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Hey guys...very busy week so far since getting back from Rio...will give an update on my trip later with everything that went on and a few changes I noticed in the sauna scene and Rio itself.... Will post later tonight.....

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel." Best regards, RA1

Continuing our temporary (and very slight!) detour from the fart zone...

"Vagina"?

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This morning's top trending jokes on Sickipedia.org... What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves. *** My daughter came running in and said, "Daddy, I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden." Humouring her I said, "Really, what were they doing?" She said, "Sucking each other's cocks." *** I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fucking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!" Luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out. *** Great British Bake Off. It's not the first time a Muslim has waited anxiously, staring at a timer. *** Religion can provide the answers to all of life's questions. Who created us? What happens when we die? What excuse can I use to blow up those cunts over there? Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/hot#ixzz3qWWgW9Jo

This ^^^^ Good advice. Previous (non-chip) bank card was cloned once in the last decade, at a Citibank in Rio, during daylight hours, on a local holiday. Other advice to the OP: be sure to use a chip-and-pin card. Not 100% foolproof (what is?), but a quantum leap in anti-cloning protection. All Brazil bank cards have been chip and pin for a decade here. For good reason. Tourists using non-chip cards in Brazil are easy prey and frankly sitting ducks.