In addition to the usual villains, my ballot included the Constitution party (right wing Christian nut balls) and the Prohibition party (just what it sounds like).
I couldn't figure out how the Prohibition party is still a thing, so I WIKI'ed it. Turns out it has about 3 dozen dues paying members and got 518 votes nation wide last time around, neither of which factoid explains its continued presence on the ballot.
It does, however, have an endowment dating from 1930 that still pays out about $8,000 a year which probably explains a lot.
I propose that we round up a couple of dozen gay boys and vote ourselves into control of the party. $8,000 should be sufficient to pay for several special guest entertainers at the annual convention. Brown bag and BYOB only during official functions, of course.