Stills more interesting than your cheap and quite ridiculous attitude.
You're not funny. Every question is legit in a forum where people are discussing about going to visit and to get some entertainment in a country where you dont's speak the language and where there could be completely different rules from ours. Much of the information you can find in the forum is not 100% up to date, and becase it's so old sometimes it can also be wrong. Sometimes you can find 2 opposite suggestions...asking in a new post will help to solve the doubt.
I don't wanna go to buy condoms improvising Portuguese with my smartphone, if i can have them in the sauna. I don't see why is it so wrong about asking.
If you don't want to see this kind of questions in this kind of forum, you should at least abstain from being sarcastic...which is less useful than the stupid questions.
I feel bad for some of the guys reading this kind of posts and wonder why the hell they'd be wanting to share their experiences with the rest of a forum, where your questions get replied with sarcasm.
Not very smart.