinelandia metro. Runs every 20 minutes and costs $20R. -Esacadaria Selaron (same neighborhood): stairway to Santa Teresa neighborhood that is covered in tiles (created by one artist over his lifetime) that is colorful and interesting to see. Fun to spot where the tiles originated (people from around the world sent tiles to the artist) -Catete Palace/Museum of the Republic (right at Catete Metro): like a smallish European-style palace with gardens. Was home to Brazilian presidents and one (Vargas...a bit like a Brazilian FDR maybe) shot himself in the bedroom. They have the gun and bullet he used on display. Mostly of interest to see European styles transported to tropics. -Forte de Copacabana (south end of beach)- great views and the two cafes provide one of the most pleasant places I have seen to sit and have a drink/snack (and espcially on a hot day....just sitting there and taking in the view under shade trees is worth the $6R admission). As an added bonus, it is an active military installation and there are plenty of hot young soldiers walking around. If I hear no feedback, I will skip the travel commentary. But, bottom line is that no one should hesitate checking out 202 (at least on a Wednesday!)

I just got a message from one of the guys who was part of the regular apartment group for the last 5 trips. He was a army paratrooper and one of Brazil's medal winning jujitsu champions really a nice guy! (Met him through floridarob). Last Octobr he joined the French foreign legion because there was no opportunities for him in Brazil! He has now finished training and sent me a FB message that he is coming to the US next year and can he stay for a week with me and see SoCal? That took me about a millisecond to say yes! :-)

Kjun has always been a rebel in the hood, but the Fat Lady must really like her since she sends her on alot of "Vacations" ? Presently I believe she is on the latest one, after speaking the unspeakable in a thread that was immediately LOCKED.... It makes you wonder IF speaking your REAL mind is defeating the purpose, because when you do you are SILENCED and cant speak anymore. 6 of 1, 1/2 dozen of the other..... And someone should really ALERT PETA because I think the little dog Tweaker has RABIES and is running amuck, kind of like how Steve Bannon does. Bottom line is that Kjun always peaks my interest, and her latest "spilling of the beans" made me want to know MORE of the story, which I doubt we ever will until the "SOLD" sign goes up.

One last but important point! After i write one of these reports i invariably get requests for introductions' phone numbers/ contact info, FB or instagram from guys on here. 1) while i have nothing against pimps I AM NOT ONE! I have had to find these gems on my own without help(exception being when i am traveling with FloridaRob and his guys invaribly wander into my bedroom when he falls asleep)! It requires multiple communication with the guy, he wants to know how i know you, what do you like to do, when do you want to see him, etc., etc. i don't have the time or interest and then if the guy doesnt do with you what he does with me , then i am the liar!! Been there done that! Never again! Happy to tell you what places i found guys at on what nights, the only exception to this rule has been my friend Paulerio on here because he ends up having more fun then i do with the guys! :-) thanks for understanding