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trump·er·y ˈtrəmp(ə)rē/ archaic noun 1. attractive articles of little value or use. adjective 1. showy but worthless. "trumpery jewelry"

True, but I didnt go to see piano playing. The film just didnt engage me the way I had hoped. I suppose from all the hype I was expecting something Phenomenal and it just wasn't. And I just dont get all the accolades lauded on Emma Stone. I mean she beat out Meryl Streep at the SAGS last nite. Are you kidding me ? Streeps performance in Florence Foster blows Emma out of this stratosphere.

"There has to be a term for that disorder..." Trumpery? brockmiller and tomcal like this Like this"

I agree...I actually can't interpret most of the shit he types and have no understanding of why he feels the need to go on and on about trivial questions with extremely long drawn out, hard ro understand responses... And still no clear answer There has to be a term for that disorder...

PART III CASUAL STREET TRADE. So if one is done wondering around in a new town and visiting the main sites, what's next? Exactly, just sit down, watch the street life passing by and enjoy the occasional eye candy. It was exactly this what I was doing after a nice walking tour in down town Medellin one afternoon (the free walking tour is recommended! Simply check TripAdvisor for details). I was staying in the Poblado area since I was a novice to Medellin; this is a very laid back and secure option. So Parque Poblado was my hangout so to say. A small park with nice trees that provide the necessary shade. There are public benches scattered throughout the park. A few of them overlook the intersection and church entrance which made it the perfect place fore people watching. Several benches were occupied, but on this one bench only one guy was sitting. He was skinny college guy, around twenty years old, playing with his phone. His rucksack stood next to him and out of politeness he moved it a little closer next to himself in order to create more space on the bench. He gave me a shy, roguish smile as I sat down. As I was relaxing he kept on fiddling with his phone. I incidentally looked passed him, turning my head in his direction. He made sure I couldn't see his screen. Hmmm, what was going on here? Now, dear readers, I must admit the fact, that I have the worst gaydar thinkable. I need my straight friends to point out 'members of my team' when we go out! But the way this guy was fiddling whit that phone gave me a thought. So, 'What the hell, why not...', I take out my phone and open Grindr. As the app opens, I casually place the phone on my lap, the screen in his full view. In the app I spot a guy 5 meters away...hmmm. The photo is not clear, so I'm not sure it's him. What I am sure off is that he sees I've opened the app, that he recognizes the app and that he still sits on that bench, hehe. So next thing I'm showing the profile picture of this guy who should be very close by and ask him if it's him. He smiles. Yes! After that we use Google Translate for our conversation. He tells me he is waiting for the bus to take him to another part of town. As I ask him why he doesn't take a taxi, he says the bus is cheaper and the taxi expensive. In a brave moment I say to him: 'I could think of a way for you to earn an extra tip that makes us both happy...' OMG, I can't believe I just did that. But I don't regret, he agrees without hesitation, the little slut. My AirBnb is close by and has a private entrance. Love it this way. It's only a 3 mins. walk. This college dude seems all right, I feel perfectly safe. He is very shy even, but nevertheless he follows. He feels ok to go with a foreigner I guess. Once in my apartment he is still a little shy; communication is difficult due to the language barrier. But as he unbuttons his jeans, no talking is needed. What is it with these Colombians that they are always big, hard and ready for a fuck?? This is your typical 'Skinny-boy-big-dick' case. I was in for a good fuck; I really thought this shy boy was bottom. He turns out to be top...and he is gentle. He knows he has a big tool and really takes care. After a few strokes this shy boy lets loose the beats inside. He starts pounding away, really enjoying himself. He is kissing me and pounding me working a sweaty body. I asks for his 'leche' and he nods, still pumping my ass. He pulls out, rips away the condom and massive loads shoot from from his tool. This shy boy is not shy anymore. After we clean up I give him his well earned taxi money. His reaction? More than pleased...he doesn't need that much!! What a sweet guy. We both go outside and I invite him for a beer, which he gladly accept. We have a great time and our ways part as he goes in a taxi. I go home to give my ass a rest. God I miss Colombia ;-). (Yes, it's his Grindr picture :-) )

The muscle boys at Club Tobi in Medellin are Grade A bottoms.

When in cartagena, do not forget to go to cuzco restaurant. It is in the old city, you will bump into it. I like your story. It reminds me of my trip last year. However i was lucky only to 18 cms. Waiting for your next story.